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Chapter 139 Home Alone Released!

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Liu Yumei snorted and said, "I will settle the score with you later." After that, she turned around and left.

At this time, a fat man with a slightly plump and a little vulgar look came over and laughed: "Li Wenzai, right? My name is Du Yuan. You can vomit blood from Mu Tianshang's sissy anger, which is so exciting!"

Li Wenzai was overjoyed, and there were indeed people who agreed with what my brother did!

"It turns out to be Brother Du Yuan. As expected, he is as good as his name. I'm lucky to meet him." Li Wenzai said with a smile.

As his name is! After Du Yuan was slightly stunned, his mouth twitched and his eyes twitched. No wonder Mu Tianshang vomited blood. When he heard these four words, he also had the urge to vomit blood.

However, Du Yuan was stronger than Mu Tianshang and said with a smile: "Li Wenzai, you are really good at joking. I especially like your "Detective Conan", but unfortunately it was banned from serialization. Those officials of the General Administration of Press and Publication of the Dazhen Empire are really shit!"

He said the last two words very lightly. If Li Wenzai had not had a good hearing, he would not have heard them even if he was so close.

"By the way, have you ever thought about drawing a passionate comic that makes people feel excited after reading it, and wish you could transform into the protagonist by yourself."

Li Wenzai looked at Du Yuan in surprise, and unexpectedly this fat man liked this type of thing. He nodded and said, "I have already drawn a copy to read Dazhen comics. I think it will not take long to serialize it."

Du Yuan's eyes lit up: "Really! Can you tell me what theme it is? Then reveal the plot a little to me, so that I can enjoy it."

"The subject matter is fantasy. The story takes place in a virtual world, and the world is prevalent in alchemy. The protagonist is a pair of brothers. The story starts with the fact that they want to use alchemy to revive their mother but make themselves useless."

Li Wenzai said this, but he pointed out the attractiveness of steelmaking, which made Du Yuan excited and anxious. He really felt a little scratching his head, like a monkey.

"Okay, don't think about it anymore. I won't say much anymore. It will be serialized in a while, and it will be the same when you are watching it." After saying that, he ignored Du Yuan, who was depressed, walked aside with the three beautiful girls, and the premiere was about to begin.

All that should be coming has arrived, and the hall is already shining with stars.

Compared with today's premiere, Li Lingzhen's premiere was so simple. There is no way, Li Lingzhen is a newcomer and has no connections. It's already great that she can do that.

"Everyone welcomes you to attend the premiere of "Home Imposses". I am Liu Yumei, the director of the movie. I believe that many of the people present know me. Now, I will introduce to you all the colleagues in the crew."

Yes, what Li Wenzai gave Liu Yumei was the leader of the little kid. Of course, it was the little kid with the background of the Dazhen Empire. The most attractive ones were of course the starring Li Moer and two stupid thieves.

I don’t know where Liu Yumei found two stupid thieves. The one who played the role of Harry on Earth in his previous life really had the taste of Harry. She was very sinister when she laughed. The actor who played Ma Fu in his previous life looked silly, and the two of them felt very funny when they stood there.

After introducing the three starring actors, they are some important supporting roles and crew members.

Seeing that Liu Yumei had not introduced the screenwriter for a long time, some reporters suddenly discovered that this link seemed to be somewhat similar to the previous premiere of Li Lingzhen’s movie!

Their heart suddenly moved, could it be?!

Liu Yumei smiled and said, "It seems that some journalists have already guessed, so I won't keep it. Now, please invite the movie screenwriter Li Wenzai!"

"It's really Li Wenzai!"

"I'll just say that Li Wenzai and Binghe Audio and Video Group cooperate so closely, so Liu Yumei's script was naturally written by Li Wenzai."

Li Wenzai walked onto the stage and greeted the reporters: "Hi, friends from journalists, we're meeting again."

"Li Wenzai, have you signed a contract with Binghe Audio and Video Group? If not, do you have the intention to sign a contract with which entertainment company?"

