Chapter 197 Li Wenzai on Fire(1/2)
Thanks to the Demon Brothers for their support, but Shengyan could see it but couldn't eat it. It was so painful!
Also, please collect it. Poor Shengyan. The collection data is too bleak, and it can't even get a forced recommendation!
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The second night of survival in the wild finally passed by Li Wenzai's resentment.
The passing of this night means the end of this outdoor survival training. Almost all the students cheered loudly!
"It's finally over, and I'm going crazy if I don't end!"
"I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry, hurry up and give it to me! I want to have burgers, fried chicken, and steak!"
"I want to take a shower! If I don't take a shower for two days, my body will be stinking!"
"I think it's tormenting what kind of survival in the wild!"
"Who said that I feel like I'm here for an outing and camping. I've eaten barbecue every day, or I've eaten mushroom soup, fish soup, and wild vegetable soup, all of which are delicious. I'll come again if I have the chance in the future."
As soon as Yi Rongrong finished speaking, she suddenly felt countless eyes falling on her body, with deep resentment.
"Do you think anyone has the ability of Li Wenzai?"
"You are a omnipotent person! Don't compare us normal people with omnipotent people!"
"I can't eat enough, sleep well, and I'm bitten by mosquitoes every day. I've been tortured for two days! You actually eat barbecue and drink fish soup and mushroom soup for dinner, which makes me so angry!"
The eight girls, Qin Ying and Han Xue, were in very good condition, especially the six of Yi Rongrong and the others. Although the tent was washed away by water, it was a blessing in disguise and he never suffered again.
When they gathered again, many students were in a mess, which was a gimmick.
"Standing at attention! Take a break!" Lei Zheng walked in front of the five thousand students' array, his eyes swept over. The students did not dare to look at his eyes, but felt that his eyes were as sharp as a sword, very dazzling.
Until his eyes fell on Li Wenzai, Li Wenzai looked at him with a faint smile, his eyes soft, and he was not afraid of Lei Zheng's sharp gaze at all.
This made Lei Zheng very appreciative. After inspecting the student phalanx, Lei Zheng held a loud speaker and whispered: "To be honest, most of you have disappointed us in the past two days! You don't even have the most basic ability to take care of yourself and be independent! You are already nineteen years old! Do you know what your age in ancient times mean? It means that you have already married and have children, and your son may be able to make a fuss!"
Boom~~! The students burst into laughter.
But Lei Zheng's eyes swept over and the laughter quickly disappeared.
"You can actually laugh! You, come out!" Lei Zheng shouted at a strong boy.
The boy left the list, and Lei Zheng asked, "What have you eaten these two days?"
"Bread." The boy whispered.
"High sound, I can't hear it!" Lei Zheng roared.
"Bread!" The boy's voice amplified a lot.
"Are you a girl? Why can't I hear your voice?" Lei Zheng shouted viciously.
The boy blushed and pulled his neck and shouted, "I've eaten bread!"
Lei Zheng immediately asked, "I ate a bread in two days. Haven't you found something to eat by yourself? There are a lot of things you can eat in the forest, such as wild game, wild fruits, wild vegetables, fish in the stream, etc."
"I can't hunt wild game, I can't tell whether wild fruits and wild vegetables are poisonous, and I dare not eat them casually; I went to catch fish, but before I caught the mountain torrent, I came."
"After listening to your words, I finally summed up two words: incompetence!"
The boy stared at Lei Zheng angrily, obviously dissatisfied with Lei Zheng's evaluation of him like this.
Lei Zheng said to him: "Do you know how Li Wenzai came here in the past two days?"
The boy was not near Li Wenzai, so he didn't know, so he shook his head directly. Lei Zheng looked at the other students and asked, "Do you want to know how Li Wenzai came here in the past two days?"
"Think~!" They were really curious.
Then Lei Zheng waved his hand and a screening car drove over and stopped in front of the students, starting to play the edited images.
Inside, Li Wenzai used the dagger as a flying knife to shoot poisonous snakes and hares, stewed snake soup, and roasted hares. Then he caught fish in the stream, cooked fish soup, and made grilled fish; stored dry firewood in the tree hole before heavy rain; picked mushrooms after the rain, and worked with some boys to hunt wild boars; this morning he dug wild vegetables to make wild vegetable soup and barbecue.
The scenes made the students' eyes straight.
This guy is too evil! Their survival in the wild is a burden, they can't eat well, and they can't sleep well; Li Wenzai and the others are just coming for an outing and camping!
Yi Rongrong and the others were lucky in disguise, which attracted the envy of many girls. If they had known that they would have thrown away the tent and went to join Li Wenzai.
"I'm showing you these videos to make you realize how big the gap between you and the outstanding people of your peers! Don't you think you are the best among your peers? Now, do you still think so?"
The boy said unconvincedly: "Li Wenzai is an exception, he is a **. The majority of ordinary people in this world are just an individual case."
The other boys and girls also showed expressions of agreement.
Lei Zheng shook his head in disappointment and said, "It seems that my expectations for you are wrong. Since that's the case, then you will continue to be intoxicated by being the best and immersed in the excellence compared to those who are worse than you. I have nothing to say." After that, he turned around and left.
Five thousand students stared at each other, at a loss.
Li Wenzai was smiling bitterly, what is Lei Zheng doing? Isn’t this to make himself hated by those 4,999 people? Now he will definitely be isolated by them.
"Li Wenzai, you are in trouble." Han Xue said gloatingly beside her.
