Chapter 16: Shamelessness, so-called attack and suffering

ps1: The long-lost update... I looked at it myself after writing it. Uh, it’s a gratifying thing that the writing skills seem to have not regressed, so everyone is welcome to come and complain... I haven’t seen your complaints for a long time.

ps2: Regarding the problem of the disease... School is about to start, and I will be discharged from the hospital no matter what. I personally think the treatment is good, but I suspected that there were recurrences in the middle. It was really scary. I hope I can recover safely. Damn... I took medicine for a year.

ps3: Since I was admitted to the hospital, I have received everyone's blessings very well. Thank you here. Well, it makes everyone feel worried. I am very high about this... No, I am sorry.

ps4: I won’t name a series of rewards and monthly tickets, but I still have to take out Nangong alone. The first cute master of this book took away the first time Ghost Dragon Lord... Well, this statement is very misunderstood, so everyone can misunderstand it as much as possible.

ps5: Then I said, the intern nurses and sisters are so good! Especially the hidden giant breasts! I took a look at it when she was wearing a nurse outfit! Then when she was changing out after get off work, she saw the trembling good thing. I was surprised at that time. This reality once again confirmed that the eyes of the ghost and beast god of war were sharp - that's true, I am indeed the Apocalypse? Emperor? Emperor? Demon Lord of the Ghost and beast god? The Lord of the War God!

ps6: The above article is not the reason I have been admitted to the hospital for a long time. Everyone should believe me.

ps7: "The only meaning of loli's existence is development, just like the three larvae in the Zerg hatch." - Apocalypse God of War

ps8: When I was not here, I dare to talk nonsense in the book review area of ​​the group bar. Uncle, I will favor you one by one with the Ruyi stick. As the saying goes, settle accounts after autumn, please be careful and bring your own lubricant.

ps9: I'm back.

If you get meat, you can no longer live without meat.

Of course, we can beautify the above words into "desire? Desire is the driving force for human progress" or "** is the ladder of human progress". It is said that virgins are easy to break, but it is difficult to abstinence in non-stop. The education of ghosts and animals must start from children, and it will be bad things long ago. After all, we must adhere to the principle of only one ghosts and animals war god...

Cough cough cough, I can’t help but update after a long time ago. Everyone understands it, let me talk nonsense first. Anyway, you don’t care, right? You’ve stared at the ground long ago, just waiting to pick up your moral integrity, right? Let me tell you, we have seen through the ideas of you guys, and everything else has been sucked completely by the nurses and sisters, and there is not even the part of Bailian and Beiye. It’s strange to say that everyone sees my moral integrity in different colors. The nurses and sisters say that my moral integrity is golden, and Beiye says it’s black. I personally agree with the white lotus statement that my moral integrity is white.

...Let's talk about the serious business.

It is true that he is not free from meat after being exposed to meat. Caesar is at his age, and the adolescent education is really hard. Under the dual effects of the outrageous view of love and madness, as a honest barbarian, Caesar said that he wanted to have sex with Svia.

The problem arises. The greedy barbarian wants a long-term meal ticket instead of just having fun - in other words, he wants the Knight sister to be his wife, but this is the problem... Because his very distorted view of love was kindly distorted by Sakiya Sakiya, the increasingly introverted Caesar actually wanted to take the initiative to attack Sivia. We must admit that the greatest possibility of this idea of ​​not knowing whether it is pure or sexual? The greatest possibility is to have a child in the womb, because although Caesar has a high success rate, the reality is just the opposite. Caesar is a fake love saint, and has never had a normal relationship.

Water reaches the extreme, water b... Wrong, water reaches the extreme, it is called chicks. All kinds of things are reversed by people for the first time, from the first kiss to the first touch, from the first bite to the first bite - you will break this word, you will break it up - all the women take the initiative. Since Caesar's development, he has been reversed by people everywhere. It is simply a shame for the great attack in the world, and even a small surrender will be laughed at.

Such a guy wants to enter the door when he first takes the initiative, and there are very few probability of this. If he wants to change this reality, the most effective way is to have a powerful assist. Caesar is a decisive and action-oriented man, and he also knows his own background. The self-knowledgeful barbarian began to consider who he should ask for to help...

