Section 55, Second Visit Moon Village [Part 2]
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Although Liu Shoucai was too lazy to pay attention to Xiaobai's slutty bird's scolding, he was also happy!
It’s not the kind of feeling of “no 2B”, but the 2B guy who scolded him even scolded himself, but Liu Shoucai didn’t intend to remind this guy of such a misunderstanding.
When Xiaobai saw Liu Shoucai laughing, he felt involuntarily as if he had fallen into a pit. Then he took two steps back uneasy and looked at Liu Shoucai with his head tilted.
Liu Shoucai was too lazy to pay attention to this guy and turned his eyes back to the small courtyard.
The yard was still dark, and Xiaobai's shouting at the top of his throat was completely useless.
"It seems that our guess is almost the same. Either we are blocked or they are blocked. Xiaobai? Uncle Bai? Guess which one is more likely to guess?" Liu Shoucai asked Xiaobai.
Xiaobai shook his head: "No matter which one, it has nothing to do with Uncle Bai, just do it! Such a person who relies on lack of quality skills is not considered a real skill!"
Okay, Liu Shoucai forgot that this guy relies on his physical strength to make a living like Badou!
With his lips pursed, Liu Shoucai's eyes rolled a few times and asked Xiaobai: "Do you dare to cause trouble?"
"Uncle Bai has never been afraid of anyone!" Xiaobai said shamelessly, not estimating the incident that he was photographed in the afternoon.
Liu Shoucai didn't expose it, and followed Xiaobai's words: "Anyway, I'll point you in the direction, how about you urinate?"
Xiaobai was shocked and suddenly thought that Liu Shoucai, a pit, always digs holes, and can dig any big ones! God doesn’t know how many pits this kid has in his mind waiting for him!
But I just let go of the big talk, and now I want to regret it... Xiaobai said shyly: "Change the conditions, let me urinate everywhere. Isn't this lowering my spiritual quality (spiritual quality is about equal to character)? Do you want the moral bottom line? Do you want the moral integrity?"
"Then you dare not do it?" Liu Shoucai looked contemptuous, and as he spoke, he gestured in front of Xiaobai with the willow branches in his hand.
"Ah! Xiao Liuzi, Mr. Bai tells you that it is useless to provoke me! Do you want to dig a hole? No way! If you say you don't want to go, you won't go. I will definitely not do such a thing that will lose weight!" Xiaobai looked up at the sky, and was righteous.
Liu Shoucai looked around and knew that there was no danger here for the time being, so he continued: "It doesn't matter. I guess I can collect a big vote here. I originally planned to give you 10% of it. Since you don't want to follow it, then we will follow the old rules. Whoever does the most will give the most will give."
"OK!"
Liu Shoucai put his palm in front of Xiaobai and said, "A gentleman's word."
"High horse with a whip! Thumbs up the horse's yell..." Xiaobai learned to shout, and used his wings to turn his palms to slap Liu Shoucai.
After the high-fives, Liu Shoucai turned around and left without stopping in the middle. What Xiaobai did not expect was that Xiao Liuzi actually untied his belt while walking.
Could it be that he wants to pee?
At this moment, Xiaobai was a little anxious. Could it be that just now it was not a pit? Oh, it’s really hard to defend against it!
Xiaobai felt like he was being cheated again. Could this be the real pit? Xiaobai, who reacted, immediately flapped his wings and chased after him, grabbed Liu Shoucai's shoulder with one claw, and said, "Brother Liu, brother Liu, we are brothers who live and die together, you dug me again, you are not kind!!" This guy was talking very erratic now, without any feeling of low IQ at all. He even lost the end of the dubbing of the unknown animal voice.
Liu Shoucai stopped and pulled his hands to his waist and turned around.
Xiaobai bent down his head very hard, letting his eyes lower than Liu Shoucai, and smiled flatteringly: "Brother Liu, for the sake of my brother and you for many years, you have to let me do this kind of thing! Even if there is a sea of swords and fire in front of you, it is not the matter of Brother Liu? Besides, it's just a matter of peeing. I'm fine! You said, if you are peeing, I'll give it a flood of gold. Well, don't blame the Buddha."
Liu Shoucai curled his lips and looked at Xiaobai with a little exaggeration. He touched the guy's head and asked, "Xiaobai, were you fooled by that powerful guy in the afternoon? When did you become so righteous? I dug a hole, who told you not to jump! I regret it now? It's too late!!"
