Chapter 43: Bullying the Buddha(2/2)
"Then I wish you success." The Jade Emperor stood up and said, "We will accept your conditions. In the future, the heavenly soldiers will be discounted by one-off, but you are not allowed to play cleverness with us anymore. I know what you bought a large number of heavenly soldiers and sold to others last time. I won't bother with you this time, so I won't be the case."
"I understand." Heavenly Court really won't sit idly by and watch us buy and sell in this way, but we have already made a lot of money, so if we don't sell, we won't sell it.
The Jade Emperor was very interested in the information of the Buddha Sect, and the people who were waiting for us returned to Aisinger. As soon as the gold coins and Bailing came back, they rushed to the printing room with crystals. A large number of white paper and magic enlargers were transported in. The technology of the Selati Silk Clan was really good. The printing speed was very fast. It was no worse than that of a modern copy machine. Soon we sorted out the information, cut it briefly, bound it into a book, and then showed it all to the Jade Emperor.
Bailing said that this time they removed the useless Buddhist scriptures in a screening manner. They only found useful magic and various materials to copy. But even so, there were still a lot of information. Fortunately, we sent many people to the local area, otherwise we would be too busy. After the printed and bound the local books, half a room was piled up. The large number really scared the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor asked Taibai Jinxing to see what they were and whether it was useful. As a result, Taibai Jinxing kept flipping back after reading a book, completely forgot to read other books. The Jade Emperor knew that he was fascinated by it, so he simply took it and read it himself. As a result, he soon turned to read it page by page.
No matter what, the Buddha Sect can survive in China to a certain extent, or it would have been destroyed long ago and would not have been promoted. The information here is the essence of the Buddha Sect, all of which are classic content carefully selected by players with Bailings and gold coins. Some of them are professional upgrade skills, and as long as you have these things, you can upgrade the players yourself. There is no need to go to a special place to do tasks and even harder to change the skill book. Now we can directly distribute it to all players who can learn similar skills in our corpus. When you go back, you will have more skills.
Heaven also found a lot of useful things in the information, and took away all the first batch of our production materials. As soon as the Jade Emperor left, the players of our guild began to reprint the second version, but this time they used high-end sandalwood paper, which was not only wear-resistant and moth-resistant, but also had fragrance. The books in our guild's collection were all printed on this paper. As long as you enter the Aisinger Library, the smell of sandalwood immediately made people feel refreshed. It took some time to print the hardcover book. After it was finished, all of them were handed over to the library for collection. As we printed three versions of ordinary paper in a row, I took three of them as samples and used them to discuss business with the other three companies.
The Dark Temple is more familiar, so I asked Rose to talk about it. The demons and the Temple of Light also asked me to run by myself. The first target is the demon's nest, but the result is very smooth. Not only did I extort a bunch of treasures and brought it back to the guild, I also made a super super monster that was known as the most terrifying, rogue, most vicious, scary, deadly, and most difficult to deal with. After the spear, phoenix dragon, steel claws, and tree demons, we are the fifth guardian beast. Most guilds have not yet protected the beast, and today we have already got the fifth guardian beast.
When I came back and told the people in the guild, everyone showed amazing attention. Actually, I had never seen what this monster looked like. Anyway, the four guardians of the demon clan burst into cold sweats when they talked about this thing. I think this should be a very terrifying thing. Shui Xu's description of him was always vague. Anyway, after going back and forth, it means that this thing is very dangerous and troublesome and ask me to use it carefully.
For safety reasons, we decided to open the crystal ball that sealed them in the Steel City without danger. Anyway, the Steel City is full of steel, and no matter how powerful the monster is, it should not destroy the city. Moreover, there are deserts nearby, so there will be no problem if there is any problem.
In the desert outside the city of Steel, our guild's main personnel and hundreds of key members with higher status in the guild gathered here to watch the most terrifying and terrifying super monsters in the legend.
I carefully opened the seal according to Professor Shuixu's method. A red light flashed, and the crystal ball burst with a crack, followed by a squeaking sound. Because the explosion brought about a lot of smoke and dust. We didn't see what the monster looked like, and the surroundings were suddenly covered.
"Ah?" The cry of roses came from the smoke and dust.
"What's wrong?" I ran over in panic.
"Wow! Who is so perverted?" Jin Coin suddenly screamed, followed by a bang.
The sound of rice from the big pot started to sound: "You can catch the gold coins before you can beat them! I'm not a pervert!"
"Oh my God!" Bai Ling's scream suddenly penetrated the smoke and dust and covered the whole audience: "Ah! Haha! Ah... He got into my skirt! Wow... he raised it!..."
"Storm of Wind!" Hongyue reacted the fastest, and a strong wind blew away the smoke and dust, and her vision immediately recovered.
