421: Asylum from Kobe's Terminator (seeking the moon)(1/3)
Suns vs Bucks.
This game is actually not very eye-catching.
After all, the Bucks are just a lottery team. Reed, the biggest card in the team, is a man with a worrying presence.
So, the Bucks are a team that is not very popular.
In the future, even if Antetokounmpo wins the championship in Milwaukee, the Bucks' presence will still not be high.
On the contrary, teams like the Nets and the Lakers who don’t know whether they can enter the playoffs have a particularly strong presence.
So, this game is even the lowest ticket price since the start of the new season of the Suns...
This is because the Suns play at home, so even if the game is not exciting, many fans will take the opportunity to watch this cheap ball in order to take a look at Li Ang.
If you go to Milwaukee to play games and lose the appeal of superstars, it will be a big question whether the venue can be filled.
But in this game that was not very popular, both sides attached great importance to it.
On the Suns, Li Ang went to the training hall early today to prepare for the battle.
As rookies, Rondo and Millsap are usually the first to come to train.
Because the team's brothers are here, they have to come at least an hour in advance every day to clean up the locker room and other things.
But today, when they packed up their locker room and walked into the training hall, they found that Li Ang was already training.
The two novices looked at each other, and no one dared to speak out.
Because Li Ang’s training looks a bit special.
Li Ang was not training to shoot or dribble.
It can even be said that the training done by Li Ang has nothing to do with basketball!
At this time, Li Ang was holding a dummy who practiced wrestling and Jiu Jitsu and rubbing it crazy on the ground.
Li Ang found the two of them standing blankly at the door, so he waved to them: "Oh, here we come, come practice together!"
Rondo and Millsap quickly waved their hands: "What, let's just take a look at this high-end operation, hehe."
"Hey, you young people are just not easy to learn. You have to learn more about basketball skills."
Rondo and Millsap did not answer, but just smiled awkwardly.
We want to learn and practice basketball skills more, but this is not basketball skills!
Which basketball player will always press others to the ground to rub?
It can only be said that the Americans have not mastered the essence of fighting basketball and have not yet discovered the secret of why Chinese basketball can dominate the world.
You don’t really think that Chinese basketball has dominated the world for four years since 2002, but it really only relies on a single star?
That's just a superficial phenomenon. Chinese basketball is so powerful that it's all played!
Li Ang was still practicing hard, and he beat the dummy from time to time to make a "bang".
Rondo and Millsap were both curious about who was so lucky to have Li Ang taken him so seriously.
Not everyone has this kind of opportunity to get paid for the injury after get off work early.
On the other hand, the Bucks also attach great importance to this game.
Especially Bogut, who has been tossing and turning since last night, can't fall asleep.
As soon as he woke up this morning, he hurried to Ruben Patterson, who lived in the same room with him.
"Brother Pa, I have something to ask for."
Bucks forward Ruben Patterson looked at Bogut and waved his hand: "I've said it many times, don't call me Patrick, it seems we don't feel close. Just call me nickname, what's wrong with me?"
"Ah," Bogut blushed, clenched his fists, and gritted his teeth and shouted Patterson's nickname: "Brother Kobe Terminator, I have something to ask for!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Bogut almost spit out all the dog food he ate last night.
Disgusting, oh! Disgusting!
The words Kobe Terminator are even ashamed to shout out by Bogut.
As we all know, Cauliflower Snake played an amazing season last season. Although the Lakers' record is not very good, Kobe's personal scoring performance shocked the entire league.
Average of 35.4 points, but Li Ang, the only one who averaged over 30 points per game, was under the second place in the scoring list.
The 81 points in a single game against the Raptors and the 40+50+ consecutive games broke people's perception of scoring.
For some time last season, Kobe scored 45 points in four consecutive games.
In the fifth game, the Lakers visited Portland to face the Trail Blazers. At that time, Patterson, who was still playing for the Trail Blazers, was responsible for defending Kobe.
As a result, Kobe's consecutive 45+ record in that game was really interrupted. After that, Patterson regarded himself as the "Bryant Terminator" and was proud of it and was complacent.
