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Chapter 32 The Unqualified Hair Gods

Old man Zhang sat on the second brother's sofa without hesitation. Wang Li lit a white general for him. The old man took a deep breath and sprayed out a choking smoke.

Erlang Shen moved his butt in disgust and sat on the other end of the sofa.

Only then did Old Man Zhang open the conversation with satisfaction and slowly said: The chaos has not been divided into the chaos of heaven and earth, no one sees it... Hearing the numbers of heaven and earth... Hearing Pangu's development...

"Stop it!!"

The more Wang Li heard it, the more wrong it became. He directly interrupted Old Man Zhang: "Are you coming to me to hide from the police? Or are you trying to stop me from sleeping while you are idle?"

Good guy, this old guy is telling the story of Journey to the West.

I don’t know if he was also an author when he was young. Wang Li was a little worried about whether he would be so annoying when he got old.

"If you have nothing to do, go back."

Even Erlang Shen couldn't stand it anymore.

Old Man Zhang didn't look like there was something urgent. When he said "Back to the East Land and Five Saints to Become True", the gods probably had settled down in the world, and all the little gods were born all over the land.

"It's really a matter."

Old man Zhang quickly said to Wang Li with a reproachful look on his face: "Everyone blames you, a crow."

"It's all my business!" Jinzi in the study responded sensitively when he heard the words "crow's mouth".

Old Man Zhang ignored Jinzi and continued: "There is really a mess. Some gods can't wait to queue up to register one by one. If they don't get a visa, they just ran down by themselves."

Wang Li: “…”

"Is your heavenly management so casual?" Wang Li said while wiping his sweat.

"Don't mention it."

Old Man Zhang smoked hard and said, "There are not many things that make people worry-free. Not to mention anything else, just the gods here, how many people can see the Jade Emperor?"

Speaking of this, Old Man Zhang looked at Erlang Shen resentfully.

This is typical.

"They don't even see the Jade Emperor, let alone the little gods responsible for registration." Old Man Zhang looked sad.

"You've really suffered." Wang Li said symbolically, but he felt secretly happy. Seeing this annoying old guy inadvertent, he felt happy for no reason.

"I'm not suffering." Old man Zhang seemed to see Wang Li's thoughts, sighed, and then said to Wang Li: "It's mainly you."

"What do you care about me? It's not handed over to me." Wang Li was dissatisfied.

In Wang Li's consciousness, only the gods handed over to him were responsible for him. Wang Li naturally had no control over those unorganized and undisciplined Mao Shen.

"As long as they arrive in the world, you will be responsible." Old man Zhang took out the wrinkled contract and said, "You didn't see a line of small words below."

"?"

Wang Li squinted his eyes and looked at it. Sure enough, there was a line of small words the size of ant directly below the contract: "After the gods and immortals came to the Heavenly Court Labor Bureau."

There is a smaller line of words in the bottom right corner, "The final right of interpretation belongs to Heaven."

"Are you cheating me?" Wang Li was furious.

Damn, I thought Old Man Zhang was going to be punished, but I didn’t expect that this old man transferred the responsibility to him. It turned out that he was the only one who suffered.

"I never cheat people with words in black and white." Old man Zhang carefully put the contract away and put it in his arms and said, "The most important thing about the gods descending to earth is their immortal book problem. You have to rush the card for them as soon as possible..."

"Why..."

Wang Li was about to cry.

This vast sea of ​​people is so big in the world.

Who knows which father is a god?

I'm still looking for them, isn't this looking for a needle in the sea?

You can't go to the TV station to post an advertisement for the Immortal Conquest, so that the gods scattered around you come to Dongguan Street to find you.

Not to mention whether you will be arrested as a mental illness, even if you really post an advertisement, it may not be of much use.

After all, the chances of these gods loving to watch TV are not high.

Besides, it would be fine if they were all in Jiangbei, but they did not have a visa and did not have an old man Zhang to take him in. I might be able to go where to go. Where can I find it in China? What if I were to go abroad?

The more Wang Li thought about it, the more he felt that he was too big.

"You should have any magic weapon for me." Wang Li asked aggrievedly.

