Chapter ninety-fifth of the misfortune
After coming out of the space channel, perhaps because of the guilty thief, Chen Yi did not appear in Lingmeng, but in Yongyuanting.
Well! Anyway, Yonglin and the others have moved now, and now only Emperor Yinban lives here. Although Emperor Yinban occasionally goes to Chen Yi's place, he still runs around here most of the time, so Chen Yi is not worried about meeting Emperor Yinban.
However, when Chen Yi came to the lost bamboo forest, he suddenly thought of the most critical place.
It seems that Kaguya and Mei Hong both have an immortal body that can be repaired no matter what kind of injury...
In this case, Chen Yi's face looked like hell. Since any injury can be repaired, then the chastity... cough, chastity injury...
Damn! This time, he really broke his father. Chen Yi simply sat on the ground and touched his chin and remembered. After returning from time travel, if he had an agreement with Meihong and Kaguya...
It seems that many unethical otakus have this kind of dream...
Chen Yi, who was too YY, directly called melon seeds to his face. What were you thinking? Before that, I was not braised into ashes by my sister, or tied to the lab table by the angry Yonglin.
Lord God! ‘Slot Machine!’
【As the host wishes…】
A slot machine gradually turned from virtual to solid, slowly appeared in front of Chen Yi...
boom--
I'll pull it!?
Chen Yi was immediately shocked by the sudden fireball and five-color barrage. Damn it, the man has already been found...
Chen Yi, who was lying on the ground, felt a faint sadness. He had clearly run to the most remote place in the lost bamboo forest.
"Oh! Good morning, sister Hong Kaguya, have you had a meal? Why don't I invite you to have a meal?" Chen Yi, who stood up, understood when he looked at Emperor Inaba who was smiling beside Kaguya. It must be the way this rabbit led!
"I don't have to worry about this. After all, I just ate mixed soup with Meihong, so I'm not hungry yet..."
At this time, Chen Yi could already imagine that if he went back now, he would be able to see the mysterious scene of the murder scene in his room.
Then Chen Yi raised his eyebrows and said that the clothes that Mei Hong wore seemed to be in the same style as Kaguya.
Well! Anyway, the two of them are about the same height and figure, and wearing each other's clothes is nothing. Chen Yi completely chose to forget why Mei Hong would wear Kaguya clothes...
"However, I didn't expect that Chen Yi was such a person. He ate it all and then put on his pants and planned to flash it. It's really ruthless. I clearly remember what happened last night." Kaguya said slowly.
What he said made Chen Yi blush, and he looked at the flames on Meihong's hands, so he went on the same front.
"Well..., please don't worry about this unfortunate thing. I will definitely take responsibility for you to the end! We will never do such unethical things!" Chen Yi said with a passionate tone.
"Hmph!" Meihong snorted coldly and pointed to the 'slot machine' on the side, "Then what do you want to do now? As expected, I'll burn you, a scumbag..."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh? Meihong, don't suddenly speak such a terrible tone. After all, our thousand-year friendship cannot be as thin as that layer of thinness... Cough cough cough!"
As he said that, Chen Yi thought of another key point, "But then again, why did you appear in my room? By the way, when I was asleep, I was obviously the only one in it..."
As Chen Yi said, he hit his palm with a sudden enlightenment expression, and raised his eyebrows with a rather obscene look, "I understand! Could it be your night... I'm going to slap it!"
The flames and five-colored barrage hit Chen Yi overwhelmed, submerging Chen Yi in it...
"You guy is so narcissistic! It's obviously caused by that woman Kaguya, who would attack you as a bastard!!"
The flames were even more fierce.
"I'm really an irresponsible person. Do you just want to erase the responsibilities just by just one sentence?"
The five-color barrage is not bad at all compared to the flame rain.
Then the two competed...
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"Ahem! I'm here." Chen Yi grabbed the ear of Emperor Yina who was trying to escape. Ya! This black-bellied rabbit must not let go. Chen Yi just glanced at the camera in her hand. While calling back Kaguya and Meihong's attention, Chen Yi snatched the camera in her hand and buckled the film...
Emperor Yinba's ears immediately closed down weakly, "I have already found something that can threaten you..."
Chen Yi's brow trembled, and he had a bad premonition, "Rabbit! You..."
Damn it! No! Emperor Yinao cursed in his heart, just as he was about to find some reason to make excuses...
"Oh! Emperor Yinban! Where is the big news you are talking about? If it weren't for the big news you are talking about, I wouldn't have lent my beloved camera to you... Ah!? Retreat! The Wind God Girl!" Seeing Emperor Yinban caught by Chen Yi and the sniper rifle that had been taken out, Wenwen suddenly felt something was wrong and immediately turned around to bring about a turbulent flow.