However, Kobe's consecutive 45+ record in that game was cut off, but Kobe still scored 41 points in that game!
Give the opponent 41 points, which is definitely not a restriction on the opponent.
If you say that Kobe only scored 20 points, it could barely be considered a restrictive effect.
But damn, if you ask others to get 40+, you will be embarrassed to claim to be the terminator of Kobe. This is so thick-skinned that even Li Ang will be reluctant to take the lead.
This is like a person who is obviously a lewd person, who still says he is the starting point of Daniel Wu. He who has no female fans, who also says that the girls are licking the screen for him.
Even Bogut called him the self-proclaimed nickname and felt a shame, so Patterson's behavior can be said to be true. Dogs can't stand it!
But there is no way. Now Bogut has something to ask for, so he can only call Patterson's nickname against his conscience.
Patterson couldn't help but feel secretly happy when he heard Bogut actually called him "voluntarily" to call him the Bryant Terminator.
Oh, don’t just talk about my nickname, I am a very low-key person.
Dog Te: You clearly asked me to shout it!
"Tell me, puppy, no, Xiao Te, why worry?"
"Bryant Terminator, you have to help me in this game! As we all know, as a law-abiding dog, I can be regarded as pure and clean in the league.
Ice and jade are clean and beautiful, with rich expressions from Deng Shifo. I dare to ask who doesn’t know that Duncan and I are as famous as the whole league.
But that bully Li Ang, he specializes in bullying honest people like me!
At this year's World Championships, he actually wanted to make ill-thinking plans to me in front of so many people!
But I, Bogut, is a man, I can't let Li Ang bully him, right?
So, there was some conflict between Li Ang and I on the court.
You know that person Li Ang, oh, it’s so bad!
He would not let go of old comrades like Lian Carl Malone who never makes small moves.
I'm really scared that he will take revenge on me in the next game.
Everyone says you, Brother Pa, no, everyone says you, Kobe, Terminator, have a good fight, and are a well-known good person.
Kobe Terminator, in the next game, if Li Ang really dares to do anything, you have to be fair to my younger brother!"
Although Bogut was not afraid of Li Ang on the surface, he was actually very nervous.
Bowen is still very fucked and drooling. He can’t even touch his butt when he goes to the toilet with his left hand. Now Ma Long’s butt hurts his butt while sitting on the toilet.
Bogut doesn't want to join their anorectal patient group.
He is still young and he still has a lot of fun to make.
And Ruben Patterson is a well-known evil man in the entire league.
Why does Patterson dislike Kobe so much? Because he was traded by the Lakers because of Kobe.
At the beginning, Patterson didn't like the young and energetic Kobe, and felt that this little cauliflower was not very capable all day long but pretended a lot. Therefore, he often showed good looks to Kobe in training, which led to his quarrels with Kobe many times.
Finally, in order to prevent things from getting worse, the Lakers gave up on him.
When he arrived at the Trail Blazers Prison, Ruben Patterson first fought with his teammate Randolph during training. Last season, he attacked head coach McMillan on the training ground.
The Trail Blazers then traded Patterson again.
In short, Patterson has always shown himself as an evil man. Bogut thought that if there was such a strong man protecting him, Li Ang would not dare to touch him!
After hearing Bogut's request, Patterson's chest was red:
"Damn, why are you a big deal? Li Ang? Li Ang is nothing. I have never taken him seriously. After so many years, do you think he dares to touch me?
Leave this matter to me. With me here, no one dares to touch you in today's game.
Just kidding, I will make him come and go without a return!”
The atmosphere is so cool. Bogut's "Bobby Terminator" is so sweet. Ruben Patterson agreed to Bogut without thinking.
Bogut was overjoyed. With such a big brother covering me, I see what Li Ang dares to do!
This Australian native dog finally found a master who was willing to take his dog leash.
And often after being held by the owner, the dog will become particularly rampant.
With a hundred times of confidence, in the afternoon, Bogut appeared at the American Airlines Center on a bus with the team.
To be continued...