Section 06, the stone grinding plate that fell from the sky
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He slapped the Bihuo Shen Xiao who was hiding in his wings in his head, opened the cage and pinched the Bihuo Shen Xiao's chicken neck. But he saw this guy closing his eyes, sticking out his tongue, and straightening his legs and pretending to be dead.
Liu Shoucai pinched the neck of Bihuo Shenxiao, shook it hard several times, and grinned: "Xiaobai, if you want to become an immortal as soon as possible, you'd better do more and be less arrogant. Otherwise, Mr. Liu won't serve you."
"Geehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Who is your uncle?" Liu Shoucai pinched the Bihuo God Owl in front of him, with a sinister smile on his face.
In fact, the Bihuo Shenxiao, which is now in the hands of Liu Shoucai, is still a young ghost. Although it is more than enough to be Liu Shoucai's grandfather in terms of age, he has not grown up and cannot change his body freely. If he wants to become a two-meter-high figure, the first is to experience the hardships of life and death, and instantly activate the form of his own bloodline into a spirit beast. The other is to use external forces to put it bluntly, it is to find a "father" for himself, and this father's ability cannot be too small. Therefore, since the birth of Bihuo Shenxiao for hundreds of years, Liu Shoucai has been its first "father".
In addition, although Liu Shoucai seemed to abuse the Bihuo God Owl, he actually cared for it very much. Although he was petty, he was definitely not outrageous. The right measure made the Bihuo God Owl go from being cautious at the beginning to being devoted later. In the meantime, if other colleagues saw someone abused the spirit beast like this, they would probably draw their swords to eliminate the harm to the people.
But I didn't know that this was a way for the Bihuo Shenxiao and Liu Shoucai to firmly exchange feelings, but it was just too... a little more vulgar.
"You, you, you!! You are my uncle! Uncle Bai, I was deceived and killed on you! Malier let go of your cute little claws and let me go." The Bihuo Shen Xiaogu became stubborn, and he was definitely not as good as a cooked duck.
"I don't have the intention to kill you, you transform! Do you bite me?" Liu Shoucai threw the Bihuo God Owl to the ground, looked at it coughing like a human, and his wings bent, just like the shape in a cartoon. He stood up his wings like a hand, aimed at Liu Shoucai, then raised his middle finger and cursed: "Bitch!"
"Baby!" Liu Shoucai was arrogant and pinched his waist and rejected it.
"Let's go, after this matter is over, I have to visit the parents. You can't relax the matter at school, then the big head is below." Liu Shoucai kicked Bihuo Shenxiao's butt and said.
"Your uncle! I am a spirit beast, not a cat or a dog, Wang!" Bihuo Shenxiao stuck out his butt and twisted and rushed forward.
"Be careful!" Badou, who was sitting by the well, said looking at his phone. Badou simply ignored the fact that it was determined to be irreversible. He was addicted to making up stories recently. Badou felt that he had the potential to transform into a writer.
One person and one chicken entered the village the next moment.
It was originally the weather in July and August. When the cicadas were singing and birds were silent on the midsummer night, the man and the chicken felt like they were escaping from heaven to hell.
The cold wind whizzed through my ears, and the ground was frozen like ice lumps, and there was a clanging sound of stomping my feet. White fog came out of my mouth and nose, and the temperature here was definitely below zero.
"A sad place." The Bihuo Shen Xiao scratched the ground hard with his claws, and a spark burst out.
"Yin and Yang are reversed, and the five elements are reversed. The things here are not simple." Liu Shoucai cheered between his hands and looked up. This strange climate made Liu Shoucai shudder involuntarily. Sure enough, he could not see the moon marks and starry sky.
"Let's go, let's see what's happening here." Liu Shoucai walked in the road at the entrance of the village.
Bihuo Shenxiao chased after him and said, "Come on, let Uncle Bai transform first, otherwise he will be caught and braised and steamed."
"Okay." Liu Shoucai took out the cigarette box, pulled out a handmade cigarette and put it in his mouth. The lighter dinged, but the flame did not come out.
Um?
If you fire again, the red flame will still not pop up.
"The five elements are reversed here, and the fire will definitely not be burned. Are you idiot?" The unchanged Bihuo God Owl actually lost the special "giggle" ending, and the sound is a bit like an old eunuch with a duck voice.
