The short sitcom drama "Breakfast Stand Couple Crosstalk Group" of Mr. Xiaobai has officially begun.

Everyone stared at her eyes. Zhang Tan had already quietly picked up his phone and recorded the video. When he heard Xiaobai say he wanted to imitate her uncle and aunt, he instinctively felt that there was a melon to eat.

Liuliu also quietly raised his watch and turned on the video recording function.

Her little abacus was clattering, and maybe she could use this to threaten Xiaobai to call her master in the future.

"Teacher, tell them not to record videos."

Xiaobai is always prepared for others. Liuliu just sticks out her butt and she knows what she wants to do, but she never holds her fart back.

Teacher Song immediately reminded everyone to put away their phones quickly, oh no, it’s a watch.

Liuliu was reluctant, but had to listen to the teacher.

Xiaobai brewed for a while and quickly entered the role. She saw her left hand swinging round and shouted: "Add the scallion and coriander by yourself! Move the flour up quickly, Lao Bai - you are lazy again, you are criticizing melons!!!"

While roaring, her saliva flew around, and Liuliu and Xiaonian quickly stood a little further.

Xiaobai performed the irritable version of Malanhua. He got angry in the pancake fruit shop early in the morning and yelled at Lao Bai every day.

Then, she jumped away and turned into Bai Jianping.

His whole temperament suddenly changed. The irritable Lao Ma just now had no shadow. Now he is slow, as if he had just gotten up in slippers and shorts.

Lao Bai slowly took out a plate of eggs, and when he was looking for change, he squinted his eyes and counted three times. When he was urged, he muttered a few words: "Don't panic, take it step by step, you're anxious."

The following plot is not surprisingly owed a beating, commonly known as "mother's beating", which means that if my aunt sees it, Xiaobai will not be able to escape a beating.

The whole plot is about Malanhua and Bai Jianping quarreling. Malanhua looks like a irritable boss lady in menopause, while Bai Jianping looks like a scoundrel who is not afraid of boiling water. Neither of them is good.

Zhang Tan recorded a paragraph and took the initiative to put away his phone. If Ma Lanhua really saw this paragraph, Xiaobai would probably not only be able to escape a dozen, but may even be able to die.

I won’t record it anymore, it’s not good if the video is leaked.

Liuliu's small eyes were glaring and shining. She wanted to give Xiaobai a live broadcast, trying to let Aunt Ma see it.

If only it could be recorded, just a short piece would be fine. After keeping it, Xiaobai would have to be humble when he saw her and be controlled by her.

But when she quietly raised her watch, Xiaobai discovered it.

Xiaobai stopped, looked at her coldly and said, "What do you want to live?"

Liuliu's eyes rolled and hehe laughed awkwardly. He was going to raise the watch on his wrist, but she naturally changed to applaud.

Smack sex~~

"Awesome!! Xiaobai, you are amazing! You have three heads and four legs, and you are acting great!"

Xiaonian also applauded, and Song Lian nodded with satisfaction, praising Xiaobai for his good performance. The two characters had completely different temperaments, but she controlled them very well.

"It's very difficult to do this. You are a child who has not learned acting in full. You have surpassed most college students who are majoring in acting."

Xiaobai nodded reservedly and gave himself a great affirmation.

"Actually, the one I can act better is that Juliu disturbs me."

In fact, she can indeed act more like it, but she can't speak the swear words of her aunt and is ashamed to speak, so she can only perform to this level.

"What does it have to do with me!"

Liuliu denied that she thought Xiaobai was at this level and had nothing to do with her.

Professor Song interrupted their about to start arguing: "Stop quarrel, come Liuliu."

Xiaobai immediately stepped aside, showed off her phone watch, and pointed it at Liuliu to shoot: "Photo take it, haha!"

Liuliu waved his hand generously: "If you take a photo, I'm not as stingy as you want."

Xiaobai snorted coldly, but couldn't refute.

Liuliu said to Professor Song loudly: "What I want to perform is "The Legend of Liang Zhu"."

