Li Mu offered a reward of 10,000 yuan to buy shit and splashed feces, which alarmed the entire Chang'an. As the registration place, JD.com has completely become famous. This wave of advertisements is better than the last time I paid money to buy shit. After all, this is a strange thing that has never been heard of.

The fact that Bai Naoer is Li Mu's father-in-law has gradually become known as the incident fermented.

Needless to say, Lu Zhilin was panicked, and the censors who supported Lu Zhilin that day were also panicked. Although it is rumored that Li Mu did not say that he wanted to take revenge on others, Li Mu could do something like a thousand yuan to buy shit. What can he do? He could only give out ten thousand yuan, but he could give out twenty thousand yuan or thirty thousand yuan. Who doesn’t know that Li Mu had some money but still couldn’t afford it. What if he still couldn’t satisfy Lu Zhilin’s mansion, he came to his mansion again?

Who can not be afraid?

It is said that if you die, a fellow Taoist will not die. Now Lu Zhilin has obviously been playing tricks, and Wei Zheng has regarded him as an abandoned son, and following him along the way is mentally retarded. In order to protect himself, the censors who shared the same hatred with Lu Zhilin yesterday wrote quickly and wrote memorials that drew clear lines with Lu Zhilin all night. Early the next morning, they were presented to Li Shimin's desk like snowflakes.

Li Shimin didn't even read it, so he asked Eunuch Gao to pick up the memorials of these people and send them to the imperial kitchen as a burning material.

Eunuch Gao knelt on the ground and picked out the memorials from inside a pile of memorials. Suddenly, he saw a memorial, laughed silently, got up and came to Li Shimin, and handed it over.

Li Shimin put down his pen and frowned and said, "Didn't I say that, don't I read the memorial from the Censorate? What is this?"

"Your Majesty, this is a memorial from Lu Zhilin. He said that his father has passed away and he begs Ding You to return to his hometown to be filial."

"Is there such a coincidence?" Li Shimin took the memorial to see it. It was indeed as Eunuch Gao said. Lu Zhilin said that his father died of illness and begged to return to his hometown.

"Dingyou" is also known as "Dingyou". As early as the Zhou Dynasty, there was a custom of Dingyou who mourned his parents for three years. "Mencius Lilouxia" records that "health preservation is not enough to be a major event, but to die can be a major event." It can be seen that in Confucianism, "Dingyou" is one of the key points of filial piety.

After the Han Dynasty, "Ding You" mourning was included in the law, and the funeral was hidden, and during the "Ding You" period, the mourning period was not over, sought a career in the officialdom, had children, separated from families, married, and took exams, were all considered "unfilial" crimes and would be punished by severe criminal laws. In the mild case, imprisonment, or even exile.

When officials requested Ding You to be filial, the emperor generally had to agree. Because this is filial piety. If the emperor does not value filial piety, then what if it is? A note in history books will be infamous for thousands of years.

But there are no exceptions. This exception is called "revenge of love". However, the conditions for "revenge of love" are extremely harsh. Only when the country is alive and the civil and military officials in the court acquiesced, can "revenge of love" according to the situation. Most of the time, even if the emperor wants to revenge, as an official, he cannot agree, because no matter what, as long as he does not obey filial piety, he will be unable to escape the suspicion of greed for power.

Therefore, Lu Zhilin resigned in the name of "Ding You", and Li Shimin was really hard to refuse. If he refused, there must be a reason, right? Could it be that the emperor asked his ministers to be an unfilial person? Li Shimin's throne came from incorrectly, and what he feared most was that some people said he was unfilial. He would never dare to bear this infatuation. So he was regained? There is no reason. Lu Zhilin was just an ordinary censor, not a six-department minister. He could do it, and he would not be able to do it without him. It really did not meet the conditions for regaining love. If Li Shimin insisted on regaining love, then he would only think that he was trying to vent his anger for Li Mu. He had just issued a decree to give a lighter punishment before, and it was so inconsistent that it could not be convinced.

Li Shimin thought for a long time, but still felt that things were not so coincidental. He closed the memorial and said, "Can it be that Lu Zhilin was afraid of Li Mu's revenge and hid in the name of Ding You?"

Eunuch Gao said justice: "Your Majesty, I think it shouldn't be possible at this time. Lu Zhilin's hometown is in Fanyang, and it will take half a month to pass the news from Fanyang to Chang'an. As a major matter such as Ding You, an official can only go to the post station according to the rules, because it is necessary to facilitate the verification of the Ministry of Personnel, and the post station is also the fastest way. If Lu Zhilin lies with this, it will be very easy to expose it. Once exposed, it will be a crime of deceiving the king and a disaster for the family to be destroyed. He should not dare."

