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As a result, after a closer look, it was found that all the guys were sent by guys with the notes "Cauliflower Snake".
"Li Ang, you are not a human being. You lie to my feelings and lie to my body. Get out!"
"A month later, and a month later, and a month later, both times have been the boss!"
"Where are you who promised to play together? You banned me again. Li Ang, I will never pay attention to you in my life!"
"You are just afraid of confronting me, the real dunk king, you are just coward!"
Through the small mobile phone screen, Li Ang could feel the anger of the cauliflower snake.
Li Ang had no choice. After waiting for so long, I finally waited for an opportunity to take advantage of the system of rewarding good and punishing evil. I really couldn't let it go.
It doesn't matter, next time, I will definitely make a date with you next time.
Then Li Ang suddenly realized that he wanted to meet the Lakers again, and it seemed that he had to wait for next season
Love can only say that we have not yet had a fate.
O'Neal felt very happy. He played against Li Ang, and God knew what would happen.
Shaq didn't want to be held by Li Ang and beaten to the ground.
This time Li Ang can't beat him, just right, just right~
The battle for the dark horses in the eastern part came to an end with Bowen's anal fissure.
Li Ang excitedly returned to the hotel in Philadelphia with everyone, and told McGrady, who was in the same room, that she wanted to rest early today, so she slept under the quilt.
Under the quilt, Li Ang excitedly opened the small screen, the small screen system interface that only he could see.
Come here, McGrady's reward is here!
Li Ang opened the system backpack and ate a whale.
Because there is not only one reward in the backpack, but two rewards!
Carter's lottery bag and McGrady's lottery bag are actually inside!
Li Ang was stunned. Is this a good deal?
Li Ang thought carefully about the entire process of the previous conflict. McGrady forced himself to take Bowen, which must meet the conditions for rewarding good and punishing evil.
But Carter
Oh, when Carter went to pull Bowen just now, he seemed to be pulled and fell down by Bowen.
Did the system consider this to be a conflict between Carter and Bowen, and Carter has not fought yet
Li Ang suddenly felt that it was good to be teammates with this match against the Five Scrap Brothers.
I haven't won the fight, it's up to me.
For no reason, you can get two rewards, it's comfortable~
OK, now is not the time to worry about these trivial matters.
Come on, two babies and start to have fun!
Because of its current basic ability, Li Ang cannot achieve the maximum effect even if he draws the badge.
For example, Li Ang is unable to exert his maximum power in Kobe's previous steal badge.
So, Li Ang decided that both lottery packages were used to draw attributes!
Since the last time the reward system for good and punishment for evil was upgraded, the points you can get from drawing attributes are 2-6 points.
Even if Li Ang’s face is dark, both bags only draw the lowest 2 points, which adds up to 4 points.
Carter's strongest attributes are probably bounces, dunks and shooting.
McGrady's strongest attributes are probably bounces and dunks.
If we can draw the shooting attributes, our old Li will be rich hahahahaha!
open!
Two white lights flashed by, McGrady's lottery package allowed Li Ang to draw the largest 6 attributes, while Carter's lottery package allowed Li Ang to draw 5 points, and a total of 11 attributes were obtained.
Very lucky, it can be said to be very European!
but
Why do you draw from both of you break through and dunk?
Where is my fucking shooting? Where is the dribble?
Wait, break through and dunk?
Li Ang hurriedly opened his attribute interface. After 11 points of breakthrough dunk, Li Ang's breakthrough dunk attribute directly increased from 64 to 75!
In other words, Li Ang can now complete those more complex fancy dunk moves in the air.
What is the air tumbling for two and a half weeks, what is the windmill in place, etc.
It looks very cool, but it's useless!
No matter how beautiful you deduct it is, it will only be counted as two points. After a long time of work, the scoring range was still limited to the three-second zone.
Li Ang sighed and forgot it, it’s better than nothing.
Let's talk about it
There are many opportunities for fighting.
Don’t worry, Uncle Bao San, next time, I promise not to spank you next time!
The next day, Li Ang went to the hotel lobby to get a few newspapers.
Sure enough, the news that he hit Bowen to his anal fissure became the front page headlines.
"The master and apprentice team up to mix doubles to smash the Philadelphia hero's ass!"
"One elbow and the whole world is full of twitches, and the return date of the abalone fissure is not yet determined."
"You can't survive if you commit suicide? Bowenfei kicked McGrady and was retaliated against by Oakley's master and apprentice."
"The most bizarre injury in the NBA was born."
Looking at these reports, the focus of people who didn't watch the game yesterday was not Li Ang's beating people again.
But
Anal fissure?
Being beaten to anal fissure?
What position did this beat? Is it a slap?
This is not simple, can Theron bear it?
For a time, the unknown Bao Wen became popular all over the country.
Now everyone in the world knows that his ass had been played with.
Iverson felt embarrassed when he looked at these reports.
He walked into Larry Brown's office the next day with the newspaper: "How do you explain what this means?"
Larry Brown looked confused, you lost a game crazy, right?
Don't you understand what the anal fissure means?
"That person named Bowen, he basically only played in the fourth quarter garbage time or the most anxious time in the fourth quarter this season.
If I remember correctly, the last time I played against the Wizards, he accidentally injured Richmond in the fourth quarter, right?
What is your intention to make this person in the team? Do you think we will be honored if we win this way?
If I want to win this way, I would rather lose!”
It’s not that AI doesn’t want to win, but he is a fighter and he hopes to win in a open and honest way.
Fighting is OK, but if you fight on the basketball court to stand up for your brothers, AI will never be disgusted.
But to do this in order to intentionally hurt people,
Now that Bowenfei's revenge for kicking McGrady was reported by the media, it made AI with good face feel embarrassed.
It seems that the 76ers can't afford to lose.
"What are you yelling at me? If you have the ability, go to the Raptors!" Larry Brown was annoyed and had no intention of arguing with Iverson.
"I don't care. You can trade this guy for me and send him anywhere. He can't be in Philadelphia anyway." After saying that, the AI turned around and walked away.
But before leaving the office, AI looked back at Brown and said firmly: "I and the Toronto Raptors, I will beat them in my own way!"
Larry Brown looked at the AI who slammed the door and smashed the cup in his hand.
Then, he looked at the photo of Li Ang in the newspaper and gritted his teeth.
Brown has another Chinese name on the "NBA's Most Annoying Players List".
This time the ban must let this kid have a good drink!
To be continued...