Chapter 41: Poor Ashford
Chapter 41: Poor Ashufude
"Oh, everyone is quite here." The content displayed on the information in my hand clearly shows that the huge plan this time is unprecedented, and this time it is a cross-regional cooperation. The participants are from more than 20 countries, and there are more than 3,000 medium and large guilds alone.
"Look at page 47." Rose reminded.
I quickly turned to page 47, then saw the title on this side, and was immediately attracted. After carefully looking at the two pages, the God of War asked, "How do you feel?"
Instead of answering the question of the God of War, I asked back, “What are the chances of success do you think are there?”
"70%."
"Haha! How do I remember someone who said recently that computers don't believe in probability?"
"That's an ordinary computer, I'm a super computer, so I believe." The military god was so mean that he didn't blush and his heart was not beating (actually he was not heartless either). "The probability of 70% is more than half. I am a battlefield decision-making system. In war, it is impossible to guarantee that everything is 100% done, so my creed is to try to ensure that everything is 100% in line with our interests. If the absolute benefit is really impossible, as long as the success rate exceeds 60%, it will be worth implementing."
"It's indeed a supercomputer, and it's a lot to argue. But I have to admit that what you said makes sense, and interests are often proportional to risks. As long as every small battle in a war has a success rate of more than 60%, then as long as you are not a bad star, you will definitely win the final victory, not to mention that the current success rate is 70% instead of 60%.
As if to reassure me, the War God added: "The 70% success rate was calculated based on the general results. If we count some of the special methods of our guild, the success rate should be more than 80%. In addition, this incident cannot be considered absolutely stable until the official war begins. During the entire development of the event, I will continue to calculate the success rate based on the events that have already happened. Once the success rate of the event drops below 60%, I will notify you to terminate the plan immediately."
"Then I'll feel at ease. Okay. Let me tell me what I should do first? Let me make more pre-war preparations and try to improve our success rate."
"I will naturally not forget your work. If you turn the information to the end, you will look at the entries in the appendix yourself. That is your job. The 70% success rate I estimated before was calculated based on you completing three of them. As long as you complete one more, you can increase the overall success rate of three percent."
"Understand, I'll do it right away." While turning around and leaving the information center of the Military God, I began to look through the tasks specially set for me in the appendix. There were seven tasks in total. The number was not too large. The first task required lobbying Ashufude and Feng Yin Piaomiao to join our joint strike operation. I was not worried about Feng Yin Piaomiao. Anyway, Hong Yue was there, so if it really didn't work, let Hong Yue go to Feng Yin Piaomiao to act coquettishly. Could it be that he really dared to reject his sister's request? Ashufude was a little troublesome, but in general it was not too difficult. The cooperation between our two sides has always been very pleasant, and Ashufude himself is also a shrewd guy. As long as there is a good opportunity to get it, even if you drive him away, he will pluck it up like a fly.
With this mission, I ran to the Hot Blood Alliance first, but soon received a positive answer from Feng Yinpiaomiao. After notifying Hongyue to come to talk to her brother about the specific details, I ran to Germany to see Ashufude. Who knew that this guy was not in the guild.
"What? Where did you say Ashufude go?"
"Thorny Jungle." The young mm who was receiving me said with a smile.
"Thorny Jungle? Why did he go there?"
"What else can it be? Testosterone exceeds the standard!" Messet, the third leader of the Iron Crusader, walked in from behind, speaking in a sour tone, and he sounded like a standard grudge. In fact, Messet likes Ashufude, we all know that everyone familiar with us knows, but she is a tomboy. Ashufude also considered her at the beginning, but in the end she gave up. Maybe this is called not enough fate!
"Which girl has he liked again?"
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to care who he is chasing!"
Messett said that Ashufude androgen hormone exceeds the standard, it is obvious that Ashufude is chasing Mmm again, but chasing Mmm until she chases Mmm, it is too much! The Thorny Jungle is a holy place for courtship in Germany. But not everyone can enter that place. Only pairs of lovers can enter. Even if you practice all skills and character levels to the maximum level and find a magical tool, you can't even think about entering. Deep in the Thorny Jungle is an altar of the God of Love, which is a real-person-level figure of the God of Love. The hands of the God of Love are posed to help people carry rings. As long as the couple in love put their fingers on the hands of the God of Love at the same time, a pair of love rings will automatically appear on their fingers. This is how I got the love ring of roses. However, our Chinese courtship point is called the Red Line Forest instead of the Thorny Jungle. Help us bring rings
It is not the God of Love, but a big stone called the Three Lives Stone. As long as two people sit on it together, a ring will appear. Of course, the ring is not so easy to get. If you want to reach the courtship points in various countries, you have to go through some difficult tests, but the content of the test has nothing to do with combat power. Even if you are a newcomer at level 20, and want to get the ring, it is the same difficulty that a super expert of a level 1,000 need to face. In this process, as long as both lovers can support each other, you can walk the entire journey with your eyes closed. Also, when you finally get the ring, the system will test the true love between both parties. This is a very annoying setting. At this time, the system will read the deep consciousness of both parties to determine whether they are truly in love. If yes, different levels of rings will be given according to the degree of love. If one of them is deceived by the other party, then don't expect to get anything.
