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Chapter 105: Build the world-famous thief

"Ah? You don't work?" Wang Li was a little at a loss when he heard this.

This monkey has no money or house. After decades of being a habitual thief, Wang Li will definitely not be at ease when he releases it.

Moreover, as a god with the stain on the crime of rebellion, it would be unreasonable not to tie him to the heavenly court.

Apart from providing him with a chance to re-employment, Wang Li really couldn't think of what else he could do.

"It's impossible to work when working." Brother Monkey waved his hand and said, "It's impossible to work again in this life. I would rather steal an electric car."

Wang Li: “…”

Although speechless, Wang Li also said that it is understandable.

Several working experiences when I was young left a shadow on Brother Monkey.

Originally, the president of Huaguoshan was in good condition, but suddenly the state-owned enterprise recruited him for helping him raise horses. His position was basically equivalent to the old lady who looked at carports in state-owned enterprises in the 1990s. Later, he painted big cakes for him and made him become a nameless President Sun, who was mainly responsible for visiting the Pantao Garden, which was equivalent to managing a warehouse.

It seems that he is a very good official, but in fact he is not even qualified to attend the company's annual meeting.

In a fit of anger, Mr. Sun beat, smashed, robbed, robbed and stole a dragon, and was sentenced to five hundred years in prison for infringing on other people's property, infringing on public resources, and committing multiple crimes of treason.

After I came out, I got a project and started my own business to become a high-ranking official in Buddhism.

Working experience is simply a past that monkey can't bear to look back on.

Even the Jade Emperor could not let him work with peace of mind, so Wang Li didn't dare to say anything.

After all, you have to coax and praise monkeys... You can't fight head-on.

"What do you want?"

Wang Li patiently solicited Brother Monkey's opinions.

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Since you said I can make money by selling fruits, I will open a small shop to sell fruits by myself. Anyway, I will not work for others."

“It’s okay to open a small shop.”

Wang Li said: "Your temper is not good at beating and scolding customers."

What Wang Li is most worried about is this.

What kind of temper does a monkey have? His personality is that he dares to lift the Jade Emperor's table. If he really opens a fruit shop, the old ladies in the community are all people who do not take advantage of the situation and do not walk. He will not be allowed to chase and smash people day by day with a stick?

"That's not sure."

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "But it's not a big problem. I'll buy fruits from the fruit shop and process them and sell them to you. I'll only charge you twice the price."

"I……"

Wang Li was stunned when he heard this.

"Hahaha."

Erlang Shen couldn't help laughing.

What does it mean to shoot oneself in the foot? Wang Li interpreted this sentence with his behavior.

Originally, this was just a remark that Wang Li held Sun Wukong and fooled him to do some serious business, but the monkey turned against him.

Wang Li also understood what a sperm is like a monkey.

After all the time, the monkey made a double the difference.

Of course, if the fruits handled by monkeys can be as delicious as the fruits in today's fruit plate, it would be unacceptable to double the price of Wangli.

Who can refuse the fairy fruits prepared with fruit fragrance?

"OK!"

Wang Li gritted his teeth and said, "We will prepare it tomorrow. I will find you a place to purchase goods, which will allow you to make more money."

“It doesn’t matter how much money you make.”

Sun Wukong waved his hand and said, "Just like my fruits, and it's not a long-term solution to buy other people's goods. It's better to plant them yourself."

"Don't think about this."

Wang Li said: "We don't have this condition."

Sun Wukong has a hundred years of experience in growing fruits and has also taken care of peaches. Wang Li naturally would not have any doubts about his ability to grow fruits, but the most important thing is that you have to have land first.

A conservative orchard can cost more than ten acres. Now, even if you sell Wang Li, you can't get so much land.

When will I get rich, I will see if I can take a few pieces of land at the urban-rural fringe area before thinking about this.

After finalizing Sun Wukong's work, the big stone hanging in Wang Li's heart fell steadily.

My heart finally settled the thorn.

...

The first thing Wang Li did when he woke up in the morning was to take Sun Wukong to the second-hand market and spent 1,500 yuan to buy an electric tricycle for the monkey.

If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools.

Brother Monkey walked like a disabled old man, unable to even carry a burden, and could not let him carry a basket to sell fruits... that was too pitiful.

This electric tricycle can take at least two or three hundred kilograms of fruit at a time.

When I’m fine, I can help me pick up some beer and give some ingredients, which is very beautiful.

Sun Wukong stole electric cars in the early years and had a special preference for electric cars, especially the environmentally friendly light green of the tricycle, which made the monkey feel even more happy.

As a native mountain monkey, Sun Wukong is very fond of the colors of his hometown.

"Do you know how much this car battery can cost?" Wang Li asked with a sudden idea.

Sun Wukong's answer was beyond Wang Li's expectations, and he said: "I don't sell batteries."

"Isn't someone stealing electric cars just stealing batteries?" Wang Li wondered.

"That's because the battery is light and easy to steal." Sun Wukong was very experienced and proudly said: "I'm different... I can run around with more than a dozen electric cars in one hand..."

Wang Li: “…”

Good guy, I have to thank him for getting him back, otherwise this guy would be a thief.

At most, others steal a battery, but he doesn't even give him hair to others, and he can handle the car frames.

"Now, there are positionings. I used to resist the trucks, you know the train... "

"beep!!"

Wang Li quickly said, "Stop talking about brother! I know you are amazing."

Wang Li was sweating coldly.

The last time I scared Wang Li like this, it was our Erlang Shen Xiansheng Zhenjun...

None of these two guys is good.

My second brother poached and cherished wild animals, raised spears and falcons in private, beat South China tigers until extinction, and ate giant pandas. It was simply an ecological destruction machine.

Brother Monkey is even more over-the-top. He can steal electric cars, trucks, and even trains. Is there anyone who can steal more than him? He is worthy of being a famous thief in the world.

From the perspective of committing crimes and committing death, the two of them also competed equally.

Wang Lizhen was afraid that the National Security Bureau would come to him one day and said that he had committed a serious crime of joint and several liability.

Both of them were sentenced to death, and at least they would have to be in life.

Thinking about it now, this monkey was lucky to be caught for stealing a fruit in the end, and she was blessed with the harmonious society. Otherwise, Wang Li would not know how to save him, and he would not be mentally ill.

"Look at your courage... I don't look like a person who does big things." Seeing Wang Li's cowardly look, Sun Wukong curled his lips.

“That’s…”

Wang Li wiped his sweat, so he was not imprisoned for five hundred years.

...

"Brother Monkey, I just picked up a new car. Do you want to take me to have a ride?"

Wang Li jumped into the back compartment of the tricycle and asked.

Sun Wukong looked sarcastic: "You can still have a ride with this broken thing you bought? Do you know somersault cloud..."

Wang Li said dissatisfiedly: "Jing said that's useless... Your somersault cloud must burn No. 98 mana."

"Haha, where to go?"

Sun Wukong laughed and changed the topic.

Wang Li pointed to the front and said, "From this way south, I will take you to meet an old acquaintance."

"Go!"
Chapter completed!
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