The king looked at Qi, who was holding his arms and jumping side by side with him. The baby daughter was in a state of smirking for some reason, and was emitting a very unreliable smell. The clothes on her body had been replaced with the school uniform of Rose Cross College. The red skirt quietly flew, revealing the snow-white absolute field between the short skirt and the stockings. She dissipated her braids, and her pink hair stretched smoothly backwards, quiet and cute intertwined. She looked like a lively lady, and the sweet pink smell attracted the cold and intoxicating eyes of the students who came to the college at noon - stupid human meow, this guy was cut black.

If you want to pray for help... Forget it, you can make a wise judgment with your toes. Although the spirit of the evil crown has a vast memory, when asked how to take a girl, her first reaction was to hit the black bricks, then take it home to train carefully, tie it up, then fill it with medicine, and then hang it... The rich methods, the numerous tools, and the magic of the medicine are all outrageous. They are really a master figure in the dark training world. But after she passed by, the good girl probably went in and out horizontally, her body was trained to become a meat tool, and her spirit was destroyed into a tofu.

Caesar, who is purely in love, must not be able to agree to such a thing.

Ahem... In fact, the first half of the training method is as handsome as Caesar back then. However, the barbarians led by the king believe that "I" are the only ones, and do not understand that production tools are also manifestations of advanced productivity, just like they only believe in their own black and long straight pole, but feel

Brother pills are stuffed

Ball and self

All the bad guys are the hindrance. Fuck your girl... without condoms, the barbarian's cycle of giving birth should not be too short.

Therefore, Caesar constantly positioned Qi as the auxiliary manipulator of the Crown of the Crown, and the barbarian without love kept facing the true value of a baby's daughter. Think about it, if you have this girl at home, you can die in the so-called album book and erotic pictures. What are the thirty-six ways to spare and 72 secret skills? The old man pushed a cart into the cave, which means that Qi, the highest achievement in the Piston Sports world, probably has already practiced all the skills. She can do what she should do, and she can do what she should not do, and she can do what she should do, and she can do what she should do, and she can do what she should do, and she can do what she should do. She can do what she should do. She can do what she should do. She can do what she should do. She can do what she should do. She can do what she should do. She can do what she should do. She can do what she should do. She can do what she should do. She can do what she should do. She can do what she should do. She can do what she should? Love Encyclopedia.

Needless to say, the Potion Series is not available in the Potion Department of the Natural Academy, but in some directions of the Potion Department, the knowledge of Qi can probably cover the druids' faces, such as half poisonous and half poisonous apples, such as the sissy juice that even the Heavenly Level 3 pseudo-female girl cannot resist, such as the t-virus that makes people fear life and death without having to eat, the body strengthens is a side effect T-virus... From poison to aphrodisiac, from men to women, it covers ** psychopathy, hypnosis, body strengthening, body strengthening, weak curse, sealing beast type chaos, god, wise, soul-shaping, brainwashing, and other wide-level and multi-field potion research and development... Hey, it seems that something strange has been mixed in.

There are also the legendary auxiliary tools... Although it is simply four words, there is knowledge in the world. With the accumulation of sins on the dark side of the human soul, the research and development and application of various tools in this area will probably make the physicists of the Gate of Judgment cry. However, Caesar, a barbarian, is short-sighted and insists on the toughness of seeing the truth, so before he has the opportunity to see Teacher Qi's training classroom, he still has the confidence to underestimate his daughter.

However, in the principle of not letting go of hope, Caesar whispered his opinion to Qi, and emphasized that he should not use medicine or tools. Is there any way to rely on his own strength to win Siweiya.

Qi looked at Caesar seriously, and then shook his head unfortunately - in her memory, the method of taking down girls was generally classified into two categories, namely the legendary pure love route and humiliation route, but the evil way is the evil way, and there is no so-called beautiful ending. The so-called pure love and humiliation are nothing more than the victim's willing surrender and rebellion after being trained to surrender. Caesar is obviously very suitable for the latter, but the barbarian pretends to behave and probably won't do this.