Because the love test is not easy, many couples are not very brave to go there. Being able to get a ring will certainly make the relationship stable. But what if they can't get it? Those couples who get the ring no longer have to worry about not getting the other party's response after giving their sincerity. They often warm up their relationship immediately after they come back. The problem is that the part of the people who finally arrive at the courtship point but cannot get the ring. The result is basically breaking up on the spot, and then they can't make it out because the two people can no longer cooperate with each other. In the end, they both tragically returned to the city, enduring the double blow of love and dissipation.
Ashufude actually thought of going to a courtship trial place with others in Germany, which was really romantic and courageous. The problem is that it is very troublesome to find him now! Communication and teleportation are prohibited in that place. Should I chase him in and find him? According to the information, the attack time planned by Nobunaga and his group of people was a week later, and the time was abundant, but I didn't want to waste time on waiting. The current choice is to either go to other things first, wait until we come back to discuss cooperation with him, or just chase him into the thorny jungle. Think about it, it is better to complete the tasks in order. The order of tasks arranged by the military god must have been for reasons. It is not good to change rashly.
Since I decided to go to Ashu Fude, I had to call Rose. That was the place where I prayed, and I couldn't get in alone! I activated the ring of love, and Rose's voice soon appeared. "Wife, are you busy now?"
"What's the matter? The God of War just assigned me a task, but I have plenty of time, so it doesn't matter if I don't do it now."
"The God of War asked me to ask Ashufude to help our guild participate in the war. The problem is that Ashufude is now in the courtship place in Germany. I can't get in alone!"
"Haha! He really dares to play romance! Then I'll go in with you! You just summon me over, I'm too lazy to run into the teleportation array!"
"Ok!"
A pink love appeared in front of me, and then the rose came out of the love heart with the gorgeous light flashing. There was no way, the couple summoned by the ring of love was like this, much more gorgeous than the ordinary teleportation array.
Messett saw the rose appear in this way. The expression on his face immediately became more complicated. It was probably because it was a scene-stirring, but the little girl next to me who received me at the beginning shouted enviously: "Wow! So gorgeous! No, I will ask my boyfriend to come back with me tomorrow!"
After hearing the little girl's words, Messet couldn't stand it anymore. He snorted and turned away. Even the president of the Alliance Guild was too lazy to receive her. But I don't want to blame her. She is in an emotionally unstable state and the reception is not good, so she is planning to leave.
Since the rose has arrived, I will take her directly to the thorny jungle. It is said that the thorny jungle in Germany is to reflect the journey of love is full of thorns, and it is implied that only by experiencing hardships together can you get true love. According to what I found out, Ashufude should have chosen the most difficult test item - remote assistance. Normally, there are three roads to go when entering the jungle, and the difficulty is different. However, there are NPC helps at the intersection to tell which is the simplest and which is the most difficult. In addition to those three roads, there are two small roads, which is the most difficult test. The lover needs to separate and enter from the two intersections at the same time according to the agreed time, and then walk a while in the forest before meeting. Although the two cannot meet in this separation process, the interaction between them is always going on, and there is no super high tacit understanding and will be thrown out together soon.
Rose and I already have the ring of love, so we are not worried about whether we can complete the task. Moreover, our ring of love is the only way to maintain communication in this area. It is equivalent to turning on a cheater. After finding the entrance according to the npc prompt, Rose and I arrived at the front of an entrance. The entrance was also divided into men and women. We used the ring of love to coordinate the time and then walked into our respective channels together.
I can't use any magic pets or summoning creatures in this kind of place, so I can only walk forward alone. After walking a few steps, I suddenly heard a series of faint chuckles, and it felt very soft. As I continued to move forward, the sound began to get closer and closer. Suddenly, I heard the sound of leaves on the side shaking, and I turned my head suddenly but couldn't help but take a breath. I didn't see anything terrifying. On the contrary, the scene I saw could make most men drool. Behind a big tree not far from me, a beautiful woman floated out. Her race could not be determined, and she had no alien characteristics, but humans would definitely not float in the air.
I felt that she was not like she was on the ground, but swimming in the water. Soon this beautiful beauty with gorgeous blonde hair swam in front of me and circled around me. I have to say that the management restrictions abroad are much looser than those in China. I think the lustful spirits I met in the courtship area of China, but they were not in this almost naked state. Although the beauties I see now have a lot of gauze, all the important parts are exposed. The blocked parts not only did not have any effect, but instead made it even more seductive. If a young man with a strong spirit was supposed to bleed.
