116 Beauty and the Beast
Liu Shoucai heard Qian Xiang's father say to Duanmu Yunduan in a very low voice: "Even if you don't do it, can I still do it myself? Isn't it just digging a hole and burying it together?"
When Liu Shoucai heard this, he was a little amused. Such a person is really... so bold!
In the tomb, there are not just those who are merged together. They must be unmarried brothers, husbands and wives who have worshipped heaven and earth, and children who have not yet had their mother’s fertility.
Otherwise, there must be a distinction between the master and the second. Who becomes the master and who is buried with him? Haven’t you seen that ancient emperors, generals and ministers all went to the tomb to accompany him, and from then on, they made a brand of birth. In fact, living burial and burial were originally an extremely evil technique. During the ignorant period, the monarchs were just created, and the divine power and the monarch’s power were established. In order to ensure that the divine power did not fade, the cultivators at that time used various methods to win over the monarch. This very extreme method was created in that period to please the rulers. The ghost marriage was born from this method. In essence, it was just to remove the slave mark and change it to the imprint of husband and wife.
However, there must be a correct way to do this kind of thing, the right time and the right way to be dominated by the right people. Otherwise, not only will the mark of a couple not be made, but on the contrary, there will be a battle between one tomb and two corpses. If you can't compete, you will try your best to absorb power. In the end, you will inevitably embark on the road of absorbing sins and evil spirits and become a demon.
Not to mention Qian Xiang's father's argument that "two people dig holes and buried them together" is simply laying a solid foundation for himself to seek death. His pace is so fast that he will definitely die the fastest.
After sneering at the sneer, Liu Shoucai had to start to doubt something that should not be doubted.
Why is Qian Xiang's father so anxious to marry his daughter out of the way of ghost marriage? What makes him so urgent and impatient?
Two days is enough to see a person clearly. This is Liu Shoucai's definition. Some things are not clear about living people, but the dead are very clear about them. For example, the person lying in the grave, just come and ask.
If you live or die, it is absolutely impossible to enter the Netherworld Fire corridor. People who cannot meet the Book of Life and Death are not qualified to enter.
Liu Shoucai sneered, turned around and walked down the mountain, and while walking past Duanmu Yunduan, he said, "Let's go, what do you care about this kind of thing that can kill a family? You're not afraid of losing your life."
Liu Shoucai said half true and half falsely, and he deliberately pronounced the three words "dead family" very seriously.
Let’s not talk about why Qian Xiang’s father was anxious to marry a daughter, but most people in the countryside would believe some of these ghosts and gods, otherwise no one would agree to have a ghost marriage. He even died suddenly and buried his biological daughter alone in such a ravine.
I don’t know how stubborn it was before. When Liu Shoucai said a curse similar to "Death the whole family", Qian Xiang’s father suddenly shouted, “Stop it for me!”
Liu Shoucai stood up as he said, and turned around and smiled: "Mr. Qian is in trouble?"
"What did you say just now? It's so vicious to see you are young?" Qian Xiang's father looked angry, but in his eyes, Liu Shoucai caught a flash of fear.
The corners of his mouth were raised, and Liu Shoucai said, "Is it vicious? God can live if he commits evil, but he cannot live when he commits evil. You are the father of the deceased. It must make sense to hold a ghost marriage for your daughter. I don't know what your reason is, but I advise you not to do it yourself. Digging a pit and burying it together is called marriage? In that way, living people worship the world? What kind of woman do you pursue? How good is it to just take off your pants? If you lift your pants, you can still refuse to admit it.
The person who really violates the taboo is you. Duanmu Yunduan and I have no interest or obligation to accompany you to suffer. Maybe we will have to save half of our lives. Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you that if the evil souls mistakenly get into the corpse, it is not an evil ghost, but an evil corpse."
After talking a lot, Liu Shoucai suddenly felt that he was losing money! He knew that this was an impossible business to make money, but he was still so enthusiastic and proactive about Mao himself. He really wanted to slap himself, but he thought about it and let it go, it hurts.
Qian Xiang's father didn't hear the other words, and the sentence "You are the one who really violated the taboo" was like Hong Zhong Dalu shocking his ears and drums. It was really different from his heart.
He shivered all over, as if he was a little cold sweating.