"Um..." Li Shimin thought so, but he had to give Li Mu an explanation, and thought for a while and said, "You go and check whether this matter is true. If it is not true, behead Lu Zhilin in the city. If it is true... Go and notify Li Mu and let him go, Li Mu should understand."

"promise."

Eunuch Gao took the order and left. Li Shimin picked up the pen and continued to approve the memorial. Suddenly, he smiled and murmured to himself: "I wonder if that boy would be furious when he learned this news... I was really sorry that he could not see it with his own eyes!"

When Eunuch Gao left the palace, he went to the Ministry of Personnel first, checked the investigation, and then went to Lu Zhilin's house to confirm the letter. Seeing that Lu Zhilin died, his father was not sad at all, he was happy and couldn't help but sneer. But this was someone else's family matter, and Lu Zhilin also said that he wanted to return to his hometown to worry, so Eunuch Gao was not convenient to blame him, so he left Lu Zhilin's mansion and came to Zhulu Marquis' Mansion.

Li Mu had already woken up yesterday, so he naturally couldn't pretend to be dull again. He called Gongsun Kang from the Ministry of Works and asked Gongsun Kang to build a "wheelchair" according to his command. Four wheels were carved out of hardwood, made a base, and then embedded the chair on the base in mortise and tenon, which became a "wheelchair" that could be pushed. This wheelchair has no tires, but fortunately, the road to Zhulu Hou Mansion was paved with bluestone slabs, which was flatter than the tiled floor, so it was not too bumpy to circle around the mansion.

When Eunuch Gao came, Li Chongyi was pushing Li Mu for a walk in the garden. Li Chongyi was asked to push because he had magical power. When he passed the threshold, he could lift the wheelchair, so he could save himself from finding a wooden board to lay a slope, which was inconvenient when others walked.

"Mr. Marquis, our family is here!"

As soon as Eunuch Gao stepped into the yard, he saw Li Mu and greeted him. When Li Mu saw Eunuch Gao, he coughed twice and said, "Eunuch Gao, what wind has blown you? Are you planning to confiscate my home again?"

"How can it be? Marquis, look, didn't I come alone?" Eunuch Gao said with a smile. He came to Li Mu, looked up and down at Li Mu's 'wheelchair', and praised: "It's the first time we have lived in half our life that we have seen a chair with wheels. Only Marquis can think of such a wonderful idea."

Li Mu coughed again and said, "There is no way, I am weak and can't walk! It's a pity that Lu Zhilin, who speaks nonsense and turns black and white, made me look like this! I can't stop him, who would advise me to let him go..." Li Mu snorted coldly and said, "Then the Hou can only say sorry, Eunuch Gao, you shouldn't mean this?"

When Eunuch Gao looked at Li Mu's appearance, Eunuch Gao almost couldn't help laughing, and tried hard to hold it back, saying, "Unfortunately, Marquis, our family really came for this matter!"

"Jongyi, let's see the guests off."

"Okay!" Li Chongyi took off the giant axe behind him, glared at the bull's eyes and wanted to take action.

Eunuch Gao quickly stepped back and said, "Mr. Marquis, our family remembers that our relationship has always been good. If there is anything, our family also protects the Marquis. Why are you shouting and killing now? Even if you want to drive our family away, we have to let our family finish their words, right?"

Li Mu sighed and said, "Now I am doing something but who will bully me, that's all, Eunuch Gao, tell me, I'll listen."

"That's the case." Eunuch Gao said: "Mr. Marquis, you said it was a coincidence that Lu Zhilin's father passed away. The news I received last night was that Lu Zhilin wrote a memorial to ask Ding You to return to his hometown to be filial."

"Fuck!" Li Mu spat and cursed: "Would you be a fool? How could this happen? If this marquis is taking Yexiang and throwing him, he will die? Is there such a coincidence in the world? I don't believe it! If there is, it means that he killed his father. Don't believe it, don't believe it!"

Eunuch Gao smiled and said, "No, Your Majesty doesn't believe it, nor does our family believe it. Who can believe it? But Marquis, we went to the Ministry of Personnel to check it. The news came from the post station. Lu Zhilin's hometown is in Fanyang. It will take at least half a month to talk back and forth. He couldn't even pass the message. Now it seems that this is a coincidence."

"I still don't believe it!"

Eunuch Gao continued: "Mr. Marquis, our family has sent someone to Fan Yang to confirm the news. If the news is false, Lu Zhilin is the crime of deceiving the king. If the crime is unforgivable, at least he will be killed and destroyed. What does Your Majesty mean? Ding You is a filial piety and it is difficult to stop it. Let him leave and wait for the person who confirmed the news to come back. If this matter is false, it will not be too late to arrest him again. He will definitely let the Marquis vent his anger. But if it is true..."