Xiaobai relied on his height and his horse, his wings were like clasping his fists, raised them high above his head, and shouted with his legs: "Brother Liu, you are just a lord who doesn't care about villains. Besides, this is not the first time you have said this. Just because Xiaobai, I have reformed again, let me urinate this way!"
This guy is almost tearful and snot out. The Oscar winner will definitely not have it this year, and the performance is too exaggerated.
Liu Shoucai stretched out two fingers and said, "Xiaobai, you are always fickle. In order to punish you, I decided to add 20% to you."
"Fifty percent!!" Xiaobai immediately changed his face, and now he made a little progress in the Oscars.
"Thirty percent! It won't change!" Liu Shoucai shook his head.
"Fifty percent!" Xiaobai continued, this was related to income. Xiaobai felt that he could not give in and could not indulge Liu Shoucai to squeeze a kind and pure Green Fire God Owl like this.
"The final bottom line is 35% or you don't come here. You can still share 10% as compensation at that time." Liu Shoucai said gritting his teeth.
"40%! Otherwise, Mr. Bai will run away from home immediately. When I see you once, I will knock you once! If I can't grab the merits, I will put you in eighteen shapes and hang you at the intersection, and help you get the girls you like to make an appointment with you." Xiaobai has Xiaobai's wisdom. Indeed, if Xiaobai is an individual, Liu Shoucai will definitely beat him up one by one.
However, Xiaobai is a spirit beast.
As the saying goes, no evil beasts can do it to the end! Let go of moral integrity and turn back!
Of course, this sentence that Buddha said must be effective, and Liu Shoucai said it can only have a counterproductive effect. If Xiaobai doesn’t even want his last integrity!
Liu Shoucai nodded, as if he agreed.
The moment Liu Shoucai turned around, Xiaobai seemed to see Liu Shoucai showing a strange smile. Xiaobai couldn't help but shudder again, Mom, this guy has cheated Mr. Bai again, right? But after another thought, Xiaobai knew in his heart that even if it was a cheat, he could only jump down. Who made him less smart than Liu Shoucai, and he was hit again and again! He deserved to be unlucky!
At most, Xiaobai thought about it and did not think deeply about it. This level of thinking is obviously not something that muscles can do.
Liu Shoucai did show a strange smile at the moment of turning around, but this smile was intentional to make Xiaobai confused and don’t let it think about it. Otherwise, it will be very troublesome. Of course, Liu Shoucai can’t tell Xiaobai directly that he needs a boy to pee.
Xiaobai is not only a real boy chicken, but also a boy spirit beast. The Yuanyang energy in urine is extremely strong. It is a great thing to expel ghosts and evil spirits among the people. However, Liu Shoucai dared not say it casually about the topic of "boy". This "boy" has become a reverse scale for Xiaobai. Alas, it is really not found in this world that the second Blue Fire God Owl has been found to match Xiaobai.
Theoretically, a spirit beast like Xiaobai can live for up to 1,000 years, and can only be considered a teenager when he is two or three hundred years old. However, Xiaobai's situation is a bit special. Its growth experience is full of adventures, so it has to be carefully compared. It is the "cramming" growth model of half a year. With the high-quality "Golden Light of Merit" provided by Liu Shoucai, Xiaobai's evolution speed is obviously much faster. After using the three cigarettes to promote Xiaobai's transformation, Xiaobai's second stage of evolution has basically approached the ability of a small-scale bird's god owl with low strength but definitely the adult.
For a race with a lifespan of thousands of years, a young man like Xiaobai, who is less than a hundred years old, can definitely be described as a "genius of all ages".
The reason why Liu Shoucai did this was the first point that he wanted to use Xiaobai's rare "boy urine" to knock on a door!
Any formation is afraid of being filthy unless it is based on evil spirits, original sin blood, and sin blood as its foundation, and it is not a golden light of merit. However, Liu Shoucai has seen it here, which is not a killing formation. After a simple calculation, this is a spell similar to stripping space, or Feng Shui Bureau, a simple thing that confuses people's minds. However, the foot of this Feng Shui Bureau is really high, just like an anti-aircraft cannon hitting a mosquito. At first glance, Tai Te Niang's horror! He didn't see clearly what he was doing!
Chapter completed!