Section 087, Uncle Xiaolan's Obsession [2]
Liu Shoucai was pointing his mind, and Badou shook his shoulders without mind. Anyway, he always talked to Liu Shoucai so vaguely before. This is because they have a good relationship. If someone else had done this, he would definitely not have spoken like this.
Liu Shoucai and Badou entered Li Saner's house. Li Saner had already prepared medicine. Seeing that Liu Shoucai and Badou suddenly appeared at his home, he immediately shivered.
"You...how did you come in? Go out, go out immediately, or I'll call someone..."
"Call me! Cry immediately! I want to see if those people know what you look like, will they still tolerate you staying here."
"What do you...the hell do you want?"
Li Saner was left with nothing to do when he was threatened by Liu Shoucai. In fact, he wanted to live a good life, but he had no choice but to know nothing and didn't have any skills. His family was poor and his family was barely bare. He had nothing to do with anything. Now he was really only left with a bad life, but he was afraid of death.
"We don't want to do anything, we just want that girl to calm down. Li Saner, that girl is having fun now, so you must hold on. She will only give you a small punishment today, and she will take revenge on you even more in the future. Don't be played to death so quickly. We are still waiting to continue watching the show."
"People say that monks take compassion as their own heart. Since you are masters, why don't you catch that evil ghost? Why do you still stay in the evil ghost in the world? You are fooling the world. I must make your ugly face public."
Seeing Liu Shoucai and the others teasing their faces, Li San'er suddenly felt angry.
"I said you are really funny! People say that monks are compassionate, and you said that we are not monks! We are all secular people, and we are not Taoists. We only do things for ourselves, with the purpose of making money to support ourselves. I said that you can't figure out the situation and are still clamoring to announce something. Isn't it funny?"
Liu Shoucai deliberately angered Li San'er in order to let the kid bleed more. Li San'er had just bandaged his wound and would bleed whenever he was excited. So Liu Shoucai did this. He didn't want Li San'er's wound to heal so quickly.
Badou saw what Liu Shoucai meant, so he also helped him: "Li Saner, look at your appearance now, you are neither human nor ghost, and you don't even have a man now. What kind of face do you have to live in this world? But it's the same, how dare you die like someone as afraid of death? Even if you die, what kind of face do you have to meet your ancestors? Alas! I really feel that you are very pitiful."
Liu Shoucai and Badou were talking to each other, which made Li San'er's anger burst out quickly. When Li San'er swung his fist and hit Liu Shoucai, Liu Shoucai kicked Li San'er's lower body. Because Li San'er was just injured, now that he was kicked like this, his lower body began to thrive again.
Li San'er also fell to the ground in pain and kept moaning. Seeing Li San'er lying on the ground and moaning, Liu Shoucai and Badou turned around and left. Xiaobai had already arrived in front of Xiaolan's body at this time.
Because she was afraid that Xiaolan's corpse would change, Xiaobai used magic to seal Xiaolan's corpse as soon as she came over. In this way, no matter how Xiaolan's soul tossed, the corpse would not change. Of course, when she was doing these things, Xiaobai was hiding aside, and it did not dare to openly make such things.
If Xiaolan and his friends discovered it, Xiaobai would naturally be unable to take it, and it would also cause trouble for Liu Shoucai and Badou. These are not what Xiaobai hopes to see, and of course, they are not the results that Liu Shoucai and Badou want to see.
Just as Xiaobai was waiting for Liu Shoucai and Badou to come, Xiaolan's uncle suddenly came over and saw that Xiaolan's uncle was coming. Xiaobai hurriedly hid in the night. Fortunately, it was one step faster, otherwise Xiaolan's uncle would definitely ask someone to kill him.
People of this era are usually not allowed to have pets on their side when they die at home, in order to avoid incidents such as horror. Of course, Xiaobai is an alien, so it is naturally impossible to compare with that kind of animal. Moreover, Xiaolan will not cheat the zombie, but ordinary people do not know this.
Liu Shoucai and Badou knew that Xiaobai was hiding on the big tree, so when they arrived, they asked Xiaobai to come down. Seeing that Liu Shoucai and Badou were really coming, Xiaobai slipped off the tree.
"How is that guy?"
"What else can you do? He deserves it if he can't die or die."
"Huh? What is Uncle Xiaolan doing? Look."
As soon as Badou turned his head, he saw Xiaolan's uncle prying open Xiaolan's mouth with his hands and putting the pills that he didn't know what it was in Xiaolan's mouth. Because of curiosity, Badou exclaimed.
"Damn it, that guy wants the little blue corpse to transform, hurry up and stop him."
Liu Shoucai took a look and immediately understood what Xiaolan's uncle was doing. He was so scared that he rushed towards Xiaolan and her uncle. After Badou and Xiaobai heard Liu Shoucai's words, they also followed him.
"All people are dead, why do you want to ruin her body? Even if her corpse is transformed, what can it do? Could it be that you will still obey your orders? Tell you that zombies usually kill people who have something to do with you first, and then poison others. Could it be that you also want to die?"
