Chapter 450: 449: Welcome to Li Ang Wuga Ball (seeking the moon)(1/2)
Chapter 450 449: Welcome to Li Ang Wu’s Affair Ball (please give me a monthly ticket!)
With the All-Star starting lineup released, this has naturally become a hot topic in the NBA in recent days.
Major TV stations have also begun to do special programs related to All-Stars.
Among them, TNT TV's all-star special program is the most highly anticipated.
The programs on ESPN and several other TV stations are very professional, but they are just too serious and can easily doze off after watching them.
And what is the theme of All-Stars? It’s just fun and joking.
Therefore, the style of TNT TV's shit, pee, fart is very suitable for the theme of All-Star.
On ESPN, you can only see basketball.
But on TNT, you can not only see basketball, but also see crosstalk between Barkley and Kenny Smith. If you are lucky, you can also see one of them wearing strawberry pants to make a big move.
If you compare novels, ESPN is like an ordinary basketball novel, and it really only has basketball.
TNT is like some tight novels written by some tight people for tight readers. In addition to basketball, there are daily and regular and legs.
Which one is corrected tightly is naturally self-evident.
In fact, at the beginning, TNT TV's style was quite serious.
Until one day, they drew lots of Barkley, who had just retired.
Then the style of the entire TV station collapsed.
I have to say that this is the influence of superstars.
Now, TNT TV decided to be extravagant again, signing Li Ang, who has won the eighth All-Star Game and unknown how many All-Star Games!
Generally speaking, TV stations will not sign contracts with active players.
It’s not because the NBA doesn’t allow it, but because the current player doesn’t have time to do the show for a long time.
But this time, the signing of TNT and Li Ang is a bit special.
Li Ang won’t do shows on TNT for a long time, he just needs to dub the video for just one or two minutes a week.
Even someone even wrote the copywriting for Li Ang, and Li Ang just needed to read it out accordingly.
And this unprecedented new collaboration is TNT's new column, "Empressive Ball Every Friday"!
Every week, the TV station will select five five-game balls, just like the top five balls, and then dubbed by Li Ang before broadcasting.
After Li Ang contacted Barkley before and expressed his thoughts, Sir Fliggy immediately reported the news to Taiwan.
When the station heard this, he laughed. People like Li Ang carry such an inappropriate program.
Charles, you don't think we'll sign a guy who's as unfair as you, do you?
Then your intuition is really accurate!
A lunatic like you, our station is extremely welcome. It is best to have a medical record to work!
To be honest, TNT TV is really not serious, otherwise they would not be able to sign Shaq in the future.
Since Shaq came to Taiwan, it has been noticed that Barkley has become much more normal.
In this way, the two sides hit it off. A brand new "Friday Embarrassing Ball" program was born on TNT TV.
Taking advantage of the all-star wind, TNT TV decided to release the first episode of the show.
Because it is the first period, I have to give a sense of ritual.
So, Li Ang appeared on the show in person today and started the evil source of these five awkward balls with Barkley.
The program was broadcast during prime time. Because it had been promoted for a while, Li Ang would participate in the program as a special guest, the ratings of this program were very high at the beginning.
After all, Li Ang’s traffic is still here, which is why Li Ang can get a million-drinking annual salary from TNT a year by just having to dubbing weekly.
"Li, you are very welcome to visit TNT TV. You are in very good shape recently and have won nine consecutive victories." After the opening, Barkley and Li Ang made some polite questions.
"Well, thanks to my teammates. Thanks to Kevin's teammates, especially Ricky Davis, for 6 mistakes in 20 minutes, which is really too much!"
Ricky Davis:
Less than two minutes into the show's opening, Ricky Davis turned off the TV.
Because he is now sure that this show is not for people to watch!
Kobe was very foresighted and had no intention of watching this show at all, so as not to humiliate himself.
Since Li Ang was criticized by Li Ang last time for participating in a show with him, Kobe has refused to watch any high-quality programs.
"So Li, do you think the All-Star starter this year is well deserved? Is there anyone who lost the election and it's a pity?"
"That's undoubtedly my good brother Jermaine O'Neal. I think he still has the strength to start.
Of course, Amare Stoudemire deserves his name.
I actually just want to say sorry to you, our Solar System players occupy too many All-Star starting positions."
Li Ang used his strength to explain what "everything can be used as Versailles".
Barkley and Li Ang sing together to carry forward their careers that are not human.
Kenny Smith is worried that if such an inhuman show will really have a high rating?
Then he looked at the data, and the ratings were all over the place!
Players may not like this show, but fans can just like it.
After that, Li Ang and Barkley talked about recent hot events in the NBA, and Li Ang basically won't miss any opportunity to complain about others.
Just listening to Li Ang and Barkley talking crosstalk, many players could no longer stand it, and they were eager to rush into the TV station to break up Li Ang and Barkley.
But he couldn't beat them, so he had to give up.
However, complaining is just a warm-up.
After chatting for about ten minutes, Barkley and Li Ang began to get to the topic.
"This time I invited Li Ang to come, mainly to work with him on a brand new program called "Every Friday Embarrassing Ball".
Li Ang and I will pick out five wise moments on the basketball court every week and rank them.
So, please be careful if you are still playing basketball. All the moments you make a fool of yourself may be captured by us!
I'm curious about Lee, what makes you want to do such an interesting show?"
"There is no special reason. I just want to bring happiness to everyone with other people's embarrassment. Today is the first episode, so I have prepared a lot of awkward ball videos for everyone. I hope everyone can like it!"
It was not until here that the show got to the point.
All the fans were full of expectations. I saw too many five balls, but these five balls are really new.
The first person to appear in the history of this show is Tim Duncan, the league's first forward!
After Duncan received a pass from his teammate at the basket, he focused on his mind and stood there seriously and swung a big windmill!
The windmill is on the spot, and the classic chant is passed down!
As soon as Duncan's on-site windmill made fans laugh.
Did he forget to jump?
Although for Li Ang, Duncan is tired of watching the video of the big windmill in place.
But for fans of this era, this video is enough to make them laugh.
The most slutty thing is that after the video of the big windmill on the spot, Li Ang also accompanied a picture of Ma Long kicking Duncan in the head, and wrote: "I'll let you have big windmills every day!"
At this time, Duncan happened to be watching the show at home.
His facial paralysis was like Duncan, and his mouth was twitching at this time.
Although Duncan had known that Li Ang was not a human being, he didn't expect that he was a real dog!
I am such a low-key and serious player, can you do anything about me?
Well, the funny thing about Duncan is that he doesn’t know he’s funny!
Soon, the second goal began. Although Duncan was cursing, he secretly looked forward to it in his heart, wanting to see which unlucky guy is next on the list.
At this time, a press conference scene appeared on the screen, and a tall man who looked like a fool walked into the press conference scene.
Duncan was about to laugh, but the more he looked, the worse it was.
etc.
Why is the two fools on TV a bit like him?
That's right, the second goal is still from Duncan!
It’s not that Li Ang wants to hack Duncan, but mainly because Duncan has too many materials and rich materials.
The most daring striker in history is not a waste of time.
On the screen, Duncan tripped on the stairs as soon as he stepped into the press conference hall.
It is a very embarrassing thing to trip over to attend a press conference.
To be continued...