Emperor Inaba, who had a bitter face, "Oh! Emperor (my pet, bastard rabbit) Do you want to explain something?"
At some point, Kaguya and Meihong also gathered around. After all, the fewer people know about some things, the better...
"Master...Master...Master, I was forced by that paparazzi Tendo. Do you believe it?" Emperor Inaba, who was shrouded in three shadows, trembled.
"Ahh! You are my pet, why don't I believe you?" Kaguya's sleeves covered her mouth, and who knew how evil the smile was under her... "I remember I got a few unopened shaking from Kazuko not long ago [Wow——]. Do you want to try it?"
An undeniable tone...
"Ahhhh! Master, don't!!"
A miserable scream came from the bamboo forest, causing Wenwen, who was planning to kill someone to fight back, to turn around and fly away immediately...
"Well! Kaguya, you wouldn't really plan to do this, right?" Tatsuya looked at Emperor Inaba tied aside.
"Of course, I have played a lot of games in this area recently, so of course I have to try it." Kaguya said naturally, "Besides, she is my pet, so it doesn't matter if she does anything..."
"Shameless woman." Meihong said disdainfully, still resenting Kaguya's drugging incident last night.
"I'm shameless." Kaguya looked like you misunderstood, "You must know that Turkey, that's what you looked like last night..."
"Ahem! Let's not talk about this." Chen Yi quickly interrupted.
"Okay, since the matter has happened, I will accept your statement." Kaguya's face turned solemn, "You must know that I am a princess. Since you want to be responsible, just kick the turkey beside me. You must know that I have just been playing the game "Hi Zai Zang"..."
Is this a threat? It is definitely a threat!
"Kaya, you woman, do you want to die?" Mei Hong was immediately dissatisfied when she heard Kaguya's words. What does it mean to kick her?
"Hey! Kaguya, this is too unkind, I said I'm responsible for you." Chen Yi deliberately emphasized your words.
"Well! That's right, if you kick this turkey quickly, I'd better let Yonglin dissect you directly. After all, I look down on this kind of ruthless man the most." Kaguya smiled, "Then let this turkey be a little..."
"Be your little sister! Kaguya!" Meihong decisively tied up with Kaguya again. The originally elegant temperament on Kaguya's face was like a breathless balloon...
Chen Yi had an ache expression on his face, not because of the two beautiful girls fighting each other in front of him, but because...
[Ding! The host has not started to select the world after the limited time. The world with the highest probability will be automatically selected, with a countdown of 60...]
Damn it!
Chen Yi looked sadly at "Suzumiya Haruhi's Melancholy" which had risen to 50% on the "Slot Machine" and felt aching tightly.
Your mother! I have only traveled through time once, and the probability has doubled. Isn’t it 100% next time!?
Daddy!!!
Lord God! Let’s discuss, can it be lifted now?
【Impossible!!】
...
He is more killer than me, Chen Yi took out the invitation letter...
No matter what, the leader can delay for a while. Although there is absolutely no threat to Chen Yi except the few Nagato, if the leader suddenly gets crazy, Chen Yi will die...
"Don't fight anymore, I'm going to travel through time again!"
"I (I) want to go too!" The disheveled girls Hong and Kaguya immediately stopped fighting.
"Why are you fighting with me? Go and be your little one, just wait at home..."
...
Looking at Kaguya and Mei Hong who were quarreling, Chen Yi rubbed his head, "Master God, can I bring people here when I travel through time?"
【Yes, but the power of the people brought cannot exceed the host, and the number cannot exceed five people】
“Is this invitation okay?”
【Replica requires single pass…】
Damn it...
"Well! I said, don't beat me anymore. Although I can take people there, I'm afraid I can't do it this time." Chen Yi said.
"Why!" × 2
"Because I was pitted by a big egg again, so next time, I will definitely..." Chen Yi explained.
"I really doubt that you did it on purpose..."
"I always feel like you've hidden something..."
"Ah haha! How is that possible? Next time! I will definitely take you there next time." Chen Yi said haha.
【6…5…】
Chen Yi crushed the invitation letter in his hand, and his body began to fade...
"By the way!" Chen Yi, who had not completely disappeared, suddenly spoke up, "By the way, you both have immortal bodies that can repair all physical injuries, is that..."
Chen Yi was instantly overwhelmed by the overwhelming barrage...
If you have sex, you will never come back!!!
The last sentence Chen Yi heard before he disappeared.
Well! It's all caused by a slut...
Chapter completed!