Uncle Xiaolan just put the pills into Xiaolan's mouth, and before Xiaolan could swallow it, Liu Shoucai and the others came over. Seeing Liu Shoucai's angry look on his face, Uncle Xiaolan was shocked.
"You...how did you come in? Go out, get out, I don't understand what you are talking about."
Uncle Xiaolan was immediately furious when he saw Liu Shoucai expose his conspiracy, but he did not admit what he was doing, and he did not believe that what Liu Shoucai said was true. What does it mean to become a zombie? Generally, the first one to harm his own people, so Uncle Xiaolan would not believe these words.
Uncle Xiaolan also met some strangers in the world. He still knew a little about how to become a zombie. He finally got this pill so that he could turn Xiaolan's body into a zombie. How could he give Liu Shoucai and the others a chance to disturb him?
"Don't tell me, don't tell me, you don't know what the pill you swallowed for Xiaolan yourself. That kind of thing can turn a corpse into a zombie, but the chance is only half, and in front of us, you don't have this opportunity to turn a corpse into a zombie."
"What do you mean?"
Uncle Xiaolan looked at Liu Shoucai with a vigilant look on his face. He didn't believe that Liu Shoucai was an ordinary person, and he didn't believe that Liu Shoucai didn't understand his own methods. Since he knew everything, why didn't he just get the pills in Xiaolan's mouth? This made Uncle Xiaolan a little puzzled.
"Just just now, my friend had already put a magic trick on Xiaolan's corpse. It was impossible for her to turn into a zombie. Moreover, Xiaolan's soul has also left. It is even more impossible to turn into a zombie. The corpse and soul have not been removed, and there is no nutrient nearby. How could she turn into a zombie?"
Liu Shoucai looked calm, and Uncle Xiaolan was really not calm at this time. He felt that what Liu Shoucai said was true, otherwise he would not be so calm, and Uncle Xiaolan became angry immediately.
"Why are you treating Xiaolan like this? Isn't she dying miserable enough? Why do you treat this child like this? You are too cruel..."
"It's not that we are cruel, but that you are too much. Xiaolan is dead. Why don't you let her rest in peace? Do you have to treat Xiaolan like this? Are you really Xiaolan's uncle? I doubt your relationship with Xiaolan now. When Xiaolan was alive, you deliberately pleased her. It's really hard for me to believe that you are just a blood relationship to her."
"I don't understand what you are saying. Get out of here right now. This is my place. If you don't get out, I will ask the yamen runners to come and take you away."
Uncle Xiaolan knew that Liu Shoucai and the others were not joking, and he also knew that it was impossible for him to turn Xiaolan into a zombie. In fact, the reason why he was so kind to Xiaolan in the past was not because Xiaolan was his niece, but because Xiaolan looked very similar to her mother.
Uncle Xiaolan has always had a crush on Xiaolan's mother, but she had no choice but to marry her own brother. Later, Uncle Xiaolan killed several people in anger, and then ran out. Now seeing that Xiaolan looks more and more like his mother, Uncle Xiaolan has the idea of occupying Xiaolan.
As a result, Xiaolan did not take over, but was humiliated by others. Xiaolan is now dead, which is the most unacceptable thing for uncle Xiaolan. Therefore, he thought about turning Xiaolan into a zombie and then living with him for the rest of his life. Only when he becomes a zombie can the corpse not corrupt. Unfortunately, he made a mistake.
Even if Xiao Lan becomes a zombie, it is impossible for him to be with him. Not to mention that zombies will kill their own people first. The corpse energy transmitted from the zombie is unbearable for living people. Moreover, the corpse cannot be seen in the sun, and it will definitely be rotten, unless you stay under the dark ground all the time.
"Hmph! Don't threaten us. We are not afraid of threats. You have carried so many lives. If the yamen runners know, will they take you away? At this time, you have nightmares every day when you fall asleep. Do you really have no regrets?"
"How do you know this? You...oh! I understand. It turns out that you made me like this. You did it right?"
Liu Shoucai has already said this. If Uncle Xiaolan doesn't understand, he is really a brainless person. Moreover, Liu Shoucai doesn't think Uncle Xiaolan doesn't know anything.
"Congratulations, you answered correctly, but there was no reward. We did it right. But if you don't have ghosts in your heart, you won't be afraid of ghosts. Besides, no matter who you look for, you can't relieve the ghost in your heart."
Liu Shoucai was pointing his intentions, but Uncle Xiaolan mistakenly thought that he was talking about the people he killed, "Don't be proud, now you can get out. This is the inn I opened. You are not the ones we welcome, get out for me."
Uncle Xiaolan looked cold and didn't look like he was continuing to talk to Liu Shoucai and the others. Seeing that he was really furious, Liu Shoucai turned around and took Badou and Xiaobai away.
After returning home, Xiaobai jumped into the bathhouse. It was too hot tonight, and the weather was so stuffy, as if it was going to rain heavily. Liu Shoucai and Badou also felt very stuffy, so they hurried to clean up and didn't even eat supper.
