Chapter Eleven: The Meeting of the Three Rogues
Xia Jian and the other two were discussing who was the eldest and who was the second!
"I said by age! I'm the oldest! I'm 25!" Qin Shousheng said with a comment, but as soon as he proposed it, Xia Jian denied it on the spot, "If you want to be the boss at 25, I think about weight, I'm also 25!"
Liu Rusheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Why are there two hundred and fifteen!"
"I think, in terms of appearance! I think I am so handsome that I am fascinated by countless girls and countless wives in the deep boudoir." Liu Rusheng looked like a scholar and a novice. Among the three, he was indeed the most beautiful.
"Let's talk about cultivation! Hehe! I'm in the late stage of distraction, so I should be this boss! What do you think!" Qin Shousheng smiled and raised his advantages again.
Liu Rusheng said: "So what about the late stage of distraction? Even Wuren can't beat him in the middle stage of leaving the body, so he is so embarrassed to say it."
Qin Shousheng stared at Liu Rusheng fiercely and said, "Hmph! Wuren is strong, aren't you easily defeated by him? I think I don't think I am the boss in terms of age, cultivation, and knowledge."
Liu Rusheng retorted: "It's okay for me to be the boss in terms of talent, appearance, and connotation!" Liu Rusheng said with a light shaking the folding fan.
Xia Jian didn't know how to say that these two people were good. They moved out everything, and they didn't need to be so narcissistic just to become the boss! "In terms of strength, I am the strongest, in terms of weight, in terms of charm, in terms of cultivation speed? I should also say that of course as the boss."
The three of them fought for the position of boss without giving in to each other.
"Or what we can have before we compare men?" Xia Jian thought of a joke from the Three Kingdoms and raised it.
"Things only men have?" the two of them said in a daze.
"My stuff is very big!..." Qin Shousheng said with a yd smile.
"Mine is not bad too! Come and compete!" Liu Rusheng was so excited that he was about to pull down his pants, so he showed off his romance in front of the two.
...Xia Jian was speechless.
"I'm talking about beards, don't think wrongly, my thoughts are very pure!" Xia Jian explained. Because Xia Jian saw that the two of them had no beards, and at least something a little fluffy on the corners of his mouth!
"…..." The two of them looked at each other and were speechless about Xia Jian's addition.
"Or why? Let's draw lots together?" Xia Jian's eyes lit up and he proposed another good idea.
"Get lots if you draw lots, don't cheat."
"Well! Whoever cheats, who is the third brother!"
After the three of them finished talking, Qin Shousheng took out three copper plates from the Qiankun ring, but the patterns were different.
"How about grasping the dragon-shaped one is the eldest, the tiger-shaped one is the second, and the crane-shaped one is the third, how about?" Qin Shousheng pointed at the three copper plates in his palm.
"How to catch it? There are convex patterns. Whoever catches it first will be the boss?" Liu Rusheng questioned.
"Or, Shousheng, throw it into the air, let's fight together!" Xia Jian smiled a little lewdly. Hehe, of course I am the fastest in terms of speed, hehe, I have been keeping an eye on the position of the boss. Xia Jian's spiritual sense has long been locked on the dragon-shaped copper plate.
"Okay! Then I'll throw it away!" Qin Shousheng held three copper plates in his palm and said.
"Yes!" Qin Shousheng also covered his spiritual sense on the dragon-shaped copper plate.
"Are you ready? I'm going to start throwing, one, two--." Qin Shousheng made a gesture of preparation to throw, while Xia Jian and Liu Rusheng were trying it out quickly.
In secret, Qin Shousheng quietly wiped out the spiritual consciousness attached to the dragon-shaped copper plate of Xia Jian and Liu Rusheng quietly.
"Three!" As soon as Qin Shousheng finished speaking, two copper plates were thrown into the air. Qin Shousheng used the last dragon-shaped copper plate and threw one out a little later.
The cultivator has such great strength. From the moment the two were thrown in the air, Xia Jian and Liu Rusheng jumped into the air. The two of them snatched a copper plate.
"Not this one!" Xia Jian said intimately, throwing the tiger-shaped copper plate into the air again. Xia Jian's purpose was to give the boss a look, and he looked at the second brother Xia Jian.
When Qin Shousheng threw out the third copper plate, that is, the dragon-shaped copper plate, the force was much smaller. As soon as Qin Shousheng threw it out, he followed closely behind the copper plate with his body skills.
Qin Shousheng's eyes were filled with thief light, looking at the dragon-shaped copper plate that was only three feet away from him, and stretched out his hand: "Hehe! I am the one who is the boss. This boss not only needs strength, but the most important thing is to rely on wisdom haha." He was sighing in his heart how clever his methods were just now. When Qin Shousheng was about to grab the copper plate in the air, the copper plate disappeared in the air, and Qin Shousheng was stunned in the air.
"Hehe! You want to be the boss with just your little trick? I have fully demonstrated my strength to be the boss." Xia Jian relied on teleportation and snatched the copper plate away the moment Qin Shousheng was about to grab the copper plate and landed steadily on the ground.
Xia Jian clamped the dragon-shaped copper plate with his middle finger and index finger against Qin Shousheng who was stunned in the air and Liu Rusheng who was looking through the two copper plates in his hand, saying, "Call me, listen, hahaha..." Xia Jian's lewd laughter sounded from the open space outside the town.
"Why are you standing there? Why didn't you catch a copper plate? I'm here to give you one." Liu Rusheng threw a crane-shaped copper plate to Qin Shousheng and said.
Qin Shousheng took the copper plate like a conditioned reflex and felt very depressed: "How could it be like this? I became the third brother? Why do you say that I am better than Liu Rusheng, I became the third brother like this. God is unfair! If I had known it would be fair, I would have thrown them all, even if I didn't snatch the dragon-shaped copper plate, there should be no problem with the tiger-shaped copper plate! Even Liu Rusheng is worthy of snatching me? If he dares to snatch me, I promise to make him a 'beggar'. Alas! Now I can't steal chickens, but I will lose rice."
"Come on! Arrange it, let's burn yellow paper? Cut the chicken's heads? No need for these, just testify to the heavens and the earth as a matchmaker! Bah! Bah! Isn't it marriage? Let's swear together." Xia Jian said to Liu Rusheng and Qin Shousheng with some slander.
The three of them stood in a row, pointing at the crescent moon in the sky and solemnly said, "I have no kindness today."
"I, Liu Rusheng."
"I, Qin Shousheng."
"The three of them voluntarily interpreted as brothers of different surnames. They do not seek to be born on the same day of the same year, month of the same month, but seek to die on the same day of the same year. Today, they refer to the moon as evidence. If there is any violation of our situation, we are willing to suffer the pain of the inner demons until the soul flies and dissipates!" Xia Jian and the other two said in unison.
"Boss!" Liu Rusheng and Qin Shousheng clasped their hands and politely spoke to Xia Jian.
"Second brother, third brother! I-I-I-I finally found the organization." Xia Jian patted the two of them on the shoulders and said in a mixed manner.
“….”
The three gangsters finally met here. This is the "yd trio" that is popular among the cultivation stars in the future. The three of them will make the cultivation stars frantic and have no peace at all! These are all things that will not be mentioned later.
Chapter completed!