Chapter 106 Whether you want to be an old maid for a lifetime, or a hero forever, the price is only a few minutes of pain!
"Your Majesty! We have arrived at the destination!" With Boli Lingmeng's energetic shouts, Caesar and Xun pushed open the carriage door. The great Thunder King smiled mysteriously, but Xun was a little different. The indifferent face had a faint blush that was not melted, and the black pantyhose he was wearing inexplicably turned white. Boli Lingmeng showed a meaningful smile, which was exchanged for the perverted and intimidating glare of the perverted maid.
——However, with Boli Lingmeng's skin and personality, he would not be scared. Instead, he glared back arrogantly, and then said intentionally or unintentionally: "It's winter, but some unique kittens are in spring early. There is such a sound in their ears along the way. I don't know which kitten is so energetic and bleating all the way."
Xun's face suddenly turned red, and then the maid smiled sinisterly, looked at Boli Lingmeng with a "you're dead" expression, and then followed Caesar silently, like a maid - although not wearing a maid outfit.
Bo Liling Meng didn't understand what Xun wanted to do - but the 100,000 gold coins that surged over her intelligence and emotional intelligence had long been bombarded on the moon. If you can't figure it out, you can't figure it out. That's what Bo Liling Meng thought...
She also followed Caesar and showed a flattering smile of seeing the God of Wealth: "If you go to the Fairy Forest, I need to prepare something. Your Majesty might as well stay in the shrine where I am. The scenery here is also good, and it is rare to see it in winter."
"It's really good." Caesar nodded. He looked up at the surroundings. It was clearly New Year, but Carmelo still had snow occasionally. This place was already covered with trees and flowers everywhere. Occasionally, there were birds singing in the forest, and there were walking rabbits and little beasts walking around everyone's eyes, without knowing how to be afraid of humans. It's really a good place to avoid the cold and heat.
"This is the hometown and inheritance of Boli witches of all dynasties. Most of the professional inheritances that still maintain the highest inheritance rather than relying on the holy land have this place." Boli Lingmeng introduced, "Of course. This place can only be regarded as a fake plane, and the entrance is blocked by illusions - the essence here is the main plane, that is, the gap between the shelter world and the fairy forest..."
...The magic idiot Caesar showed an idiot expression of "although I can't understand, but I feel so powerful", and Xun coughed softly: "Overall, this is called Boli Grand Enchantment. Without the guidance of Lingmeng, we cannot enter. This is also the previous agreement between the Boli witches and the Holy Land. The Holy Land respects their freedom and choices, and they have to shoulder the task of monitoring the fairy forest and secretly guarding Brittany."
"Just say that, it's enough..." Caesar muttered. "By the way... Boli Lingmeng, you talk about Boli Shrine and then call yourself Boli Witch. Could it be that the inheritance of the witch is not only your lineage?"
"Of course." Boli Ling Meng smiled strangely, "There are still many sluts..."
Caesar was surprised by her reaction, and Xun whispered in his ear: "The witch inheritance is a popular branch in ancient times. Now, there are many powerful inheritances. They are distributed throughout the mainland and gather once a year - this time the battle of the capital, Boli Lingmeng failed to catch up because she went to the witch reunion. Speaking of this witch reunion, it is essentially that everyone shows their respective achievements together, such as how many good things they have done, how many believers they have won, how many worshippers they have received..."
Speaking of this, Huo looked at Boli Lingmeng, who suddenly smiled dryly and looked around. He showed a sarcastic smile: "The lazy egg who wants money but is unwilling to do more work, the coward who has no courage to steal believers from Archbishop Russell. The idiot who is greedy for cheap to build the shrine in this wilderness... The powerful and wise Miss Boli Lingmeng, is your achievements last year?"
