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Chapter 45: Big Fart

The old man is his own family, and Wang Li is not afraid of neglecting it. As long as he has a place to live, it is not too difficult. At worst, he will be squeezed for a few words. Anyway, he is used to it.

What Wang Li is most worried about now is the foundation-building pill.

Because an hour passed, Wang Li still did not feel any changes in his body.

Is it a time limit issue? Or a time difference issue?

After all, it takes one year to go down in the sky. Could it be that this foundation-building pill will take effect in the sky every day, so it takes one year to go underground?

When typing, Wang Li was restless.

Until he finished coding, Wang Li was carefully experiencing whether he had changed or not, and even observing when he was going to the toilet.

Well, I've gotten a little hot lately.

Wang Li, who was puzzled, ran to the living room to ask Erlang Shen who was playing games.

"You said the effect of this medicine..."

Erlang Shen thought for a while, and habitual Verrail: "To be honest, I have never used this thing before... I am born with divine power. Look at that little hill. When I was seven years old, I could raise it with one hand."

“…”

Wang Li pinched his fist and then asked Jinzi, "Do you know?"

"Me? Then you'll ask even more." Jinzi said even more annoyedly: "I'm a god, and this thing is for lower-level priests."

When it comes to being inferior, the two bastards looked at Wang Li at the same time.

"You uncle!!"

Wang Li took his humiliation and exuded fragrance.

From this we can see that the gods who came here may have used the foundation-building pill. Only Uncle Yu and Xiao Jingwei have.

It is inconvenient for Wang Li to disturb the little Jingwei in Guo Xiaomei. In theory, Jingwei seems to be the second generation of gods... at least half of the gods may have never used it.

As for the foolish uncle.

The old man has already slept. He is the most traditional working people. He firmly believes that going to bed early and getting up early can keep his health. Wang Li dare not disturb him.

In desperation, Wang Li did not go to bed at night, and he even took off all his clothes.

He was afraid that he would get a bed when he was excreting impurities...

I read the novel "Shenxian Cultivation" that this thing is difficult to wash, and it is also treated as incontinence by gold.

As a result, when Wang Li woke up the next day, he found that his worries were completely redundant.

Except for a pool of saliva on the floor, there is no "impurity" discharge at all.

At this moment, Wang Li finally confirmed that he had been deceived by Kui Mulang's fake medicine.

The angry Wang Li robbed the door and trotted straight to the pet store.

When he arrived at the door of the pet store, Wang Li was a little stunned.

It's past nine o'clock in the morning now.

Most people should go to work at this point.

But the door of the pet store was crowded with people, and there was even a queue outside.

Wang Li took a few steps back, looked carefully at the sign that the pet shop was not a breakfast shop, and then squeezed in.

When I arrived at the store, Guo Xiaomei and Jingwei had not arrived yet.

Normally, both of them go to work at 10 o'clock.

I saw a group of customers following behind my second brother. He was skillfully introducing dog food, cat food, snacks and pet toys in the store.

A few girls looked at the second brother seriously, their eyes turned heart-shaped, and a few people pulled the second brother to add WeChat. The bolder ones actually touched the second brother's butt and asked him if he had time tonight...

Erlang Shen said seriously: "I have to get a big shot tonight and I have no time."

It's not easy for my second brother.

"Where is Kuizi?" Wang Li walked to Erlang Shen in anger and asked.

"I'm squatting there."

Erlang Shen pointed to the other side of the shelf.

Wang Li looked in the direction of his finger. Kui Mulang was squatting in his seat, being fucked by several girls, with a vulgar smile on his face, and from time to time he arched his head around and ate tofu.

Seeing that he enjoyed it so much, Wang Li became even more angry and walked over and punched Kui Mulang.

Kui Mulang was stunned by the beating.

Then he shrank back, made a grievance expression, and moaned twice.

"What are you doing?"

"Fatty!"

"Animal cruelty, call the police!"

A group of girls came up and pressed Wang Li to the ground and scratched him. Wang Li was beaten and screamed.

Kui Mulang smiled loudly: "Look, you dare to disrespect Master Kui?"

Finally, Erlang Shen rushed to disperse everyone after hearing the sound, pulled Wang Li from the ground and scolded him, "You are fine and you are not at work."

"He gave me fake medicine." Wang Li said: "Let's arrange for sterilization today."

"What fake medicine?" Kui Mulang felt very aggrieved.

"Just yesterday's foundation-building pill," Wang Li said: "I didn't react at all."

"How much reaction do you want? Just build a foundation, you still want to ascend directly." Kui Mulang said with his eyes slanted: "Building foundation is to allow the body of ordinary people like you to reach a perfect fit with the spiritual power around you, and not be rejected by magic power, so that you can also use magic power, not to improve your physical attributes."

"Didn't it become Tyson directly?" Wang Li asked back.

"You'll read too many novels." Kui Mulang looked contemptuous: "This thing is to allow you to use magic power, not to make you transform people."

"That's how..."

All Wang Li thought.

It turns out that I had misunderstood from the beginning.

He thought that after taking the Foundation Establishment Pill, he would become a Tyson-level strongman.

However, the reality is: after a warrior's body is strong and ascended, it can directly build the foundation, which means that the power and body of the people have undergone strict practice and tempering. The function of the foundation-building pill is to allow ordinary people to use magic power, not to transform ordinary people into superhumans. If you want to fight like warriors, you must undergo strict training like them.

It seems that the reason why Uncle Yu is so strong is probably related to his regular exercise.

Wang Li was a little disappointed. He thought he could become a master without training, but there was nothing in the world that could be obtained without effort.

"How can I prove that I have established a foundation now?" Wang Li asked.

Kui Mulang said: "The foundation-building pill will regulate your body and improve your physical fitness to a perfect state. The impurities and toxins in your body will be eliminated from the body in the form of gas."

"Can you speak human words?" Wang Li was overwhelmed with anger.

"Did you fart after eating?" Kui Mulang thought about it and asked.

"Uh... I've released it."

"That's fine, you are already half-immortal body now." Kui Mulang said.

"That's it?" Wang Li questioned.

In other books, the protagonists build foundations and mobilize many people. Either they are thunder tribulation from heaven or are born with strange phenomena. If they are LOW, they have to strengthen their bodies to the limit of human beings. As a result, they are fart when they come to themselves.

This made Wang Li a little difficult to accept.

"Can I use spells now?" Wang Li pondered for a moment and asked again.

"cannot!"

“Why?”

"First of all, you don't know how to spell, secondly, you don't have magic power..." Kui Mulang said.

Wang Li: “…”

The magic king Li was not worried. With his second brother here, he would teach both hands and was a great magical power, the key was his magic power... It is said that the spiritual energy is exhausted now, and the "old players" like Kui Mulang who have achieved the right result are all in vain. He is a novice Xiaobai, who cannot practice it.

"So what's the point of building a foundation?" Wang Li was extremely disappointed.

"At least you're healthy." Kui Mulang said: "Under normal circumstances, you now have three highs + fatty liver, and you will also have kidney deficiency and hair loss. After the foundation is established, these sub-health symptoms will disappear."

"All right……"
Chapter completed!
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