Li Wenzai rolled his eyes. This girl's conscience was very bad.
In fact, Lei Zheng's words did cause great shock to these students! Indeed, they were indeed intoxicated by the halo of being admitted to the Royal Academy of the Dazhen Empire, and they were the best among their peers.
But the survival of the wild these two days also made them know what helplessness means, what stare is, what blindness means, what hunger means, and what suffering means!
Compared with Li Wenzai, who is very skilled, meticulous and knowledgeable, they really have nothing to be proud of.
As for saying that Li Wenzai is a monster, this excuse is indeed very good, but it also shows that they are shrinking and admitting defeat in the face of stronger people.
The political commissar came over and said with a smile: "Don't blame Captain Lei for being rude. He really has great expectations for you. He hopes that you can become the best people and become the pillar of the future of the Dazhen Empire. This is the deep love and the responsibilities. I hope you can understand Captain Lei's painstaking efforts and make yourself stronger in your future study and life. Take a day off today, have a tomorrow, and hold a training party the day after tomorrow. Of course, this training party needs to be held by you yourself. If you need it, go to Director Cheng of the Logistics Department, and he will disband to meet your needs!"
There was no cheer, and everyone was silently returning to the dormitory.
When everyone looked at Li Wenzai, their eyes were very complicated. They admired and dissatisfied, angry and hated, admired and loved.
Li Wenzai pretended to be really back to the dormitory, and was stared at by so many emotionally complicated gazes, which was even more sad than facing countless fans!
After taking a refreshing shower, Li Wenzai felt so comfortable in bed!
The classmates in the same dormitory also sighed with satisfaction when lying on the bed. They have been sleeping outside in the tent these two days, so they are so worried that they are uncomfortable and restless. They are still comfortable in the bed.
Since there is a training party the day after tomorrow, all the matters need to be handled by the students themselves, the students organized themselves based on their respective departments and selected the director to coordinate all aspects of the matter. The position was finally assigned to a girl named Changsun Mingming.
Changsun is clearly a goddess at the top of the academic level and is very outstanding, but this field training exposed some of her weaknesses, which made her wish she could not admit defeat.
Changsun Mingming exercised the rights of the director and quickly arranged the division of labor.
First of all, the program is statistical. Because time is limited, it is impossible to select one by one, so the program reported must be reliable.
"Li Wenzai, you must have a show. How about singing a song?"
Li Wenzai said readily: "No problem, just sing!"
"Okay, happy!"
Li Wenzai's eyes rolled and said, "I can write a sketch, which requires two men and one woman. Whoever you want to act, come and register, and then I will guide the rehearsal. If no one wants to act, then pretend I didn't say it."
Immediately, many boys and girls stood up and expressed their willingness. Li Wenzai chose two boys who were somewhat similar to Fan Wei and Zhao Benshan and from the Northeast, and a girl from rural areas of Northeast China.
Li Wenzai quickly wrote this sketch. This sketch is a trilogy of selling tricks. Li Wenzai was reluctant to give up the last two, so he simply combined the three sketches into one, just taking up more time.
The students are really versatile, and many of them are very good at applying makeup. After changing into clothes borrowed from the art troupe, the girl in charge of makeup put on the three of them, the three young students became a middle-aged couple and a chubby husband.
Looking at the three of them, many students laughed first.
And when Li Wenzai instructed them to perform the sketch in a complete and smooth manner, the students who were the audience laughed and silly.
"Ouch! No, my stomach hurts so much that I laughed. I can't laugh anymore! Damn, why can't I help it? Haha~~~!"
"I'm so laughing! Li Wenzai's sketch is so funny, and the three of them act well!"
"Li Wenzai is so talented! He used to know that he was good at writing books, drawing comics, and singing, but he didn't know that the sketches he wrote were so classic! It was so funny!"
These students laughed in a slight way, and some boys even crawled under the table.
"Since that's the case, then our Chinese Department will report Li Wenzai's solo and this sketch. Li Wenzai, what's the name of this sketch?"
"Selling Trilogy."
With effective coordination and division of labor, before going to bed at night, I finally drafted a list of programs, speakers, costumes and props, and I also negotiated with the art troupe, waiting for the training party the day after tomorrow to begin.
However, before this, you must complete tomorrow's exercise.
The so-called knowing how to do it is the display of their military training results by each class.
After a day of fucking, Li Wenzai's class finally won the third place. Although he was a little unconvinced, he was much better than his own class, whether he was walking in a stairs, in a straight line, or in a military boxing.
After the meeting, five thousand students lined up. Lei Zheng stood on the platform and looked down at these heroic boys and girls, shouting loudly: "I can only say that you are not satisfied with your performance today. I hope you are not proud and complacent, and work hard to enrich yourself in the future and make yourself stronger! Tell me, do you have confidence that you have more than Li Wenzai?"
Li Wenzai was shocked, and this guy made fun of me again!
"Yes!" The sound is like thunder, and the sound shook the whole field!
All the students' fighting spirit was ignited, and Li Wenzai could even see their eyes burning with flames, and many people looked at Li Wenzai.
Lei Zheng asked with a smile: "Li Wenzai, do you have any thoughts now?"
Li Wenzai smiled bitterly and said, "The Emperor of Ancient Rome - Alex [Pressure] is a great mountain."
As soon as they finished speaking, a burst of laughter suddenly rang out. However, they were indeed very impressed by Li Wenzai, and they just spoke a very interesting idiom.
To be continued...