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54. It's all me!

Xia Yi opened his eyes and saw a strange yet familiar ceiling.

Strange because we haven’t seen each other for a long time, familiar because we’ve seen each other before.

This is the ceiling of his bedroom, and he is back to reality.

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Xia Yi sat up and rubbed his head, feeling that he had had a long, long dream.

The sunshine outside the window was strong, the cicadas' noisy cries echoed among the trees, and the air conditioner made a whirring sound.

"Brother, wake up!" The door opened with a click, and a girl of twelve or thirteen years old poked her head in.

"I'm so tired that I need a kiss to get up." Xia Yi leaned back and lay on the bed.

The girl was stunned, let go of her hand for a long time, and ran to the kitchen: "Grandma, my brother is crazy!"

Xia Yi waited on the bed for a long time, but did not receive the familiar good morning kiss.

He sighed.

I'm single again.

Hugging the quilt, Xia Yi didn't want to think about it.

"I heard that you won't get up until I'm kissed?"

Xia Yi's grandma Liu Hong walked into the room. She smiled evilly: "Grandma is here to kiss you."

Xia Yi immediately jumped up from the bed: "Sisi is talking nonsense, I didn't!"

"I'm not talking nonsense!" Xia Sisi poked her head out from behind her grandma and said angrily.

"Okay, go wash your face and brush your teeth." Liu Hong was anxious to see her fried ham and pulled her granddaughter out of the room.

Xia Yi got dressed, went to the sink, picked up a toothbrush, and applied toothpaste.

His movements were unfamiliar because he hadn't brushed his teeth or washed his face for a long time.

Mud has cleansing properties. He only needs to bury his face in the mud and take a sip to solve the problem.

Because of his lack of skill, the toothbrush poked his cheek. He covered his mouth and looked aside, ready to cry, but there was no one around him.

Throwing the toothbrush into the trash can, Xia Yi rinsed his mouth with water, wiped his face briefly, and came to the restaurant.

Liu Hong served the bread, fried eggs and ham. Now she had time to teach Xia Yi a lesson.

"You are shameless, and you want your sister to kiss you. You know how to be in heat, but don't you know how to find a girlfriend!" Liu Hong stared at Xia Yi and cursed.

Not only did I find a girlfriend, I also gave birth to a bunch of children. Xia Yi lowered his head and ate the bread.

"That's right!" Xia Sisi saw the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal.

Xia Yi kicked her, but Liu Hong couldn't see it because of the table.

Xia Sisi immediately fought back, but she was no match for Xia Yi. Both of her stretched out legs were clamped by Xia Yi's legs, making her unable to move.

The girl could only stop and bite the bread fiercely.

Liu Hong continued to nag: "The big dragon next door has had two pregnancies, and you haven't even had a girlfriend yet. Are you going to piss me off to death?"

Xia Yi pretended not to hear and ate breakfast quickly.

"You shouldn't have trusted that Taoist nun at that time," Liu Hong gritted her teeth as she thought of the past, "otherwise your sister Xiaoyu would have been the best, and I would have arranged her for you a long time ago!"

Sister Xiaoyu had a blind date the year before last and just got married this year.

"What Taoist nun?" Xia Yi asked curiously.

"You're a liar!" Liu Hong was very resentful. "I took you to a settlement when you were a child. She said that you were in trouble and would get entangled with many fierce women. If you weren't careful, your life would be in danger!"

"Do you believe this?" Xia Yi shook his head. Old people are easily deceived by such words.

"She looks like a human being. People from all over the country said she was accurate. Didn't I just believe her? She didn't even talk about women at the beginning, she talked about women. She kept using weird words one after another. I

I was fooled by her!" Liu Hong's face turned red with anger.

"What does that have to do with you not arranging Sister Xiaoyu for me?" Xia Yi was not reluctant to leave Sister Xiaoyu, but just out of curiosity.

"Don't you want to step on several boats? How could I harm others?" Liu Hong turned to look at Xia Sisi, feeling a little guilty towards Xia Yi.

"..."

"The Taoist nun is still alive now. I heard that she rarely tells fortunes, but everyone who has been there can tell her accurately. She must be a fortune teller!"

If the Taoist nun hadn't always been very accurate, Liu Hong wouldn't have done anything to help her grandson.

Although this guy is a little dull, his appearance and character are not bad. As long as she sets him up, he can still find a girlfriend?

Now that she has all the resources at hand, she has a man, so she missed the opportunity!

Liu Hong became angry again after thinking about it: "She told me that she has a nose and eyes, and she also said that the first boat you stepped on was named Ni!"

The bread in Xia Yi's hand fell on the table, and the ham inside rolled in front of Xia Sisi.

Xia Sisi picked up the ham with quick eyes and hands, stuffed it into her mouth, and looked at Xia Yi provocatively.

Xia Yi asked grandma: "Where does that Taoist nun live?"

"It's in the village next to our hometown," Liu Hong looked at Xia Yi worriedly, "Are you going to find her to settle accounts? No, grandma will introduce you to another one."

Xia Yi responded perfunctorily.

In the afternoon, he got on the bus to the countryside and drove around for an hour before arriving at the place.

Liu Hong did not tell him the specific location. He asked a woman:

"Auntie, I heard that there is a very spiritual Taoist nun in your village..."

Before Xia Yi finished speaking, the woman rushed to say: "She went back to the Taoist temple in the morning."

Xia Yi hurriedly asked which Taoist temple it was, but the woman didn't know, and the Taoist nun didn't say.

In case Xia Yi didn't believe it, the woman led him to the house where the Taoist nun had lived. The house was locked and there was no one inside.

Xia Yi could only go back the same way.



In the room, a Taoist nun and a woman with green hair were playing chess, each holding black and white pieces.

"He came to see me." The Taoist nun looked outside the house and said to the green-haired woman.

"It's because I came to find you." The green-haired woman dropped the black hair in her hand.

"No, how can you be jealous of this?" The Taoist nun dropped the white piece and frowned at the green-haired woman.

"It's just a more accurate explanation of the situation."

"He's going to be intimate with all kinds of weirdos in the future. Why aren't you jealous?"

"Those are all my incarnations, and they are essentially myself."

The green-haired woman looked at the paper lantern next to her. On the paper lantern, the figure of the sludge monster seemed to be moving.

"Hmph, you are using your own clone to NTR yourself!"

The Taoist nun fell heavily, a little annoyed that she couldn't make the other party angry.

The green-haired woman did not answer this sentence.

The Taoist nun was unwilling to fail and provoked again: "Maybe another woman will appear in the middle and snatch him away."

"The red rope of fate is here."

"If the red rope is really useful, why do you still need me to fool his grandma?"

"You are also the help brought by the red rope."

The Taoist nun was speechless.

She changed the subject: "He has used up all the lives you gave him, and you won't help him replenish them? What if a strange creature suddenly appears and kills him?"

"Before, the effect of the red rope was not obvious, but now it is no longer needed."

The green-haired woman dropped her sunspot and smiled: "I won."
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