Chapter 103 - Thorn Sun Wukong
After getting things done on the construction site, Lao Ao joined Wang Li very happy and quickly returned to his residence.
There are two great gods in the family.
Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen are both combat power ceiling units of the Heavenly Court. These two people may be able to do something together.
I don’t know if Sun Wukong has recovered and whether Erlang Shen can hold him back.
If their old opponent has not seen each other for many years, they have to fight with each other. Even if they don’t have magic power, their ability to destroy the house is probably not much worse than that of a group of huskys.
...
When Wang Li returned to his residence, he was very pleased.
The two guys didn't fight, and they sat together in harmony and chatted and watched TV.
As the sedative effect passed, the swelling on Sun Wukong's body also disappeared, and he turned from the original little black fat man to a strong black-faced man.
Wang Li suddenly discovered that in addition to the black spots, the monkey looked a little handsome, but his eyes were red and seemed to have keratitis. He also wore a pair of black-framed glasses, which showed that he was immortal.
No wonder he is called the Monkey King. I don’t know what Wu Chengen thought. In the book, he portrays such a protagonist as an ugly monster with a fur face and a sharp-mouthed monkey with a blushing eyes.
Thinking of this, Wang Li suddenly remembered another question, who is Wu Chengen, and why did he know that there are so many things in the Heavenly Court...
Could it be that Wu Chengen and these gods have also met?
There was a plate of peanuts and a large plate of very exquisite fruits on the small table in front of the sofa, and there were several empty bottles of Qingdao beer next to it.
These two people are worthy of being a good person who meets a chess opponent.
Erlang Shen was so drunk that he was already blushing and his neck was thick. Sun Wukong couldn't get much better, and he started to speak with a big tongue.
The two of them met each other and called each other brothers when they were young.
On TV, Donnie Yen's version of the big fuss in the Heavenly Palace... Erlang Shen played by Ho Rundong is a pretty fucking villain.
Good guy, it’s normal to look at these two scenes separately, and the atmosphere becomes weird in an instant.
Wang Li stood at the door and didn't dare to go in...
"Xiao Wang, I'm back, sit down."
Seeing Wang Li come back, Erlang Shen quickly pointed to the sofa beside him and signaled Wang Li to take his seat, then hugged Wang Li's shoulder and introduced: "This is Xiao Wang. It is his responsibility for our gods in heaven to come here. It is thanks to his idea to catch you this time."
Of course, Wang Li knew that the second brother was raising himself in front of the monkey. After all, the monkey is also a person with a higher eye than the top. Although he does not bully the weak, it is not easy to make him look up to him.
Speaking of this, the second brother then said to Wang Li: "The Great Sage is the first hero in the world and underground. The second brother respects the most. You have heard of what the second brother wants to do."
Wang Li hurriedly said: "It's not just that I've heard of it. Brother Monkey, who doesn't know Sun Wukong in China?"
At the same time, Wang Lihan was almost over. The thing Sun Wukong did that the second brother wanted to do was to rebel. As they did not think about demolishing the house just now, they were discussing how to demolish the Heavenly Court. No wonder they were so harmonious.
The enemy is just a friend, and it seems that being a Jade Emperor is also tiring enough.
"Ha ha."
孙悟空听到王历的话十分开心,这猴子就爱面子喜欢听人奉承,然后打着舌头道:“承……承蒙王兄弟和二郎大哥相助,俺老孙才能脱困,以后咱们就是兄弟了,谁敢欺负你就报我和二郎大哥的号,三界之内你横着走,咱哥几个说话就是有用,谁敢不服就揍他.”
Huh, with Sun Wukong's words, Wang Li was also drifting directly.
What is awesome?
The second generation of officials and the second generation of rich people are far from each other. I am a brother and a brother of Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen. Let me see who will dare to shout at me in the future.
Later, I called the editor to ask him if he would give him a recommendation. If he didn't give him a recommendation, he instigated Sun Houzi to pull him out and beat him up.
But after thinking about it again, Wang Li gave up this idea.
If you say this, the editor will be scared to death, but you will definitely be laughed to death. It is very likely that when Wang Li quits in the future, he will often mention an author with a brain problem in the author group.
"What have Brother Monkey been doing in the past few decades?" Wang Li asked curiously.
Now that Wang Li has successfully integrated into his position, he should investigate what they are suitable for when he sees the new gods.
According to Lao Zhang, it has been decades since the monkey came down, and Wang Li was not born at that time.
It can be seen that the monkey has a rich experience in the world. He has to see what work experience he has before he can arrange his work.
"Just just play around."
Sun Wukong said: "No serious job."
Then how did you live in the past few decades?
"hey-hey."
Sun Wukong smiled.
Erlang Shen also laughed.
“…”
Wang Li suddenly felt his head buzzing, what a guy, this is the real difficult thorn.
Obviously, with Brother Monkey's personality, he has either stole or robbed in the past few decades, and has lived a very casual life. With his ability, why don't he make a living?
Great skills, crazy personality, and bad habits...
If the selection is the most difficult to manage a god, Sun Wukong said first, but no one behind dared to say second... The gap is too big.
How to arrange a job for him is really a problem, it is a headache for the Jade Emperor Capital.
Wasn't it because of work problems that the monkey just gave up the pick?
Later, it was also a work problem. He felt that others looked down on him, so he stole the elixir and wine, and then rebelled...
It is really not easy to arrange a job for Sun Wukong.
It is definitely not enough to continue to let him steal things... It is an illegal act, and it is difficult to catch it if you are caught again.
Fighting is not good either. This guy is as light or heavy as Erlang Shen. He is a cruel man who can get more than seventy tranquilizers. No matter how strong a mortal is, he can't withstand his finger.
Delivery express? Delivery food?
This should work. Brother Monkey runs very fast, and the clouds are high and they don’t block the clouds. As long as he is willing to not take a thousand orders a day, it is too swagger to be caught and studied. Moreover, Brother Monkey runs out of power and doesn’t know if he can still fly around.
In theory, it is not possible, otherwise you will not be caught even if you steal something.
Go lifting weights? His rheumatism is too serious, which affects his height. The Paralympic Games are fine. The question is whether he will make a big fuss in the barbecue compound because he looks down on him.
It’s not good to be a colleague of the second brother in the pet shop. Apart from monkeys and horses, he is not very friendly to other animals. The key is that he is not as handsome as the second brother. The pet shop is already saturated. Moreover, serving pets can easily remind him of his shameful career as a Ma Wen, which is very dangerous.
Guo Xiaomei's store cannot withstand his smashing.
If it really doesn't work, just stay with you as a bodyguard... Brother Monkey has done this job before, so he should be familiar with it.
"That Monkey Brother..."
Wang Li advised: "Since we have all arrived in the world, we must find some serious things to do. Just floating like this will have a bad impact on the heavenly court."
"Ha ha."
Sun Wukong smiled indifferently: "If you have wine today, you will be drunk today. Don't care about the right and wrong tomorrow. Come and eat some fruit."
As he said that, Sun Wukong pushed the fruit plate in front of Wang Li.
Wang Li didn't even look at it and pinched a grape and threw it into his mouth. Then he continued to persuade: "It's not easy to achieve success. You're ranked in the Immortal Class... Huh?"
Halfway through speaking, Wang Li suddenly felt a sudden sensation, then looked down at the grapes in the fruit plate and said, "What did I eat just now?"
Chapter completed!