Just when Liu Shoucai thought it was done, he saw Qian Xiang's father gritting his teeth and said viciously: "Get out! Isn't it just a ghost marriage? People who understand it are not the only ones from the Duanmu family. I don't believe that in such a huge country, I can't find someone who really understands it."
After saying that, the man turned around and left without any concern until he grew up. Liu Shoucai, who had his eyes blankly, and Duanmu Yunduan, who also had his mouth open on the side.
"That... uncle, what should we do?" Duanmu Yunduan was a little at a loss.
Liu Shoucai frowned and said, "Let's go back. Don't participate in the matter here, it will not be good for you."
Duanmu Yunduan was a little slight and said, "Then I'll go and return the money to him."
Liu Shoucai closed his eyes and said, "Can you be the only one?"
Duanmu Yunduan nodded and replied with certainty: "Yes!"
...
The money must not be paid back. In fact, Duanmu Yunduan didn’t know it, but Liu Shoucai could see it.
That is, when Qian Xiang's father said that, his head was covered with a layer of death.
This kind of thing is actually rare. It is not a major change in fate. People who should not die will appear before they suddenly die. Anyone who is destined to die will not have such a dead aura.
The appearance of death represents a turning point in fate.
I collected two soft-hearted fruits at the home of Xishen. On the way back, Liu Shoucai and Duanmu Yunduan hugged and ate them without any mind. This kind of thing contains merit. Although not many, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is still meat. Liu Shoucai still understands it.
As for Duanmu Yunduan's happiness, it was because her stingy woman said, "Uncle, I haven't eaten fruit for a long time."
Oh my god, why is this girl more stingy than me? This is what Liu Shoucai said in his heart.
After returning to Laogui Town, Liu Shoucai brought Duanmu Yunduan to the guesthouse and promised to introduce Xiaobai to her before.
However, Liu Shoucai forgot one thing.
This grandson is a famous lustful bird. The first thing he did when he met was that he rushed up and shouted: "Wow, beauty, beauty, white and tender beauty. He has such a strong yin energy on his body. I like Mr. Bai! Let's give Mr. Bai a mouth first!"
Liu Shoucai made a quick move and slapped Xiaobai on the ground with a slap, becoming a famous dish, "Peat [Picking] Chicken".
The voice was similar to "Paji". Then Xiaobai was leaning on the ground, looking up from Duanmu Yunduan's white and tender calves, and said in a slander: "Little Liuzi, you are not kind, let Uncle Bai watch Badou at home, but you went out to pick up girls! Haven't you just swallowed the 'Medical Red Spirit'? What can you do to pick up girls at this time? Let's leave it to Uncle Bai to hook up."
Liu Shoucai stepped on Xiaobai's mouth with one foot, blocking this guy's nonsense.
Then he said to Duanmu Yunduan very embarrassedly: "Sorry, I forgot about this guy's virtue."
but!!!
Liu Shoucai saw Duanmu Yunduan's eyes turning into a "heart" shape, his face and body, all his inner and outer temperaments turned into a girl, and his pink mouth popped out: "Wow, what a cute chicken, come and hug my sister! Ah! Uncle, why are you stepping on it!!"
Liu Shoucai shivered and quickly raised his foot. He saw Duanmu Yunduan flying up, "save" Xiaobai and hugged it in his chest.
Xiaobai, this little bird, was too lazy to pay attention to Liu Shoucai's trampling on his spiritual beast's dignity. He was intoxicated by the beauty's chest with his expression, rubbing his head with his head!
Depend on!
Liu Shoucai felt that the combination of beauty and wild beasts was the most funny in the world. The scenery he saw now made Liu Shoucai overturn the definition of "hilarity" and changed it to... perverted!
Duanmu Yunduan chatted with Xiaobai. Xiaobai flapped his wings and slapped Duanmu Yunduan's chest again and again. From time to time, he even squeezed his eyes at Liu Shoucai, looking for a slutty look on his face.
Not to mention the special thing, in addition to the combination of beauty and beasts, the voices of these two guys are really unique.
Duanmu Cloud sounded like an old woman, dry and short-smelling. Xiaobai's voice was like a broken gong. With this unique voice, this man and a beast actually reached the highest level of meeting each other!
Your sister!
Chapter completed!