I saw Bai Ling jumping and snatching something in her skirt, while Rose was screaming and running, while the gold coins were the most interesting. Her breasts were abnormally high and were still squirming. The husbands of the three ladies quickly went up to help.
I hugged Rose and pulled off her gloves and reached into her clothes to touch a furry thing. After grabbing it, I pulled it out hard, and immediately pulled the thing out. Awei pulled out the same thing from the golden coin's chest at the same time. Ying pulled out the third one from the lark's skirt.
"Hairball Beast?" We shouted almost at the same time.
We are very familiar with this thing. There are two million hairy ball beasts in Yunxiao City, one of the three main cities in the Chinese regional system occupied by the guild. It is one of the guard forces of our guild. It is used as a sign to attract female players in Yunxiao City. The hairy ball beast is a level 150 monster. The main part is a long-haired meat ball, with eyes directly on the body, and there is no difference between the neck and the head. The whole body is a ball. They have limbs, but they are all very short, and they usually use straight hind limbs.
They basically jumped around when they were standing and moved. And they had a pair of rabbits on their bodies with ears. Because the hairy beasts looked like a living plush toy, and their big eyes were watery. They were particularly easy to arouse the interest of girls and were simply pets specially prepared for girls. At present, the three we caught were basically no different from the hairy beasts. The same hairy body, the same ears, and the same big eyes that accounted for one-third of the front of the body. All the characteristics were no different from the hairy beasts.
"This is the legendary super super super monster that is extremely terrifying and terrifying?" Eagle asked me with his hands holding the hairy ball beast's ears.
Awei also held the ear of the hairball in his left hand, and pointed the index finger at the right hand. The body of the hairball beast was located at a point below the eyes on the middle line of the body. This is the location of the mouth of the hairball beast. However, these little guys' mouths were very small, and they couldn't even swallow human fingers. But just as Awei teased this little pitiful, the creature suspected of the hairball beast suddenly opened its mouth. It was hard to imagine that his mouth suddenly opened larger than his body, and it was constantly expanding. He swallowed Awei in the last mouth, leaving only one hand outside.
This sudden change happened in less than a second, and we all didn't realize what was going on. The monster suspected to be a hairy ball beast swallowed Awei and supported himself so much. Awei kept struggling inside. As a result, he saw that the guy's body was constantly stretching out with hands and feet.
"Roar..." The one in my hand suddenly opened his mouth and wanted to swallow me. Fortunately, with Awei's previous lesson, I quickly pressed his mouth together with both hands, but I pressed his mouth back before he opened it. However, on the other side, the eagle movement was a little slower, and he was swallowed, and it was even worse than Awei. At least Awei had his hands waving outside, and he was all in.
"Help..." the eagle screamed in the belly of the little monster. The little monster's body was stretched out for a while, and then it just didn't break.
"Catch it." I handed the ball in my hand to Rose first. Rose was so panicked that she didn't dare to take it, but I still forced it over. "Hold on, just don't let him open his mouth. This thing has no claws and cannot hurt anyone."
In fact, this monster not only has no claws, but also has no teeth. His whole body is soft, without teeth or claws, but it is as elastic as a rubber band. It is obviously a monster the size of a kitten and cannot survive even after swallowing a living person. It's really terrifying!
I rushed to Awei first and shouted to Ying, "Go up and help!"
"Oh!" Everyone then remembered to help with all their skills.
First, we used violent means to cut with weapons. As a result, screams came from inside. It was not monsters, but Eagle and Awei. Think about it! This monster is soft like a rubber band. After swallowing people, it looks like a layer of film covering the outside of the human body. At this time, you hit the film to form it is actually equivalent to hitting the person inside.
We used a knife to make a knife. We thought we could open a hole, but we found that even if we used it forever, we could not cut the guy's skin. His body was completely unforced, and you slid away as soon as you used the strong knife. Moreover, he was soft, and if you used too much force, you would hurt the person inside.
Finally, everyone thought of a way to pry this guy's mouth open, but he really couldn't help without tools. There was no way, so we had to carry the two of us back to the interior of the Steel City base first. Woma helped us find two pipes and handed them to me.
"What is this for?" I took the tube and didn't know what Woma means.
Woma pointed at the back. I immediately understood when I saw that a high-pressure oxygen machine was connected to the other end of the tube. This thing was an air pump. We used it to vent the monster's stomach, which would definitely force him to open his mouth, otherwise it would burst.
I opened my hair and found the guy's mouth. Now it looked not as big as a human's mouth. I could swallow a person just now. We inserted the tube into my mouth and started to swell. The two monsters began to swell like blowing balloons. But they just didn't let go. Seeing that the two balloons became as big as two hot air balloons, they still had buoyancy and began to sway and were about to fly.
