PS: Two in one

Zhang Tan was awakened by the sound of birds in the woods outside the house.

The weather is getting colder and colder, and the fog is very dense today. Recently, a group of winter sparrows came to the small woods. They were chirping and jumping on the branches in the forest early every morning.

Among the chirping sparrows, there are occasionally a few high-pitched great tit calls.

Zhang Tan was lying on the bed, listening to the chirping of sparrows. It was very rare to hear the sound of birds in the city. This was how he got into a good mood in the morning. Suddenly, he felt something was wrong, and there was a rustling sound coming from the living room.

, he thought it was an auditory hallucination, but the next second, there was a clang in the living room, which seemed to be a small thief.

Zhang Tan immediately got out of bed, opened the bedroom door, and saw a little thief sneaking around in the living room, picking up the trash basket.

The little thief tiptoed and set up the garbage basket with a mischievous look. He did not forget to carefully look behind him. When he suddenly saw Zhang Tan standing there, he was startled and laughed awkwardly.

"Why did you get up so early? Xiaobai." Zhang Tan asked, while noticing that Xiaobai was fully dressed and had put on her yellow bag.

"Are you getting ready to go out?"

Xiaobai nodded and said that she was going to her aunt's house for breakfast. Her aunt called her and moved towards the entrance.

Zhang Tan quickly followed and said, "Wait, wait, where are you going? Where is your aunt?"

Xiaobai said: "My aunt asked me to go to her house for dinner last night. I'm going to have dinner. Bye."

As she spoke, she changed out of her slippers and prepared to put on her white shoes to go out.

Zhang Tan asked again: "Then won't you have breakfast with me? Are you leaving me here alone?"

Xiaobai said: "Oh, you are not a child, you are an adult, you must know how to take care of yourself."

Zhang Tan was speechless and said, "But if you go out by yourself, aren't you, a child, afraid of meeting bad people while walking on the road?"

"I'm a big kid now!" Xiaobai said.

Zhang Tan was worried. Seeing that Xiaobai insisted on going to his aunt's house, he asked her to wait for him, hurriedly brushed his teeth, washed his face, put on clothes and sent her out.

It is now 7:00 in the morning, and a brilliant golden sun has risen in the sky. It has become foggy in the morning, and it is so white that the line of sight can only reach 5 meters.

Zhang Tan held Xiaobai's hand tightly to prevent her from running around.

At the same time, Xiao Tan's children had also woken up, getting up half an hour earlier than usual. It was rare that they didn't need to be urged by their sister.

Little friend Tan Xier brushed her teeth and washed her face, and then walked out the door happily. She first poked her head into the corridor, and when there was no movement, she tiptoed to the door of Uncle Bai's house. The door was still closed, so she listened.

, there was no sound inside.

Xi'er was unwilling to give in and visited several times, but the door was still closed and there was still no sound from inside. It seemed that Uncle Bai and Aunt Ma were both lazy people and they didn't get up so late.

Xi'er ran to tell her sister that Uncle Bai and Aunt Ma were so lazy that they still didn't get up at this time. Her sister immediately gave her a lesson and told her not to speak ill of others.

When Zhang Tan sent Xiaobai over, Xi'er was still wandering around in the corridor.

Xi'er dragged her godfather to her home and happily told her sister that his godfather was here.

Tan Jiner invited Zhang Tan to stay for breakfast, but Zhang Tan said there was something going on in the studio and left first.

Xi'er took Xiaobai to the door of Bai Jianping's house. Seeing that the door was still closed, Xiaobai rushed up and knocked on the door. After knocking for a long time, the door finally opened. Malanhua was sleepy-eyed, yawning, and her head was shaking.

With messy hair, he glanced at the two children and said, "What are you doing?"

Xiaobai held Xi'er's little hand and said, "Let's have breakfast."

Xi'er quickly waved her hand and said that she didn't want to eat it and was just a noob.

Malanhua said listlessly, "I didn't do it."

Xiaobai pulled Xi'er into the door and said, let's do it now.

Malanhua murmured something about melon seeds, and immediately entered the kitchen. Soon a voice came from inside, and it was Malanhua's.

"Old Bai, what are you doing in there? You scared me."

"Ho ho ho, I'll make breakfast."

"What did you do?"

“Steamed buns.”

Soon, Bai Jianping was kicked out.

He came to the living room angrily and saw two children looking at him and saying in unison: "Seriously~"

Bai Jianping was speechless for a while.