You can’t just go up and ask if you are a god. You have to identify it. There are so many scammers now. There are at least seven or eight streets in the north and south of the GC area where you say you are a god. It costs 266 yuan to get a name.

It is best to have a Pokémon Book, or something, so you can get information by just one finger of the person.

No matter how good it is, you can give a dragon ball radar, just like finding a dragon ball to make up a combination of gods.

Collect all the blessings and longevity to exchange for a three-star reward for the good news, collect all the eight immortals to cross the sea to reward the eight immortals to worship their birthdays, such as twenty-eight constellations, thirty-six thunder generals... Five mountains and four rivers and 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals... The more gods and immortals gather, the stronger the reward ability. If we write this way, it will be a complete fantasy stream.

"No...if there is, I don't have to blame you." Old Man Zhang did not hesitate to his blame-shifting behavior at all.

"Are you so blatant when you do bad things?" Wang Li rolled his eyes in anger.

"Anyway, there is no one here." Old man Zhang was fearless and really an old thief.

"You... are so old." Wang Li didn't know how to scold him.

"hey-hey."

Old Man Zhang smiled and said, "You don't have to be too anxious. Isn't the golden stick in your hands? If nothing unexpected happens, they will definitely come to you. You can just register the roster at that time."

"That's so simple?"

"That's not..." Old Man Zhang said: "I'm afraid that there will be those unruly gods who compete with you for some golden sticks."

"I……"

When Wang Li heard Old Man Zhang's words, he suddenly became terrified.

If a man is innocent and possesses a treasure, he will be guilty of having a golden stick in his hand. Wang Li is equivalent to controlling the power of life and death of all gods. Although he has no official position, whether the gods can continue to be in the immortal book depends entirely on Wang Li's meaning.

If it is really snatched away by those gods with ulterior motives, the consequences will be unimaginable.

Of course, Wang Li didn't care what kind of heaven became. What he cared most was what kind of gods would compete with him and whether he would hurt him at that time.

Seeing Wang Li's appearance, Erlang Shen said aside: "Don't worry, with me here, ordinary Mao Shen dare not mess with you."

After hearing Erlang Shen's words, Wang Li felt relieved. After all, he was the second brother. His damn sense of security was reliable at the critical moment.

"Second brother! You are my biological brother." Wang Li looked grateful.

"Then it's not too much for you to buy me a skin set. I want that fire dog." Erlang Shen said again.

Wang Li: “…”

"I'll ask you, who are you who came down this time?" Wang Li asked Old Man Zhang carefully.

Only by knowing yourself and your opponent can you be defeated in a hundred battles. First, understand the opponent's information and be prepared to avoid being in a hurry.

"There are Kui Mulang, Taishang Laojun, and the three brothers of Green Lion and White Elephant... and wait..."

"this……"

Wang Li was covered in black lines: "Isn't the Heavenly Court a Taoist? The green lion and white elephant are also under the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court?"

"How fresh. If the Heavenly Court is Taoist, what are the four great kings and five directions? Nezha and Lao Li do for food?" Old Man Zhang said: "Stop talking about them, even Tathagata is under the jurisdiction of the Jade Emperor."

"That's how..." Wang Li nodded.

I saw the conspiracy theory of Journey to the West that I believed the struggle between Buddhism and Taoism before, but it seemed nonsense... They were originally a family.

Kui Mulang has good combat power, but he is incomparable to his second brother.

Laojun is a civil servant, with a strong magic power, and can create a world and create humans to replenish the sky and turn into Buddhas. But when you go to the mortal world, you can't fight... It's just that the three brothers of the blue lion and white elephant are more difficult to deal with. In fact, it's just that. The people's boasts are relatively large. In terms of force, the real combat power cannot beat the monkey, and they will definitely not beat the second brother.

"By the way, has Sun Wukong come down?"

Speaking of monkeys, Wang Li suddenly asked Old Man Zhang.

"He? The fucking hardest thing is him."

Old Man Zhang angrily slapped the table: "He was the first to run... Maybe it was earlier than Erlang."

"I'm fucking..."
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