Chapter 49: The Copyright Awareness of Lord Yama
“Do you smoke?”
After entering the house, Lao Yan took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it to Wang Li.
After taking a look in the dim light, Wang Li suddenly felt good about Lao Yan.
It turned out that he also drew a vain.
Brother Yan is also a ruthless person. His paper shop is not very big. It is full of flammable materials such as paper, burning paper, wreaths, etc., and he dares to smoke. Aren’t he afraid of burning a torch shop?
Um...
It shouldn't be afraid.
Wang Li thought again, this little black fat man is the King of Hell. Burning the shop with a luxury house and a luxury car here is equivalent to cashing out... He also made a profit. If he buys another insurance or something, oh, the Yin and Yang worlds are both profitable, win-win, win twice, this guy makes himself smoke, is he ill-hearted?
I have always followed Mr. Yu to watch the news recently, and Wang Li now doesn’t look like a good person.
"Are you the one Mr. Zhang looking for?"
Lao Yan looked up and down at Wang Li and said, "Yeah... it's okay."
Lao Yan was the lord of the underworld. This guy glanced at Wang Li and stared at him. Thinking of his identity, Wang Li sat upright and didn't dare to breathe. The scene was very awkward.
"Brother Yan, where is the fax from above?" Wang Li changed the topic and broke the embarrassment.
Lao Yan did not say a word, turned his head and pulled out a paper-burning brazier from under the incense table. There were sparks in the basin. Lao Yan snatched it in his ruthless iron hand and pulled out an A4 paper out of thin air and handed it to Wang Li.
"this……"
Wang Li was very novel: "Is this... a fax from heaven and earth?"
"yes."
Lao Yan nodded expressionlessly.
Wang Li has gained some knowledge.
He was still struggling with how Old Man Zhang moved things from the world to the heavens, and why he was not detected by human satellites as UFOs. Now his doubts have been resolved.
They didn't take it away at all, but burned it...
Sacrifice behaviors such as burning incense and paper are to transmit across dimensions, no wonder there is a time difference.
So, when the three immortals of Chechi Kingdom asked for rain, they sent a "fax" to the Jade Emperor. The Five Thunder Methods were probably a serious application. If you send it here, the Jade Emperor would post a stamp and it would rain immediately.
As for the various talismans of Buddhism and Taoism, they are special encrypted texts that establish connections between heaven and human world.
After taking a look at the A4 paper handed over by Lao Yan, Wang Li confirmed that his guess was correct.
The above were covered with fancy talismans, and Wang Li couldn't understand them at all.
"What is it written on it?" Wang Li frowned and asked Lao Yan for advice. He became a monk halfway and had not learned these professional knowledge yet.
"Fifty!"
Lao Yan said coldly.
"Damn! I still charge money?"
Wang Li was shocked.
Everyone is doing business for the Heavenly Court, but he even wants money. Fifty yuan is not a big deal. Wang Li just feels uncomfortable paying this money. Is this considered a public one? Can Heavenly Court reimbursement? Judging from the current situation, it is not clear that Old Man Zhang will not ask for money from him.
"This is called copyright authorization fee." Lao Yan said with a blank expression: "If you like others to read pirated copies, I can add this hobby to you on the Life and Death Book."
"No, no..."
When Wang Li heard this, his hair stood up.
I didn’t expect that the King of Hell is so copyright protection awareness, and I don’t know if it would reduce the lifespan of those who engage in pirated copies. There is no need to spend more, just 70 or 80 years.
Wang Li had no change and paid 100 yuan.
Lao Yan accepted the money and said, "I don't have change, why don't you pay with your mobile phone... I won't look for it anymore. I'll give you free next time I come."
Wang Li: “…”
There is no way, who can make the King of Hell be the one who is in his hands, whether he dies or lives.
Lao Zhang once said that life and death are not only in charge of life and death, but also in the fate of all living things. Whether he can marry Zhou Huimin depends on Brother Yan.
After receiving the money, Lao Yan touched the paper with a touch of his hand.
The Heavenly Book on A4 paper began to be Chinese... or Chinese simplified.
The Chineseization will be completed in a short while.
Sweat beads were clearly seeping from Lao Yan's forehead.
It seems that the cost of fifty dollars is not unfair. Lao Yan's Chinese translation also requires mana power. How much mana can the God of Netherworld have? It is estimated that the cost of fifty dollars is the cost.
A list is written on the paper.
Taishang Laojun, Hong.
Five ways of wealth, red.
Fighting and defeating Buddha: Huang
The master of the Three Halls Sea Meeting: Huang
Golden Winged Guardian: Yellow
...
Green Lion Guardian: Blue
White Elephant Protector: Blue
Green Bull Protector: Blue
...
The God of Mountain Guard: Green
Lu Chunyang: Green
Tieguai Li: Green
...
Dragon King of East China Sea: None
Eight Heavenly Dragons: None
...
There are 70 or 80 names of gods on the list, most of which are unknown to Wang Li, and they have never even heard of them.
There is a color behind the names of these gods, and I don’t know what it means.
"I didn't expect that there were so many people who came down privately... the management system of the Heavenly Court was a little loose." Looking at the dense names, Wang Li's head hurt halfway.
When Old Man Zhang said that someone was sneaking down, Wang Li thought it was not a big deal.
After all, there are only a few thorns in the gods who dared to fight against the Jade Emperor. Now it seems that it is not the case at all.
"It's not just loose, it's just a loophole."
Lao Yan said angrily: "Most of the gods in this list ran down before the Heavenly Court went bankrupt... It was discovered during this investigation."
Wang Li: “…”
Good guy, no wonder the environmental protection industry went bankrupt immediately after checking the following. With so many excellent employees, it is not a matter of time before the bankruptcy of Heaven. These people don’t work with their salary, and just click the Mao to slip down and play. It would be strange if they don’t go bankrupt.
And from the list, those who ran out were all immortal officials, most of whom were senior leaders of the Heavenly Court.
It’s no problem to think about it. Once the priests have no magic power, it’s useless to go down to the world even if they are mortals. Moreover, these grassroots are really working, so they are easily discovered when they come down. Unlike those idle immortal officials, who receive high salaries and incense, they will be the same as if they are with him or not.
“What do these colors mean?”
Wang Li asked, pointing to the words red, yellow, blue and green on the list.
"This is a level of danger." Lao Yan said.
"Hazard level?"
Wang Li was shocked and quickly took a look at the list again.
Lao Yan continued: "Red is the highest level of danger, and yellow is the type that will find fault if you have nothing to do. Blue is not very dangerous but will cause trouble if you are provoked. Green is not very harmful as long as it is not too much, but it is not harmful to people and animals as long as it is not too much."
"That's how..."
Sun Wukong, Nezha and others do have a bit of a problem. The green lion and white elephant that is not instigated by the Great Pluto is the type that looks harmless but cannot be provoked.
Lu Dongbin and Li are all immortals who have been practicing Taoism for a long time. They do good deeds and accumulate virtues. At most, they will make some pranks and tease others. They come down to experience life.
The Dragon Clan has never had any dignity among gods. They either provoke ruthlessly or even more provoke ruthlessly. Yesterday, Nezha was cramped, today was robbed by monkeys, tomorrow they were searched by the Eight Immortals. The Dragon Clan is a family of loyal people, and it is a history of blood and tears. It would be great if you can live.
Now that an island country is injecting nuclear waste into the Pacific Ocean, the Dragon Prince may have been forced to leave his post, otherwise he could be a prince, which aquatic creature would be willing to climb onto the land to play.
Chapter completed!