He woke up early today. He thought of his performance last night and felt guilty. He took the initiative to go into the kitchen and prepared to make a love breakfast for Malanhua to make up for his unbridled love last night and win leniency. However, he did not expect that...

Malanhua didn't show any dignity and drove him out of the kitchen.

Bai Jianping didn't want to talk to the two children and turned on the TV to watch. The morning news was playing. While watching, he commented on national events and gave pointers. Suddenly, the voices of the two children came from behind and said in unison.

"Seriously~"

Bai Jianping looked back and said, "How serious are you?"

Xiaobai said: "Watch TV carefully and don't talk."

Bai Jianping said angrily: "Can't you just not mention it seriously?"

Xiaobai and Xi'er looked at each other and said in unison: "The most important thing in life is to be serious."

Bai Jianping rolled his eyes. It seemed that today was inseparable from seriousness. He decided not to pay attention to these two children and concentrate on watching his own TV.

But from time to time, voices of "serious" came from behind him, and there were even some children who were so arrogant that they walked around him and kept saying "serious".

Malanhua brought out breakfast and asked everyone to have breakfast. Seeing this, Xi'er immediately climbed off the sofa, waved her little hand and was about to leave. The next second she was stopped.

"Xiwa, have breakfast before leaving."

Not only did Xi'er not stop, but she quickened her pace and said, "No, no, no, I still have to eat with my sister. My sister can't eat without me accompanying her."

After saying that, she turned into a puff of smoke and ran away, for fear that Aunt Ma would catch her again.

At the dining table, Bai Jianping was immersed in his porridge, looking like an ostrich who would never speak.

Unable to brush up at night and unable to hide during the day, Ma Lanhua took the initiative to talk about Bai Jianping's drunken madness last night. While talking, she accused Bai Jianping of being a disrespectful old man and leading a bad child.

"Xiaobai and Xiwa both saw it last night. Do you think it's embarrassing for you to bring up a child? Do you think you're right? Xiaobai, right?"

Xiaobai responded: "You can't bring me down."

Malanhua: "Gua Wazi, you are already a little bad guy."

“()*%……#%￥#”

"You dare to scold me?"

"No, no, I said the breakfast was really delicious."

"Ghostly Eyes of the Sun."

"→_→"

Bai Jianping listened to the whole process and kept saying whatever he wanted, but he just didn't answer and just drank his porridge.

Xiaobai was gloating and laughing at his misfortune, but was immediately scolded by Malanhua again.

"..."

Only then did Xiaobai realize that she originally came to see her uncle's play, but when she got to the dinner table, she discovered that she was almost the same as her uncle. She was also a plate of food. There was always only one person eating the food, and that was her aunt.

Actually, Ma Lanhua didn't ask Xiaobai to come for breakfast this morning. Xiaobai came here on her own. She mainly wanted to continue watching the show and wanted to know the next episode of last night's show. Uncle got drunk.

Crazy, how can aunt handle it?

"Did you know that you snored last night? You fell over due to thunder!" Malanhua scolded Bai Jianping angrily, getting angrier as she spoke.

Last night, Bai Jianping's snoring was extremely loud and rhythmless, causing Malanhua almost no sleep all night.

This time Bai Jianping finally spoke up.

"Then why didn't you wake me up."

Malanhua didn't answer, and continued to scold him bitterly.

Xiaobai laughed and poked secretly. She had guessed last night that her uncle would snore and make noisy sleep, so when her aunt left her to sleep, she was determined not to stay and must follow the old man.

It's good to go.

After finishing breakfast, Xiaobai wanted to leave, but how could anyone in the world eat breakfast in vain?

She was stopped by Malanhua and asked to stay at home to help with the work. She had to clean the house today, a year-round cleaning.

When Xiaobai heard this, he quickly said that he was about to take the final exam and he had to study hard and review every day to try to get a hundred points.

Malanhua said, as for your first-grade elementary school homework, you still reviewed hammer. If you even have to review this, then you, little Bai Chunhua, will definitely be a scumbag.

Xiaobai:o(▼ dishes▼メ;)o

Malanhua took Xiaobai down and said she couldn't leave until she finished cleaning.

At this time, Xi'er also finished breakfast and ran to the door to wait and see. Xiaobai quickly asked her to come in and clean up together. When Xi'er heard this, she immediately stopped and said that she and her sister were going to buy new clothes for the New Year. No.

Accompany Xiaobai to clean the house, bye. After saying that, he turned into a pony, ticked, ticked, yelled slogans, and ran away in a hurry.
To be continued...