"Yes, I'm idiot, you're stupid, why didn't you mention it just now?" Liu Shoucai blushed and felt embarrassed. Then he became a little angry and picked up the Bihuo God Xiao and put it in front of him. He sneered: "Come on, take care of him in front. Anyway, you can't die, you'll just be beaten up."
"I'm a little guilty, Xiao Liuzi, why don't you walk in front of me?" The Bihuo Shen shrank his neck and walked back behind Liu Shoucai, looking a little timid and afraid.
"You are afraid of being beaten!" Liu Shoucai said contemptuously, but he still did not abuse the spirit beast.
"..." Bihuo Shenxiao rolled his eyes, pretending that he didn't hear this guy's nagging.
Alas, I accepted my fate... This is not the first time!
"I bet that if we come here in winter, we will definitely be in spring, the cicadas and birds will be singing in spring. Do you believe it?" Liu Shoucai threw the Bihuo God Owl down and said before watching it penetrate behind him.
"Bored..." The Bihuo God shrank his neck and followed Liu Shoucai step by step, looking left and right from time to time.
Although this man and the beast joked with each other, they had no idea what to do. The village felt so weird.
"Xiaobai, do you smell anything?" Liu Shoucai found nothing and placed his hope on the Bihuo Shenxiao.
"No, it's too quiet. Uncle Bai, my beautiful legs and thin waist are gone. This is so unscientific!" Bihuo Shenxiao said, twisting his butt and shaking his neck.
"Science is a ghost! You shouldn't be the product of science. Think about your mistakes quickly. If we can't do it well, we have to explain it here today." Liu Shoucai said gritting his teeth.
"Be careful!" The Bihuo God Owl, who was about to fight back against Liu Shoucai, suddenly shouted, and then spread her wings and flew away first.
Liu Shoucai's reaction was not slow either. The moment his ear moved, he heard the whistling sound of the wind that came, which was a whistling that only occurred under great pressure.
It was a heavy object thrown! As soon as this thought came to my mind, the voice of the Bihuo God Owl came out. Liu Shoucai subconsciously rushed towards the Baihuayu God Owl.
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w
Boom!
The whistling sound was harsh, but Liu Shoucai, who fell to the ground, felt the ground jumping, and it turned out that something heavy was hitting his place just now.
"Oh my god!" The Bihuo God Xiaopin flapped his wings, shrank his neck and screamed.
Liu Shoucai looked back with his butt sticking out, and shouted, "My mother, what a big millstone!"
A huge stone mill with a diameter of two meters appeared at the position where Liu Shoucai was just now. The huge weight was sunk more than half a meter deep under inexplicable force.
This is a solid ground as strong as ice! Did it fall down hundreds of meters above the altitude? Subconsciously, Liu Shoucai looked up at the sky.
"Look at a bird, there are powerful corpses here [Note 1]! Uncle Bai, I smell the stench of the corpse on the millstone!" The hair on the neck of the Bihuo God Owl exploded, and his eyes vaguely emitted a green light.
Liu Shoucai hurriedly got up and shouted loudly: "I know without saying that, can people throw such a big thing out?"
After looking around, he didn't see where this thing was thrown from. Liu Shoucai was so angry that he jumped up and scolded: "Xiaobai, if you don't transform, you will be dead! If you braised me, you will have to be scalded!"
"Go out! Go out! Go out!" Suddenly, a strong resentment surged from the stone mill, and this resentment formed a spiritual shock wave, which continued to impact Liu Shoucai's head.
"Go out? I'm going to go in and see what kind of bull and yellow dog treasure is!" Liu Shoucai's temper came up, and he hadn't been so embarrassed. When he entered the village, he didn't even see a ghost. He was almost smashed into a meat pie by such a large millstone. Before his anger was gone, he was threatened by the "ghost".
Can Master Liu bear it?
With his arms rolled up his sleeves, Liu Shoucai cursed at the Bihuo Shenxiao: "Wait for a bird? Didn't you see that someone wants our lives? Are you really planning to be plucked into the soup?"
[Sturdy Corpse]: As the name suggests, a corpse with great strength, the strongest person will pull mountains and rivers, and its huge force will be infinite. One of the eighty-four types of corpses. The conditions for formation are not harsh compared to other zombies. There is one requirement for the burial conditions, that is, they must be a man and have never been married, without losing Yuanyang. After the unjust death, the tomb is in a land of heavy land, and it can become a corpse for thirty years.
He is bloodthirsty, bloodthirsty, and has great power.
Chapter completed!