"What a joke! Who is the lazy guy? I'm also very hardworking at work! It's clear that you bastards are cheating and cheating every time you get the salary for no reason! Do you blame me? What a coward who doesn't have the courage to steal believers from Archbishop Russell? Do you know who Russell is? That guy has killed more people in his life than I have eaten rice! Don't think that he has pretended to be kind in the past two years and thinks he is a kind old man! He is also greedy for the shrine to be here. He is greedy for cheapness and cultivates the shrine to this point!
It's a barren mountain, it's not that I want to repair here! Blame me! Blame me! Blame me! I'm sorry for my grades being at the bottom every time!" As if I was venting anger, Boli Lingmeng waved her hands and roared, "I'm sorry for my grades being worse than the slutty woman who seduces believers with her big breasts and pure appearance! I'm sorry for doing good things that are not as good as that of the young Kikyo who likes to ejaculate! I'm sorry for being always called poor and poor to ask for money and have no moral integrity!"
"Hmph!" After roaring, Boli Lingmeng, who breathed out a breath, showed a proud expression, "Well, these have become history! At the beginning of this spring, there will be a noble person coming to the door, with a full 100,000 gold coins!"
"No, you're wrong. This is the commission Mr. Caesar paid to hire you, not the offering to the shrine." Huon said lightly, "But this is a good thing, telling the story of "I helped the King of Thunder in the Northland on a certain month and a certain day of a certain year, month and day, and let those witches watch, maybe they will look at them with admiration."
"...No! Enjoyment is the most important! Fame and resume are very important, incense money is the most important!" Boli Lingmeng touched her chin and suddenly looked at Caesar with tears on her face, "Your Majesty..."
Caesar was so fed with goosebumps by her soft and cute voice, and then waved his hand: "Okay, okay, I understand. If you perform well, I will consider giving you some incense money..."
"Mr. Caesar, Ling Meng is very pitiful. You should pity her. Why don't you give the incense money when you go to the shrine today. Ling Meng will also make great efforts at that time." Xun suddenly hugged Caesar, and then said to the barbarian in a charming voice, "And don't be stingy, that witch's combat power is proportional to the commission..."
"Yeah, yeah!" Although I don't know why Xun is so kind, Boli Lingmeng, who has been blinded by the word "incense money", nodded fiercely and echoed, "Your Majesty, you are rich all over the world. You can just leak a little from your fingers and feed us! Even a hunting dog has to be full before you can bite your prey!"
...Wrong, if you want to be a hunting dog, you can only feed them half full. The king who is good at hunting in the north complained in his heart.
But he didn't mind feeding Boli Lingmeng first. Whether from Boli Lingmeng's own words and deeds or Xun's hints, Caesar could come to the fact that this unconscionable witch was one of the eighth-level strong men hidden in the folk in Britania - it's a pity that Caesar had never seen such a bad eighth-level strong man...
But even if there is no moral integrity, the eighth-level strongman should still have the demeanor. She just works when she gives money. She has such a personality. Then 100,000 gold coins are not too much - even if she takes a step back, even if Boli Lingmeng doesn't work hard, Caesar has a way to deal with her... The Pope Hall can squeeze Boli Lingmeng so badly, and the Temple of War can...
So Caesar nodded and said, "Is the incense money... how much is the right amount?"
"Give another 100,000." Xun opened her mouth without hesitation, and Caesar was shocked. There was no such money-burning person!
"Yeah, give another 100,000." Boli Lingmeng also nodded and agreed. The terrifying scene of golden light shining appeared in front of her. Then, the unconscientious witch seemed to suddenly think of something terrible. The red bow behind her head suddenly shook, and the witch suddenly opened her mouth wide, looking at Caesar suddenly, "Ahhhh... Wait, I have already collected His Majesty's 100,000 gold coins. It's too shameless to ask for a lot of money. It's good that His Majesty is willing. It doesn't take so much. Just give a few thousand or hundreds of gold coins... Don't need too much... Don't need too much..."
"No, no, no, how can this be done? Isn't it too much to disperse the genius Boli witch for thousands or hundreds of gold coins? "Xun looked "This is inappropriate" and shook his head solemnly, "His Majesty Caesar. Do you think so?"