"Is this guy unable to hold on?" asked Big Pot Fried standing beside the monster on time.
Woma shook his head: "Who knows this! But it seems that he can still hold on. Oh my God! This thing is already thousands of times the size of the original thing, and it can still be blown!"
Rose suddenly ran over and said, "Look at this." We looked at Rose together, and saw Rose holding the little thing in his hand and rubbing it gently under his two little arms with her fingers. Then the little ball began to shake. The more Rose rubbed, the more it shook, the more powerful it became. Rose suddenly let go, and the little guy couldn't stop when he opened his mouth. "Hahahaha...hahahaha!"
"He is laughing?" We looked at the little thing in surprise.
Rose picked him up and kept creaking him, but the little thing started laughing wildly, and finally even tears came down, and there was no intention of stopping.
Hongyue and I looked at each other and nodded: "You can try it."
As we said that, we went up together to find the approximate position and started to creak the little thing that swallowed Ah Wei. This guy has become super huge now, mainly because of the air. Hongyue and I could only fly up and creak on one side, but the little guy started to shake, as if he was really reacting. We quickly accelerated the movement. As a result, this monster, as big as a hot air balloon, suddenly opened his mouth and laughed, but he made no laughter but the sound of wind. At least thousands of cubic meters of air were poured into the guy's belly, and the result of deflation was obvious. The monster began to fly in the air like a balloon, and because of its good elasticity, he bumped into the ceiling of the steel city and bounced down. He bumped into the city. Fortunately, the steel city was underground, otherwise he didn't know where to fly!
The little thing ran back and forth for a long time and finally exhausted the air. Finally, with a puff, Awei also vomited out. Awei fell and rolled to us. The little monster had already returned to its original size. After landing, he still laughed wildly. It seemed that this thing was very tickling. Awei climbed up from the ground, but everyone automatically left him more than two meters. At this time, Awei was more like a monster than the little thing. He was a mucus monster. Awei's whole body was covered with a pink mucus, probably the monster's saliva.
The people next to him did the same to deal with another monster, but the eagle was sprayed out. The two monsters kept laughing for more than half an hour before stopping, and they could really laugh! This time we didn't dare to be careless again. We specifically asked someone to pinch their mouths so that we wouldn't eat anyone else.
It is not a benefit to be swallowed by Awei and the Eagle. At least we know four things.
First, this little thing can swallow anything of volume, even a giant dragon.
Second, there is a special space inside his body, and no matter what weapon he uses, he should not shoot it out from it. That is to say, unless someone saves you outside or the monster is willing to let you out, don't think about it. No matter what master you are, don't try to tear his belly and run out.
Third, what this monster eats will be really digested. Eagle and Awei said that they will start to reduce their health from the beginning of entering. The speed is about three points per second. The damage speed of this monster is very slow. It will take at least a week to digest a blood cow like me at this speed, but as long as you can't get out, it will be digested sooner or later. Moreover, the digestive attack of this thing seems to ignore the defense. Awei and Eagle have different defenses, but the blood reduction speed is the same.
Fourth, the monster's saliva is strawberry-flavored.
When Shui Xu introduced this monster to me, he said that this monster could defeat any enemy. At first I thought it was really true. With his ability, even if the Buddha Tathagata or Master Hong Jun was swallowed, he could only stare at me. However, this little guy was not fast, and he had to attack him to succeed. After all, there would be no monster that could destroy the balance of the system. After all, he was still a very strong monster, and he was not considered the first in comprehensive strength. However, using him to the Yin people is definitely a good thing. If you suddenly attack, you will be finished. If you swallow it, you will be digested sooner or later.
In order to make him the guardian beast in our guild, the first thing we need to do is to communicate. This little thing can obviously understand human words, because Awei told them a joke, and the three monsters laughed wildly together for half an hour. However, the long-term language is limited to us saying that they listen. They don’t know how to speak human words. Apart from laughing, they will only make a few simple sounds, which are basically the same as wild animals.
In order to make a good relationship, we considered feeding them some food. During the experiment, we were afraid that they would even pick up things for people to eat. As a result, they swallowed the bamboo pole together. What's even more deadly is that they really digested the bamboo pole. These guys, like my little bugs, have almost nothing that he doesn't eat. As long as you cut the steel, he can still swallow it and digest it. However, after a day and night of experiments, we finally discovered the secret weapon - strawberry.
These little monsters have an unparalleled love for strawberries, and they drool when they see strawberries. Otherwise, even their saliva is strawberry-flavored. With the secret weapon of strawberries, their communication is much easier. Although they can't speak, I have phantoms and can communicate directly with spirit.
Chapter completed!