"As you know, I'm just a partnership with Glacier Video Group. And I don't have the idea of ​​signing a contract with any entertainment company, because I prefer to be more free."

"Li Wenzai, a reporter photographed you having a relationship with the three beautiful girls from Girls' Generation**. What is your relationship with them?"

"Classmate, good friend, you also know that we are in the same school and in the same class, and we are even at the same deskmate with Ren Yingying."

It’s not that Li Wenzai doesn’t have the courage to admit it, but it’s not yet time. When he has the ability to set rules, it’s more appropriate to admit that the relationship with the three beautiful girls is more appropriate. Now admitting that it will only bring trouble to himself and the three of them, and may even hurt them.

After answering a few more questions, Li Wenzai hurriedly said: "Okay, everyone, today is the premiere of Little Killer. Please don't pay too much attention to my private life."

Then everyone in the entire crew interacted with some fans and revealed some behind-the-scenes footage during the shooting, and there was a burst of laughter in the hall.

"I announced that the premiere of Little Imperial Household is over perfectly. Now please go to the cinema and we will hold the premiere of Little Imperial Household. I believe that this movie will definitely bring you laughter and happiness."

This time it was a comedy, so the three beautiful girls were naturally not afraid, so they bought a lot of snacks and then found a seat to prepare it.

When Li Wenzai first watched this movie, he went to the video hall to watch it at night in high school. The video hall was very simple at that time, with seven or eight rows of benches, a TV and a VCD forming the video hall.

Generally speaking, the first half of the night is played with serious videos. But in the second half of the night, someone asked the boss for pornographic videos to play some obscene American videos.

At that time, the love action movies of the island country were not popular in China, and Americans did not have profound research on this aspect. From beginning to end, they were just one man and one woman, or more men and one woman, or more difficult women, or more men and more women, or more men and more women were doing the most primitive human behavior there.

But that still shocked the teenager who was in adolescence and was still very ignorant of sex.

Of course, what gives people the most profound is naturally the huge treasures of Westerners. Some black babies are even thicker than adult women, which is simply donkey goods!

Until one day, a couple went to the video hall, but in the end the teenagers who were stimulated by obscene videos could not bear the stimulation and actually gave the young woman a chance!

This incident had a great negative impact at that time. Under the dual pressure of public opinion and superior leaders, the public security department took quick action and seized almost all video halls.

Later, the wind passed, and the video hall opened, but with the rise of Internet cafes, the video hall eventually declined and disappeared.

Li Wenzai only went there that time and watched three serious scammers, namely Uncle Ninth's Mr. Zombie, Stephen Chow's American Journey and this Little Owner! Macaulaykin was only six years old at the time, and he was a very cute little guy, but unfortunately he grew up disabled when he grew up.

I remember that the video hall was filled with laughter, and the two stupid thieves left a deep impression on people.

Li Wenzai admired the screenwriter very much at the time. He could have thought of so many strange mechanisms. Harry was burned to a bald head by fire, Ma Fu had a nail after barefoot, and then he was smashed away by a paint bucket, etc.

One by one, each of them was so troubled that they were dying of ecstasy.

Nowadays, in addition to the original mechanisms, Li Wenzai also imagined some mechanisms that were not worse than the original ones. He chose the right ones to join.

Anyway, those two stupid thieves are very solid and will never die no matter how hard they are.

"Haha~~! I'm so laughing to death. Those two thieves are so stupid!"

"Puff~~! Sorry, I didn't mean it, who made such a funny plot happen when I was eating."

"My stomach hurts so much. I can't laugh anymore. If I smile again, my belly will break. Puff, haha~~~!"

The entire screening room was filled with joy, and laughter came one after another, endlessly.

"Ah~~! Come quickly, help me! His trachea was stuck in his penis by popcorn!" A woman suddenly screamed.

When Li Wenzai heard the scream, he immediately smiled bitterly. Why do you have to have something happen every time? Trouble!

Li Wenzai knew first aid and soon let the man spit out the popcorn stuck in the trachea, which made everyone feel relieved.
Chapter completed!
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