"No humiliation! No humiliation! I'm very cheap! I can't use 100,000 yuan! I really can't use it!" Boli Lingmeng waved her hands desperately, and her face turned red. "And if you have 100,000 gold coins, you can't even put a cash box in it!"
"Your Majesty has a crystal card. Can you swipe the card here?" Xun rushes to answer, "Or purple gold coins, precious equipment, crystal stones, etc., it's okay to use these things instead. In short, the 100,000 gold coins from Your Excellency Lingmeng are indispensable!"
"I said I can't use 100,000 gold coins! You maid, don't you plan for your master? This is a prodigal act!" Boli Lingmeng suddenly shouted, "If you can't use it, you can't! What's your heart?"
"Don't you know what I feel for?" Xun bowed with a smile, "And before the eldest lady married, I was not Mr. Caesar's maid... Of course, even after marrying, I may not be a maid."
——At this point, Kaoru smiled and covered her cheek: "If I could marry as a wife, wouldn't I be the hostess of Sakiya Sakiya? That's really an exciting thing..."
"Suddenly I fell into my own world!" Caesar and Boli Lingmeng complained at the same time.
"Ah, I'm sorry." Xun apologized indifferently, "Then, if you don't have 100,000 gold coins, what about 10,000?"
"Not even ten thousand!" Boli Lingmeng shouted loudly, looking at Caesar, "I have only known each other for less than a day..."
"Now I know you're scared? Where did you have the courage when you said that kind of thing?" Xun smiled slightly, "Mr. Caesar is still in the dark. Let me tell you that this guy had been crazy at the Continental Witch Federation..."
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"What are you... talking about?" Caesar watched subtly as a crowd of unknown truth.
"Your Majesty, sometimes generosity can bring unexpected good things... Some things are usually impossible to buy with money, so you must donate generously if you can buy money!" Xun encouraged her with an evil smile.
"Indeed... This is the first time I have seen an eighth-level strongman who was impressed purely by money." Caesar touched his chin and hesitated, "But for gold coins, there is really not so much cash..."
"Then let's get 80,000! Eight times, each time you invest 10,000 gold coins! You can use it eight times!" Xun smiled bitterly.
"Hey hey hey! So..." Boli Lingmeng was about to protest loudly, but Xun suddenly spoke: "Hey, the red and white witch... If Mr. Caesar really paid so much money, then you will be more active in your subsequent performance. Maybe when Your Majesty is satisfied, you will give you a lot of incense money - what then? At this year's witch party, you will become the most dazzling star among the witches with the two achievements of "helping His Majesty a big favor" and "receiving hundreds of thousands of gold coins in incense money"! Think about it! What kind of expression will the witches who laugh at you and tease you? You will be proud, and they will be depressed for this year! Every time someone pays the incense money, they will think of you! Don't you feel very happy!"
"But...but..." Boli Lingmeng's expression shook. She looked at Caesar and then looked at her feet, "This..."
"You can ask Your Majesty to rewrite a plaque of Boli Shrine for you! Then leave a message or something! This is the handwriting of His Majesty the future God of War!" Xun bumped into Caesar, and then chuckled in a bewitching tone, "... Think about it, with Your Majesty's calligraphy, you will become an insurmountable legend. Your descendants will admire you, and your peers will be jealous of you, because the honor you get is something they will never get! And you pay only a tiny little price! Isn't it just a pain? It's over with endurance! That's obviously a very comfortable thing! You will fall in love with this feeling! You're making a lot of money!"
"You don't even want integrity! What's chastity?" Xun suddenly came to the witch and lowered her voice, "Does I have to teach you carefully for such a simple comparison? The opportunity is here. Do you want to be an old virgin for the rest of your life? Or do you have to be an eternal hero! The price is only a few minutes of pain! If you abandon these, you will become eternal!"
...A thing known as ambition, visible to the naked eye, quietly bloomed in Boli Lingmeng's eyes as this sentence sounded. (To be continued...)
Chapter completed!