Section 87, A Different Rebooting Monk
"Take it down! You pretend, you pretend! Don't think I don't know when you quarrel with Xiaobai! You won't forget about drinking secretly, right? In just a few months, you have become a master of Taoism? If you can deceive that stupid boy, can you still deceive me?" Liu Shoucai immediately changed his face! He has been tolerating you for a long time!
The expression of the next moment of quitting sex is so wonderful, it is the image of a saint who instantly turns from a moral high ground to a hooligan, a ruffian, a scumbag, and a villain. In the blink of an eye, there was a cigarette in his mouth, and the fire was lingering.
"Liu Shoucai, I have tolerated you for a long time! When I met you, I was such a pure little bald man. I was all determined to become a Buddha. Tell me what you did to me! If my heart toward Taoism was not as strong as iron, now, let alone the boy's skills cannot be practiced, I would probably even have the golden body." The monk Jiese suddenly jumped up, with a look on his face no longer on his face, and he pointed at Liu Shoucai's nose and shouted.
Liu Shoucai is a guy who is cheap here. When he heard that he stopped pretending to be a gentleman, he felt much more relieved. He leaned on the sofa and raised his legs and said, "That's right. What kind of gentleman is good? Besides, don't throw dirty water on me. I was just a person who paid for the money when I came out of the mountain. I met me after I came out of the mountain, and begged me to take you to see the world of flowers, the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland, and the other side of reform and opening up.
Isn't beer taught you?
Isn’t the barbecue stuffed into your mouth?
When watching the striptease, who can ring the bell and wooden fish with straight eyes? It’s not me, right?
Who is standing on the curb after drinking too much, whipping beer bottles while shouting that you must be broken on the most beautiful nun in the country? I have never taught you these, right?"
Liu Shoucai said a lot in one breath, and he got up to Liu Shoucai with depression, and turned his head half a meter apart and said, "I'll just say that first, you know these things, I can't have a third person to know, otherwise I will break up with you."
Liu Shoucai despised him for a moment and said, "I'm not that bored again."
Jane sighed, smoked a puff of smoke, and said, "At that time, I was ignorant, but wasn't my master punished me to sweep the floor, chop firewood, and carry water for a year? Then I was sent to this world to practice. I didn't practice the magical power of subduing demons until I reached a small level of warning, and I was not allowed to go back to the mountain."
"Pretending, keep pretending. A few months ago, I saw you standing on the street wearing a suit and wig holding someone's hand holding someone's hand, asking them if they were fortune-telling! You said, "You are a monk, and you can join the Taoist fortune-teller, and you can understand the compass or Fuxi's arithmetics?" Even if you are like this, you can't think of a small success in your life. Maybe even a little monk can be born!" Liu Shoucai attacked maliciously.
Abstaining from semen, but he said righteously: "The little monk is also practicing in the world and honing his Buddha's heart!"
"Yes, yes, you keep pretending! I'll return the saint, I'll contact Elder Lu of the Spirit Clan and let Badou wait for us to set off to the Nanshan Reservoir downstairs." Liu Shoucai was too lazy to care about the monk's actions, and also felt that what the bald donkey said was probably true, but what if it was true or false? For Liu Shoucai, he had no intention of becoming an immortal in his life, let alone any immortal! It's too illusory, and the merit required is amazing, and it is definitely not enough for one or two generations to accumulate. To put it bluntly, if you want to become an immortal, you have to vote for the right place when you are reborn, you have to vote for the right time.
Liu Shoucai felt that he had neither the right place nor the right time, so why are there so many troubles in these nonsense? He sucked his teeth and got a little angry. He returned to the bedroom with a shaking head and changed into a strong outfit. He looked very heroic and handsome, and he was indeed taller and stronger than the monk who abstained from sex. He looked handsome no matter how he looked at him! Well, Liu Shoucai just looked at himself in the mirror and felt handsome. Narcissistic people usually don’t think he was ugly.
I called Badou. This kid knew what happened today yesterday, so he naturally would not go to the class that was in charge but had no future. After taking a day off, he kept waiting at home for Liu Shoucai's call. After receiving the call, he still said three words "I know" and hung up the phone.
Then Liu Shoucai called Chen Aotu again, confirmed that he was waiting for him in front of the first toll station to the Nanshan Reservoir, and finally called Elder Lu of the Spirit Clan.
The phone was quickly answered. Elder Lu's voice was not as enthusiastic as yesterday, but it became much tougher. It seemed that one day later, he regained his ambition and evil spirit when he was young: "Master Liu, we brothers are ready and can set off at any time!"
"Elder Lu's sword is not old, and now he can get a better mood. Advance is just around the corner. Congratulations!" Liu Shoucai climbed down the pole and said casually. Unexpectedly, he was right! Elder Lu smiled on the other end of the phone and said, "I am happy and happy. If Master Liu can get rid of that evil turtle today, he can get rich merit power. Let's encourage them together!"
Liu Shoucai was stunned for a moment, but immediately figured out what it was, and couldn't help but feel surprised. This was a good thing. Unexpectedly, this old thing could further improve its strength the day before. If he could really take that step, it would be a transformation from a monster to a spirit beast. The third level is the symbol of becoming a spirit beast. Even the weakest third-level spirit beast cannot be underestimated.
Liu Shoucai couldn't help but feel a little distracted, thinking about what it would be like if Xiaobai could change three times and become a third-level spirit beast one day.
Elder Lu's inquiry came from his ears: "Master Liu, where are we gathering?"
Liu Shoucai shook his head quickly, came back to his senses and said, "Go to the intersection of the first highway toll station of Nanshan Reservoir to wait." After a pause, Liu Shoucai asked, "How many of you?"
Elder Lu said: "There are four drivers in total."
These days, old monsters are not flying all over the sky in the dark wind. That thing is not as exaggerated as in mythological stories. They travel thousands of miles a day and don’t get into cars at all.
Therefore, it is reasonable for monsters to choose cars as means of transportation.
Liu Shoucai said: "I know you are rich, so choose an eight-seater or larger car."
Elder Lu immediately understood Liu Shoucai's intention and replied: "Okay, my disciple has a RV, which is fine for ten or eight people. It's just right to use it. The car also has a two-wheeled motorcycle and a sports car."
Liu Shoucai smacked his lips and said, "What a good guy, this car is not cheap!"
Elder Lu laughed and said, "For hundreds of years, there is still some spare money for the Spirit Clan. If the evil turtle can be successfully killed this time, how about the RV I will give it to Master Liu?"
This old deer is smart enough. A RV worth millions of dollars said that it would give it to others. Is it a favor to sell people? Or is it necessary to ask for it? Liu Shoucai was not sure, so he naturally did not dare to agree casually. He smiled and changed the topic and said, "Okay, since you are all ready, I will set off now and we will meet in front of the toll station to discuss."
"Okay, I'm waiting for Master Liu to come."
Bang!
Chapter completed!