Chapter 150: Pig's Stomach
Apart from eating and sleeping, there is no second one in the sky and under the ground.
The fat man in front of him is the legendary former Marshal Tianpeng, and the current envoy of the altar purifying Bodhisattva Zhu Bajie.
No wonder the four heavenly kings had this look, and Fairy Nichang came up and punched him.
"Are you brother Pig?"
Wang Li’s question mark.
"Do you know me?" Zhu Bajie asked in a daze.
Sure enough, it's as stupid as the legendary one.
"Don't be rude."
Zhang Laosan said: "This is Director Wang!"
"Director Wang? Why haven't I heard of it?" Zhu Bajie looked up and down at Wang Li and murmured to himself.
"Can you know about this kind of organizational matter?" Zhang Laosan said to Zhu Bajie with a blank look: "If you want to have enough food in the future, you have to be polite to him."
"Oh, Director Wang."
When Zhu Bajie heard the word "eating" immediately became energetic. He came up and sang a big bow and bowed to Wang Li.
"I……"
Wang Li was at a loss.
No matter how stupid Zhu Bajie is and how bad his reputation is, he is at the level of a Bodhisattva. What is it to do to give himself a great gift? Don’t worship yourself to death. Wang Li has heard that a god with a high status cannot bear the worship of mortals.
"Okay, can you start a meal?"
After worshiping, Zhu Bajie got up and wiped his mouth, and began to look around.
Wang Li: “…”
Zhang Laosan said helplessly: "This stuff is just like this. I've been hungry for so many years."
"Don't he specialize in eating?" Wang Li was very curious.
"yes."
Zhang Laosan said: "In the past, people worshiped Buddha and respected the Tao, and the incense in heaven was constantly popular. In recent years, there was no incense and no offerings. I don't know how many years I have been hungry and I have to eat when I see people, so I put him in the Qiankun bag."
"I didn't expect that gods are so difficult to survive."
Wang Li sighed repeatedly.
Such a noble profession is fine, but it’s okay to go bankrupt because of environmental protection. It’s all the 21st century, and there are still gods who can’t afford to eat. It’s so pitiful.
"Brother Qing, bake ten more skewers."
Thinking of this, Wang Li responded to the boss Qing.
Zhu Bajie also followed Wang Li's gaze and saw Boss Qing next to the oven not far away. Zhu Bajie said in surprise: "Hey, why do you look so familiar? Have we seen it somewhere?"
"Ahhhh..."
Boss Qing opened his mouth and made a very cute expression at Zhu Bajie.
"Oh, it's a fool."
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie jumped three feet high and ran behind Wang Li, grabbed Wang Li's vest, shivered half of his head and shivered: "Director Wang, I'm here to find food, not for others to eat. Why is this beast who is suffering from plague here?"
"Can you two be afraid of being like this in the same unit?"
Wang Li said speechlessly: "Boss Qing and others are now good at being gods. They are our gold medal chefs, specializing in barbecue meat. If you want to eat good food in the future, you have to flatter him."
"Yeah?"
After hearing what Wang Li said, Zhu Bajie immediately walked forward and gave Boss Qing a gift.
Wang Li: “…”
Now Wang Li saw that Zhu Bajie was not only lazy and greedy, but also had a special milk and a mother. Whoever could make him have enough food would be his elder brother...
Boss Qing looked down on him a little, and didn't even look at him.
Wang Li thought that Boss Qing was very rude. You are also a Bodhisattva's mount when you are awesome, and Zhu Bajie is also a Bodhisattva-level cadre, so your attitude is very bad.
"Brother Qing, what kind of meat is roasted?" Zhu Bajie hurried over and approached Boss Qing.
Boss Qing said truthfully: "Pork..."
"ah……"
Zhu Bajie looked pale: "Pig is so cute, why do you want to eat pork?"
"There is only pork here, do you like it or not?"
Boss Qing shook the meat skewers for Zhang Laosan and put them on the plate, then took out ten skewers of pork belly from the refrigerator beside him.
"Eat, why don't you?"
Zhu Bajie quickly took the plate, grabbed the skewers and stuffed it into his mouth, eating it all over the mouth... In less than three seconds, he ate a pound of pork belly.
"You fool..."
Zhang Laosan stomped his feet in anger.
Zhu Bajie was still yelling, "This is not enough to eat, it's not enough to even stuff the teeth. The more you eat, the more hungry you get, it's better not to eat it."
"Brother, that's a pound of meat." Wang Li's eyes were outraged.
Does this guy chew on food? He went down one bite of meat... he was still yelling that he wasn't full.
You should know that the barbecue on Wang Li’s side is very large, and it’s very real. Wang Li can eat a full pound of barbecue.
“Not enough or not!”
Zhu Bajie waved his hands repeatedly: "Fifty kilograms to make you feel appetizers, are there any wine? One hundred kilograms."
"Fifty kilograms of meat? One hundred kilograms of wine?"
Wang Limao was blown up and pulled Zhang Laosan and said angrily: "What do you mean??!!"
It's a big deal. I'm not doing business here. Zhang Laosan sent another super wine bag to eat and drink for free. Isn't this a little worse? This is not the first time Wang Li wanted to smash Zhang Laosan's head with a brick.
"I'll just say... Lao Yan doesn't like him, and it's not enough for him to eat some ghost coins." Zhang Laosan spread his hands and said.
"Who is asking you this?"
Wang Li said angrily: "What are you doing for me? I can't afford to support him!"
A meal of 50 kilograms of meat, 100 kilograms of wine, and just a little appetizing... This is all the food that all the gods combined for several days.
There are actually not many gods who can really eat.
Only the second brother and the three of Shituling, the four great kings eat fireworks and worship them all year round, and they just taste the delicious food on earth easily.
Even the second brother who started eating broadcasts only had two or three pounds per meal, less than ten pounds a day. When Wang Li thought about this, he was a little confused and had less than ten pounds a day. This was not like human words...
Zhu Bajie is good, and he can eat Erlang Shen’s five-day meal in one meal.
Who can afford this?
Not to mention wine and meat, but also pork and bran mixed with boiled water, and Zhu Bajie can help you achieve targeted poverty alleviation through a well-off family.
"It's up to me whether you can raise it or not. This is not my job. I'm only responsible for bringing people to you. If you have any questions, ask the Jade Emperor." Zhang Laosan began to cheat.
"Go to your uncle, give me the Jade Emperor!" Wang Li took out his cell phone and was about to call the Jade Emperor.
"Hehe, the Jade Emperor has no phone number." Zhang Laosan smiled: "You have to ask in person."
"What's the fuck me!!"
Wang Li is about to explode.
Do you dare to deserve a beating this old guy? I can’t fly, so why do you ask the Jade Emperor personally?
"Haha, young people, don't be anxious."
Zhang Laosan still smiled and said with a smile: "You can't afford it, won't you go to find someone you can afford? There are so many buffet restaurants, but you can't support a pig? It's all your business to eat poorly..."
"Look at what you said, it seems like a god can say it?" Wang Li despised Zhang Laosan with extreme contempt. He was poor and the gods were so qualities. Hey? Hey?
Chapter completed!