"Do we just leave Xiaolan's body alone? Her uncle must have a second move. Although I cast spells and let the corpse not change, I am afraid that Xiaolan's uncle will do anything excessive to Xiaolan's body. You haven't seen it. When I was there alone just now, Xiaolan's uncle looked at Xiaolan's body with a terrifying look, as if he wanted to eat Xiaolan's body."
"Damn, why didn't you say it earlier? I have a bad feeling."
"I also have a bad feeling, why don't we go back?"
After hearing Liu Shoucai's words, Xiaobai spoke directly. Badou looked depressed and finally came back from there, but he had not eaten yet and wanted to go back there. The more he thought about it, the more unhappy he became.
"Okay, Badou, I know you don't want to go, but this incident was caused by us, so we can't let go of this incident. Although Xiao Lan has become a ghost now and the corpse is useless to her, it is her body after all, and we can't let others do it randomly."
"Okay, I didn't say I couldn't go, let's go!"
Badou looked bored, but in the end he followed Liu Shoucai and Xiaobai to the inn run by Uncle Xiaolan. Just after Liu Shoucai and the others were invisible, they saw Uncle Xiaolan stripping off all the clothes on Xiaolan's body and drawing something on Xiaolan.
"What is he doing?"
"It should be drawing talismans. I think he is still not giving up."
"I don't know if he was obstructed by a demon. He actually wanted to turn his niece's corpse into a zombie. Isn't he really afraid of death?"
"I guess he didn't know that he would die at all. Maybe that person hadn't told him about these precautions, or maybe that person had ulterior motives, or maybe that person didn't understand."
"Don't think of these useless things, hurry up and find a way to stop him. If we continue to do this, we won't want to sleep. I'm really convinced this bastard."
Liu yawned a yawn last time, and he felt speechless. Why is Xiaolan's uncle so obsessed with such a big obsession, and Xiaolan doesn't even have such a big obsession when he dies in vain? Xiaobai looked angry at this moment. It directly used magic to float Xiaolan's body in the air.
"Ah...god..."
Uncle Xiaolan obviously did not expect Xiaolan's corpse to float suddenly. He thought it had alarmed Xiaolan's soul, so he was so scared that he screamed quickly. Then, regardless of what Xiaolan's corpse would be like, he ran out of the room. When Liu Shoucai and the others saw that Uncle Xiaolan had run away, they walked to the room to clean up Xiaolan's corpse.
Of course, given the reason why Uncle Xiaolan is making a fuss, Liu Shoucai also took Xiaolan's body away. He planned to choose a place with good feng shui to bury Xiaolan and let Xiaolan rest in peace as soon as possible.
"Liu Shoucai, do you think Uncle Xiaolan will come to trouble us after he knows that we did this?"
"If you have sex, let him come. If there is no evidence or anything else, he can't sue us. Moreover, he will suffer sooner or later when he treats Xiao Lan's body like that, let alone have not seen it? The black gas on his forehead is getting worse and worse. I think he will be alive for a few days."
It was precisely because he saw that Uncle Xiaolan had not been alive for a few days that Liu Shoucai would let Uncle Xiaolan go so quickly. If he had been the same as before, he would have done it.
"Okay, let's not talk about them anymore. Let's go back quickly and walk around with the body. It feels creepy when I think about it."
Although this is not the first time Badou has seen a corpse, it is the first time he has carried the corpse and ran around the streets outside. It is still in the middle of the night. If Xiao Lan's soul is attracted, there will definitely be a fight. If others are awakened by the time, their sins will be great.
Liu Shoucai and Badou speeded up, and Xiaobai was also guarding him to prevent the yin energy excreted from the body from harming the people staying on the roadside. Soon they arrived on the mountain. After Liu Shoucai looked at a better Feng Shui land, he hurriedly signaled Xiaobai to dig quickly.
Because they cannot put down Xiaolan's corpse now to prevent damage to Xiaolan's corpse. Because Xiaolan's uncle drew talismans on Xiaolan's corpse, Xiaolan's corpse can no longer touch the earth's corpse, unless it is burial.
Xiaobai also understands the interests of this, and it is not too long-winded. He digs a cemetery just by wielding his arms. Not to mention, digging a cemetery is really a tiring job. No wonder he usually does it in advance when looking for a cemetery because it is so tiring.
"Damn, I'm so tired. OK, no matter how deep it is, I can't put it in quickly! Be careful of the yin energy."
The cemetery that had just been dug had earth and yin energy. Liu Shoucai also wanted to take this time to put Xiao Lan's body in. Seeing that Xiaobai had done it, he quickly put Xiao Lan's body in with Badou. After the work was done, they filled the tomb.
Because Xiao Lan's body was destroyed, it was impossible to build a tomb. It could only be filled in to calm the anger of Xiao Lan's unjust soul. After everything was done, Liu Shoucai and the others lit the incense again, then burned the paper money and left. Shortly after Liu Shoucai and the others left, Xiao Lan's soul returned here.
"Why is this? Am I dead? Why is my body underneath?"
Chapter completed!