"It's true, I can't get out of my anger?"

Eunuch Gao smiled and said, "This is nothing to do. The Marquis must not throw feces on other people's filial cloth. This matter has not only fulfilled Lu Zhilin's reputation, but also your reputation is..."

Li Mu pondered silently, and Eunuch Gao stopped talking. He looked at Li Mu's appearance and secretly wrote it down in his heart. When he returned to the palace later, His Majesty would definitely ask. When he learned it, His Majesty would definitely be very happy.

After spending a long time with Li Shimin, Eunuch Gao still has a good grasp of Li Shimin's bad taste.

After a long time, Li Mu sighed and said, "Since Eunuch Gao has checked, I will just believe it. But there are two sentences, I want to say it in front."

"Mr. Please tell me."

"The first one, if Lu Zhilin lied and his father was not dead and he cheated on me, don't blame me for being ruthless. No matter what method I use, I will kill him."

Eunuch Gao hurriedly said, "If this is true, you don't have to worry about the marquis and deceive the emperor and the emperor, it is a death sentence."

"I haven't finished speaking yet." Li Mu added leisurely, saying: "It's not enough to satisfy me to kill him. I want to fill his coffin with night fragrance and let him be intoxicated for thousands of years!"

“…”

Eunuch Gao didn't say anything and thought to himself, it was really harmful. Killing people is just a head-on, just die. You have to fill other people's coffins with feces, which is really unethical and smoke.

Eunuch Gao didn't know what to say. This matter had nothing to do with him. He was just a bad move, and it was not a clever move to get involved.

"The second thing," Li Mu said angrily: "Lu Zhilin died of his father, so he was lucky. Others are not so lucky. I will all take revenge on the censors who supported him the day before yesterday!"

"Ah?" Eunuch Gao was startled. There were at least sixteen or seventeen censors who supported Lu Zhilin the day before yesterday. Could it be that Li Mu wanted to throw feces? This is a bit exaggerated, but when he thought about it again, it was not surprising. Li Mu could do such a thing!

Suddenly, Li Mu changed the subject: "...If they don't want to be retaliated, that's fine. After all, they are accomplices, and the main culprits have run away. If I expose my anger on them, it will seem that I am not right or wrong. I am not the kind of inhumane person. Give them a chance!"

What trouble is going to do again! Eunuch Gao muttered in his heart, but said, "Mr. Marquis, please tell me, our family will help you with the words."

"Aren't they censors? They must be good at writing memorials. They will write memorials that impeach me, and they can also write merits that praise me. If they impeach me, they have to praise me and make up for this harm. If you ask them to write a memorial, praise me hard, and have Your Majesty. The content is that the court will take back the minerals. It is a wise decision, and the Marquis of Joglu is loyal to the country, and His Majesty loves the people as their sons. On the other hand, the Shandong gentry is a person who looks like a devil, especially the great scholars of Shandong, led by the Louvre and Zheng Jing, and Wei Zheng, Lu Zhilin and others as minions, deceive the holy hearing, and everyone can kill them."

After Li Mu finished speaking, he looked at Eunuch Gao, who was so shocked that his chin was about to fall off, and said, "That's what it means. Give them an afternoon to the preview of this memorial, and one to the Craftsman's Workshop Printing Officer, which will be printed tomorrow, and will be posted on the streets and alleys of Chang'an, and will be sent to all counties and counties in the world. If they write well, I will not retaliate against them. If they write poorly or are unwilling to write, they will be sincerely embarrassed by me and regard my kindness as bullshit. At that time, I will not give anyone's affection!"

"Your Majesty said that as long as you don't kill me, let me deal with it. The Yexiang prepared for Lu Zhilin is not sure where to pour it, so I will send it to them from house to house to let them feel what it means to smell!

“…”

Eunuch Gao felt a chill in his heart. This move is so cruel!

After Li Mu fought with Wei Zheng last time, the power of Shandong gentry in the court was very small, mainly concentrated in the Censorate. Now, after this incident, the morale of the Censorate was greatly damaged. Wei Zheng said that he was ill and stayed up, and even had a daughter, and he was fined almost half a year for his entire salary, which was already defeated.

Li Mu asked them to scold themselves again, wouldn’t this be like a rebellion? If they scolded, there would inevitably be internal strife. If they did not scold, Li Mu would find an excuse and would go from pouring the whole family into a full splash. The censors of the Censorate, every family of the manure is floating and smelly...
Chapter completed!