I smiled and watched the beauty keep doing all kinds of tempting actions in front of me. I activated the video function to record the full analysis video and go back to open my eyes to those friends. Of course, this restricted-level picture recorded abroad will be automatically mosaiced in China, and it is also limited in age. But I don’t know whether it is intentional or unintentional, even for Chinese players, as long as you arrive in the country where pornographic videos are allowed to be released in the game, you can see those videos that were originally unavailable in China.
I almost finished watching the video. I pulled out Eternal Eternity and waved it gently, and the beauty immediately fell down miserably. There was no slight mercy. I took a step forward, gently tapped between her white and round peaks with sharp Eternity, and then suddenly went downward, and immediately opened a terrifying crack between her chest and navel. The "beauty" immediately screamed and struggled on the ground, but what was sprayed out from her wound was not red.
The colored blood was piled with green mucus. In a few seconds, the image of the "beauty" began to become unstable, just like the TV's image tube was malfunctioning, flashing. Finally, when the "beauty" completely stopped, the object lying on the ground could no longer arouse the interest of any man, because there was only a big furry spider left there, but there was a beautiful female head on the spider's body.
This seductive beauty is actually not a beauty at all, she or it is just a high-level human-faced spider. The fairy-like air performance I saw before was actually a real-life performance of hanging steel wires, but people use invisible spider silk, so when they cannot see the "wire" it feels like a fairy is flying. In addition to having a human head, this human-faced spider can also change the refractive index of light through special fuzz on the whole body, thereby transforming itself into a handsome man and beauty. Although this perverted disguise ability can deceive almost all anti-invisible skills, the combat power of this special human-faced spider is almost zero. As long as you can withstand the temptation, even if you are a novice village level 20 rookie, you can beat this guy to death as long as you break a branch on the side of the road.
As soon as I dealt with the spider outside, a rose voice came from the ring of love. "Husband, is the beauty on your side beautiful? The strong man here is so exaggerated. The things below are the same as missiles!"
"Don't look at it if you are not polite!"
"If I don't see clearly how I killed him? Hehe, I also took the video and took it back to stimulate the wives in the deep boudoir of our guild!"
Speechless! I am worthy of being my wife, and even my thoughts are the same! "If you show them, I don't care. If you like it, go back and take a bath with me, so that you can see it enough!"
"Haha, shameless! Ignore you! Oh, by the way, there is a poisonous sac in the body of a human-faced spider. It's very expensive. Don't forget to cut it off. It's also coming in anyway. You can't go there!"
"You are really good at managing the family!"
"Now you know mine?"
"Okay, stop making trouble. Go forward quickly and catch up with Ashu Fude and others."
"Okay. Be careful on the way."
There are courtship points all over the world, but the contents are different. For example, in China's Red Line Forest, this level is played by the White Bone Demon. Many male compatriots suffered a great loss from the Red Pink Skeleton. When they returned, they were beaten by their girlfriends. Even worse, they broke up directly. Of course, not all the people who were deceived were men. There are many girls who were too sexy these days, but they were relatively fewer than men.
Not long after moving forward, I encountered a stone tablet. There was a copper pot like the Aladdin magic lamp under the monument. There was a very long torch next to the pot. The inscription introduced that the road ahead was too dense, so the torch had to be lit to light it. Moreover, since the plants here emitted a poisonous gas that could not be resisted by any anti-toxic attribute, the pot must be filled with a special spice to detoxify. However, the spice itself does not have the ability to detoxify, and it must be burned and the smell emitted after it can be detoxified. Seeing this, you should understand that the spice in the pot should be poured on the torch to burn to detoxify. However, the prompt afterwards said that there is a kind of man-eating ant in this forest, and especially like the aroma emitted by this spice. That is to say, when you detoxify with spices, it will attract a lot of man-eating ants.
Originally, the prompt for this man-eating ant only means that there is danger in the front, but the content afterwards is troublesome. The prompt says that just adding a drop of spice is enough to detoxify, but both lovers in this area have to pass by. Although both parties cannot see each other, the distance is not far. The man-eating ant will attack after smelling the spice. However, the density will vary according to the concentration of the spice. If you add less spice, your partner will be attacked more intensively. If you add more spices, the man-eating ant will be the main focus of you.
To attack the target, this is basically equivalent to choosing between oneself and one's partner's safety, which is also a test. However, there is another problem with this choice, that is, if you add more spices to protect your partner, how do you know how much to add to exceed the amount your partner adds? Rose and I have already gone through this test. So we can now discuss with each other by relying on the ring of love, but ordinary players cannot. They come here to get the couple's ring, and they should not communicate at all at this time.