When Professor Song heard this, hey, it turned out to be "The Biography of Liang Zhu"!

He has always wanted to watch this misunderstanding, but he has been rejected. Today, Liuliu plans to perform this?

"Then you start quickly." Professor Song urged.

Liuliu lowered her head and pondered for a moment. When she raised her head again, judging from the expression on her face, she was no longer Shen Liuliu, but Liang Shanbo.

"The ink pond suddenly leaps at the light of brocade scales, and the brush secretly dips the fragrance of honey. In "Thousand Characters Text", the tiger general in the Tibetan yawns, and shocks the school with a yawn! Haha, Zhu Yingtai, you are dozing off again in class!"

Then she wiped her hand on her face and changed her voice and expression.

She was so angry that she said, "Brother Liang Shan! You are such annoying! You dare to laugh at me!"

Jujue continued to touch his face, switched back to Liang Shanbo, laughing and said, "Zhu Yingtai, you sleep all day long, the teacher can't answer questions, and the exam score is at the bottom. Are you really here to study? Do you deserve your parents' expectations this way?"

Jujue continued to touch his hand on his face, switched back to Zhu Yingtai, and said in anger: "You have to take care of it! Just take care of yourself! You are not my parents, how do you know what my parents expect from me?!"

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Liuliu kept switching like this, sometimes Liang Shanbo and sometimes Zhu Yingtai had different expressions and appeared vividly.

This time, she switched back to Zhu Yingtai again, but it was not Zhu Yingtai who looked angry, but was confused. She looked ahead and said affectionately: "The fireflies adorn the night, and the stars are bright and destroyed. Solve the mystery here: How many are there really? Liang Shanbo, can you understand?"

The grenade hand continued to touch his face, and Liang Shanbo switched back, looking confused and dodged.

Liuliu lowered her head, and when she looked up again, she became Zhu Yingtai again.

I saw her face with determination, tears in her eyes, and vomiting blood: "It's as cape as snow on the mountain, as bright as the moon among the clouds. I heard that you have two intentions, so I came to reconcile. Liang Shanbo, if you don't intend, then today is the day we bid farewell, and there will be no more meeting in this life. What do you think?"

Her tone was decisive and begging. After she finished speaking, she actually shed tears.

Not only Xiaobai and Xiaonian were stunned for watching, but even Professor Song, who was well-informed and Zhang Tan, who was recording from afar, were amazed. Liuliu has become a spirit!

Liuliu successfully created a strong atmosphere of separation, but her performance was not over yet.

She suddenly chuckled and came to the horse, saying loudly: "Yingtai, Yingtai! I am Romeo. I learned that you graduated from college today, and I will pick you up and go! Get on the horse!"

Professor Song looked confused and looked at Liuliu in confusion, Romeo? What the hell is this?

Liuliu transformed himself, came again, and said loudly: "Shan Bo——I am so happy to know that you are going home today. I can't wait to see you, so I'm here. You, don't you blame me for being unrestrained, right? No???"

Professor Song can no longer understand it, and he has ten thousand questions in his heart. Who is this?

The following plot almost caused him to have a heart attack. The four characters switched randomly by Liuliu and started a bloody plot. In summary, you love me, I love her, she loves him, he loves her!

Professor Song was so angry that his nose was about to be crooked. How good is Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai's part in the first half? He insisted on Romeo and Juliet. Isn't this a spoof? Is this a responsible creative attitude? Who wrote the script? He wants to be fired!

Professor Song could no longer bear to watch it, and he didn't know how the second half ended. He had long been thinking about Liuliu. There were three crows clattering around his head, which made him feel upset.

"it's over?"

He asked about the sullien.

Liuliu nodded and said expectantly: "It's over, teacher, how do you see me acting?"

Professor Song did not answer, but asked: "How did you think of these? Where is your source of creativity?"

Liuliu didn't want to say anything: "I learned it on TV, mainly written by Xiaobai and Cheng Cheng, so I came up with ideas."
Chapter completed!