Then there is only the pure love route - that is technical activity, a grasp of women's psychology, sensitivity to the external environment, efficient image thinking, perfect rational thinking, extremely strong quick response and adaptability, extremely high self-cultivation and temperament, and long-term nearly perfect planning, to weave into a perfect big picture, and also requires a look that is least attractive and very good.

...It's a pity that Caesar has always been too lazy to pay attention to other people's moods and is not very sensitive to the external environment. After listening to a math class, he thought that he was talking about grammar, and he went crazy when he fought. He had quick reaction ability and adaptability, but it was limited to the other party kicking him to the ground in the moment of attack. His own cultivation... Well, let's think that the future thunder god of war of the King of the North has the saying that the temperament and background are nothing more than the tough arrogance of the North Barbarians. The so-called aristocratic temperament is all

Although it was only for a moment, Qi was a bit of a rampage.

Because her dear father was like a peacock who was a courtship, and he felt good about himself and asked her proudly about the feasibility of conquering Sivia by relying on his own charm... Although he could not speculate on Caesar's fate of a woman who had seen a ghost, she could be sure that if Caesar insisted on using the methods used by those beautiful or strange peerless men in her memory to conquer superficial women, he would probably scare the president and call the Bishop and the Dean to check the brain for His Majesty the King. Although it was a bit exaggerated, when he thought about the violent father, he looked up at the moon in the sky with a heartbreaking and sadness, and then lowered his head and smiled at Sivia, and said with a heart-warming feeling that he wanted to vomit, "Without you, the moonlight is so lonely."

"You must be thinking about something rude." Caesar's intuition has always been very keen and he sneered maliciously.

Qi shook her head in a panic, as if she had suffered a sensation... Well, the little rabbit was frightened. Although the nature of the little erotic woman and her trembling physique seemed to give her the capital to enjoy Caesar's punishment, the intuition and nature of spiritual life still let her know when to be honest - although a certain barbarian had a slightly low emotional intelligence, he had never lacked the IQ of tossing people.

The best way to deal with this is to change the topic. Qi pretended to cough twice, and said earnestly: "Master, this is your fault. The way to fight and defeat is to use your own strength to attack the other's shortcomings. The barbarians are only good at physical power and know nothing about magic. There are thousands of ways to attack girls, and there are only two paths that are most suitable for you..."

Seeing that Caesar was obviously attracted to his attention, Qi quietly breathed a sigh of relief: "The so-called strong attack means snatching him if he likes him. It is her blessing to be attracted by his father. If he cooperates, it would be fine. If he doesn't cooperate...huh..."

The spirit of the Crown of Sin smiled and said: "If my father wants a doll, then my daughter will make her a meat tool. If my father likes a female slave, then my daughter will train her to become the most obedient female dog. If you like a cow, then my daughter will give her a potion and perform a minor surgery to ensure that she becomes a tender and juicy... Um..."

Caesar covered Qi's mouth and wiped the sweat from his forehead: "It turns out that the most dangerous thing around me is you..."

"Hmph, I know." Qi broke away from Caesar's hand and pouted, "That's the second way."

"What is that?" said Caesar.

"Of course it's thousands of queens? The old way of the palace man, the legendary path of weak suffering!" Qi pointed one hand at the sky and the other hand at the ground, "As far and wide, three thousand worlds, this is a path that has been tried and done! Haven't you seen someone?

There is also a certain

And a certain

, Either you want to save the world on your own initiative, or you want to spend time waiting for death and accidentally save the world, or you are forced to save the world after you have dozens of bottles of soy sauce on your body... In this process, whether intentionally or not, there will always be girls attracted by their figures, and finally achieve a scumbag declaration like "I don't want to open the palace? You guys posted it on your own in order not to hurt you, let's be shameless together?"

"It's really a scumbag." Caesar nodded seriously, "How can men do this?"

"..." Qi stared at Caesar with a very delicate look, but Caesar's face had long been as thick as a city wall. He stared at Qi and said, "What do you think I do? Am I like that kind of person? Have I done that kind of thing? By the way, you said these things just to slander me, then you succeed, because if you don't say anything substantial next, I will beat you..."