What? You said you want someone to help? Just find someone with a couple ring to help you pass the level easily? People who understand Zero will not do that, because everyone is already scared by the system. You should know that Zero's main system has an intelligence level that exceeds humanity, and he can also think of cheating methods you can think of. On the surface, it seems that many system rules in Zero can actually take advantage of loopholes, but no one will really get it. Because when you decide to take advantage of loopholes, the loopholes will become traps. Just like this couple's task, if you find a couple who has completed this task to help, the main system will definitely come up with tens of thousands of ways to make your helper evaporate in the world. It's not a great meteorite, no matter who you are, you will be done. As for the person who attempts to take advantage of loopholes, you will definitely get a series of punishments such as double the difficulty of the task, and even directly evaporate in the world with the helper. If you want to play Zero, you have to remember a truth - it will be a big blessing to despise the computer!
Rose and I are smart people, and we know how to do it even without contacting each other. I quickly picked up the spice pot and dripped three drops on the torch, then turned out a pile of burned high-end charcoal from the Phoenix Dragon Space to pile up a pile of high-end charcoal. Finally, I poured the remaining spices on the pile of charcoal. After all, I lit the pile of charcoal and the torch in my hand, and Rose was doing the same job, but she only dripped a drop of spice on her torch.
The result of our doing this is that the spice target has changed from two to four, and the two most intense spice points are the two bonfires, which has nothing to do with me and Rose. I think about the spice concentration of the two bonfires, Rose and I basically won’t attract many human-eating ants, and even if there are some human-eating ants coming over, there will definitely not be too many. Rose knows clearly that I can beat her better. So she only drips a drop of spice on her torch, so she only takes the minimum risk, and also allows me to add as little spice as possible, because if she adds more land, I have to add more land. If this continues, it will lose the meaning of the two bonfires.
Our practice did not communicate with each other at all, and the effect was indeed very good. Along the way, I encountered about a hundred human-eating ants. Although each of these small things was as big as a cockroach, for us, it was basically just to kill one with one foot. As long as there were less than a thousand human-eating ants, there was basically no lethality. I just don’t know how Ashufude passed this level.
After passing the man-eating ant area, we arrived at the swamp. There were terrifying plants and disgusting insects everywhere, but they basically had no lethality. As long as you don’t be afraid, you can walk over easily. Rose and I were already so tough that we could run the train. We both ran all the way through this journey. Rose actually collected some blood-sucking butterflies and other insects as specimens. It was already scared to death if we changed to ordinary women!
I continued to move forward and didn't go far, Rose and I finally met again. When Rose saw me, it was not excited to rush over to complain, but excitedly showed off with a butterfly nailed to the wooden board: "Look, Asbite butterfly, I didn't expect to find it here. Last week, Hongyue showed me her collection and mentioned that she asked me to find it for her, but she didn't expect it to be found so soon."
I was not willing to be outdone and took out a lizard with three heads. "Hehe, look at what this is?"
"Dos Lizard! This thing is sold for 300 gold coins per plate when eating, so you have to book it. Sometimes you can't eat it if you go late! How about we two finding a place to make it ourselves when we go back?"
"Will you burn?"
"Tsk, underestimate me! Don't swallow your tongue together then!"
Rose and I continued to move forward noisy, but At this time, Ashufude was still crawling in the swamp we had just passed! You guessed that Rose and I have actually surpassed Ashufude and her girlfriend to walk ahead of them, and this is the strength of the system. Although it is the same path, he can rely on changing the terrain and other methods to make you close at hand and not meet. The reason is naturally to prevent cheating. Ashufude and I were foolishly thinking that Ashufude was ahead and chased forward desperately, but we didn't know that the result of doing so was to run farther and farther away!
Ashufude had obviously never been here before, and he had insufficient understanding of the various situations here. In the first level, he almost got hit, but fortunately he finally realized it. In the second level, he was very manly in the man-eating ant settlement area, but unfortunately the man was a man, but he hurt himself badly. In order to protect his girlfriend of a low level, the kid was stupid and poured a pot of spices on the torch. As a result, he was naturally warmly welcomed by the man-eating ant colony. Finally, he escaped from the area in a mess and almost died.
Now this kid is crawling forward in pain in the mud, piles of leeches hanging on him to enjoy a big meal. What? Why are he bitten by leeches in his armor? This question is about to ask those human-eating ants! Who told them to eat even armor!
After seven or eight minutes and I passed by Rose, Ashufude finally appeared with her girlfriend at the place where we met before. It was just like our two double cultivation days outings. They rushed to each other with tears and hugged each other and cried bitterly. That was really bitter! However, although the person was beaten up very miserably, the relationship deepened a lot, which was considered a good compensation! The main system means that true love can only be seen in times of distress. Although this arrangement is very perverted, it can indeed enhance the relationship.
Chapter completed!