"Dad, do you want to bear it?" Qi shrank his body weakly, looking pitiful.

"In the north, every barbarian's primary combat course was trained by his parents when he was a child. Moreover, this basic education does not need to be explained. It is to beat the child until he knows how to dodge, beat the child until he knows how to fight, beat the child until he knows how to deal with the battle..." Caesar patted Qi's little head, and his cheerful smile made Qi fight a cold war, "You, I grew up in the fox clan, and I don't have the blessing to enjoy this, but it seems that I am blessed to perform this exercise early..."

Qi felt cold in his heart and hurriedly opened the topic: "...Master, let's continue, I think this is good. You fell in love with the cow named Siviya, and you just need to find a way to get along with her all day long. But most palace men have inexplicably got involved in some trouble, and sooner or later will trigger the opportunity to raise the banner..."

"A constitution involved in trouble? I don't remember that I have this constitution..." Caesar scratched his head.

"..." Qi said helplessly, "Isn't this your queen? Are the common talents of the palace men? From the head of the hedgehog to the armor of the passerby, from the cloaked man to the squid shreds..."

"I don't know who you are talking about, but please don't compare me with them." Caesar said sternly.

"Yes, yes, yes, about the violent ghosts and animals, and about the crazy heart, they really cannot be compared with you..." Qi raised his hands high and made a surrender statement, "But the lessons of those people tell us that if you want to open the Hou? Palace, saving the world is the best banner. If this banner is covered, no matter how much sister juice is sprayed, it can be covered! But please remember that saving the world is also a technical job, but be careful not to let the world stab you..."

...The last sentence revealed indescribable malice and gloating, which made Caesar, who was fearless and unafraid, shook his head: "...but I still want to take the initiative... Just like what is written in the book."

"When did you read boring love novels?"

"I saw it with You." Caesar was fascinated by her. "It turns out that the so-called conquest of women seems to be more than just snatching people into the house and training them to be good..."

"No, there is no such method at all..." Qi complained, "And, what book have you read."

"The World Only Kanekotaro Knows"."

Qi covered his face: "I feel like there are two loving worlds that are ruthlessly twisted together."

"I also think that compared to the small paper, Katsuko Taro actually chose a duck, which is so stupid." Caesar sighed, "But I heard that Takasugi heard that he was pregnant with Katsuko Taro's child, but he still chose to leave. This guy is also quite stupid."

"...What a huge amount of news. Is it really okay to let the necromancer read that kind of book??" Qi roared.

"What's wrong?" Caesar didn't know what dangerous things You were looking at.

"...Nothing." Anyway, it's not a big deal for my necromancer to become. If he becomes an existence that my father cannot bear and is abandoned, it is not a bad thing. Qi turned his eyes and said solemnly, "The things that are good at are too advanced. My father has no foundation in love. He should proceed step by step. If you want to read books from relevant parties, you should find another person."

"Oh...who are we going to look for?" Caesar's eyes lit up.

Qi raised his head and looked at the sky: "Look for a love theorist who has read countless books over the years and is still at the initial stage and can only talk about war on paper."

"So that's it." Caesar understood who she was talking about.

Then the barbarian felt a little strange - how to say it? He fell in love with a girl he liked very much and decided to make a decision, but he didn't know if he could take it down, so he went to find a woman who was invincible and had a hard time borrowing books about love knowledge. However, this was not the point of the matter. The point was that the paladin was the girl's brother...

"My father, you are so shameless."

Caesar said proudly, "How to write the word shame? Stop the left ear and right, and then stop when you hear it. This is shame. We, the man from the palace, can only hold the sister's hand and the mouth of the girl, stop just by listening? You don't know. There is something in this world called arrogance, and she also writes that she is not honest. She said no, and asked you to stop. If you stop, it will only mean that you are stupid. So the girl said no, then don't stop. Stop and stop. This is so-called shameless."

"This shameless appearance really has the style of my daughter..." Qi was stunned for a long time before sighing, "But in this case, the roles of the complaints between our father and daughter and the roles of the expeller of the complaints seem to be interchanged..."

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