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Chapter 695 Let him be lucky in the end

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, O, O, my belly, Oh, it hurts so much, haha, if I die, it's also because I'm laughing to death, not because of those two bullets that are still in my belly, God, it's really ridiculous."

Mark Evan's stomach was still bleeding, but he couldn't help laughing, and laughed while crying in pain.

Gao Yang pointed Mark Evan's leg with his pistol and shouted: "Hi, hey, man, don't just laugh, your blood starts to come out of your mouth."

Mark Evan wiped his mouth with his hands, and then said with a depressed look: "Fake, they hit my stomach and blood began to rise along the esophagus. This is not good news, but haha, I still want to laugh."

McGee speeded up driving, Gao Yang said curiously: "Is there something funny happened?"

Mark Evan poked the head of the man he was stepping on with his gun and shouted: "Hey man, does your ass hurt?"

The person who was trampled by Mark Evan also turned his head with a terrifying look on his face, stared at Mark Evan, and shouted: "Damn it! What did you say?"

Gao Yang also said in surprise: "What did you say?"

Mark Evan spitted blood aside with a puff, then wiped his mouth with his hands, pressed his wound hard, and said with a painful expression: "Man, there has been a murderer in Cape Town recently, or a group of murderers. The victims passed by, they got into a taxi and then lost consciousness. The main victims were white and white men."

The man who was trampled by Mark Evan said anxiously: "What about?"

Mark Evan smiled hard and said, "People who get in the taxi will find that their luggage is lost and their wallet is lost. The most unlucky thing is that their anus has also been exposed. But even more unlucky is that those who have been exposed will find that they are infected with AIDS. Have you not read the news? Oh, you just got off the plane, right? Then let me tell you, there have been five such victims in the past six months, hahaha, man. Judging from your situation, please allow me to ask, does your anus hurt?"

"You damn bastards!"

The person who was trampled by Mark Evan was completely stunned at first. After subconsciously touching his butt, he waited for a moment. He suddenly shouted and suddenly stood up. Mark Evan's feet were stomping on his head and back. When he was together like this, Mark Evan, who was already weak, was immediately pushed back to the seat.

Gao Yang leaned over and hit the unlucky guy's head with the handle of the gun. After a bang, Gao Yang said loudly: "Man, find out, we have saved you."

Although he was hit on his head, the man who was trampled by Mark Evan still stood up and grabbed the gun from the weak Mark Evan's hand. However, before he could hold the gun in his hand, he stopped immediately when he stopped.

It was hit by Gao Yang and the backup gun was pointing at the back of the head. The key was that after hearing Gao Yang's words, the unlucky guy stopped immediately and quickly returned the gun to Mark Evan's hand. He raised his hand and shouted: "Sorry, sorry, I think you really saved me. Well, my butt didn't hurt. Moreover, I remembered that the taxi driver, after I got in the car, he sprayed something at me, and then I didn't know anything."

Mark Evan gasped for a few times and smiled, "It seems you are very lucky. You met us before you were exposed to analm. Okay, lean back so that I can put my legs down, turn my head, don't turn my head, you will be shot when you turn your head, OK, look at my face, now tell me, what's your name?"

"Jason, Janson Jones."

Mark Evan nodded and laughed: "It turns out that she has a sissy face, no wonder she will be regarded as a target."

Gao Yang could not see Jensen's expression, he could only hear Jensen say angrily: "Sir, I'm not a sissy, my face is just handsome, not a sissy!"

Mark Evan continued: "Did you bring a lot of luggage, or something valuable?"

After hesitating for a moment, Jansen whispered: "It's true that there's a lot of luggage. If I had money, I wouldn't have come to this ghost place in South Africa to find a job. Oh, my stuff is still thrown in the back seat."

The van has three rows of seats, and Jansen's luggage is in the third row seat. Mark Evan looked back and smiled and said, "That's not bad, you didn't lose anything, and you saved your chrysanthemums. What a lucky person."

Gao Yang also smiled and said, "No wonder when I pointed the gun at the taxi driver, that guy ran faster than the rabbit. It turns out that he has a ghost in his heart. OK, you know everything you want to know. Stop talking, you have to take a break."

Gao Yang's second half of the sentence was about Mark Evan, but Mark Evan shook his head and said, "No, no, I have to stay awake. It is rare to encounter such an interesting thing, of course I have to say more."

Jansen said to himself: "I don't think this is interesting."

Mark Evan smiled and said, "As the one who almost got her anus, of course you don't find it interesting. Do you know what the consequences would be if you didn't meet us? You will be thrown on the roadside in the suburbs with your bare butt, nothing left, naked, and blood on your butt. It's not over yet. Locals will find out that you won't give you a piece of clothing after you find out. They will call the newspaper to get a bonus for reporting. You will go to the newspaper. Those tabloids like this news."

Jansen's face turned pale, and then he trembled: "What a hell is this place? I want to leave here, I must leave immediately."

Mark Evan grinned and said, "You want to leave? This is great, so how do you plan to repay us? Well? What do you plan to repay us for those good people who have saved you and saved you from those terrible consequences? I must declare that maybe you will be even more unlucky when you meet us, because although we will definitely not burst your anus, if I am not satisfied, it is very likely that you will be hit by your head."

Jansen calmed down at this time, and he whispered: "Gentlemen, I have some cash, about six hundred dollars, and my credit card can swipe out a thousand pounds. Besides, I only have some luggage for you. Just take whatever you want, just don't hurt me."

Mark Evan shook his head and said, "My stomach has been blown away, so my appetite is hard to fill. What you said is not enough, far from enough. Then, you can tell me what's in your luggage."

Jansen said without hesitation: "Gentlemen, I have a bagpipe in my luggage. I am a musician. There is also a laptop, a remote control small quad-rotor helicopter, a digital HD camera and a camera. This is everything, and it is worth some money. The bagpipe is useless to you and is not worth much. You just need to leave the bagpipe for me and take all the others."

At this moment, McGee suddenly said, "Man, stop teasing him, kill this guy, we're almost at the place."

Gao Yang was very reluctant to kill an innocent passerby and immediately said, "Forget it, don't kill him. Since this guy is a lucky guy, let him be lucky. There is no need to kill him. Hi, Jansen, listen to me, you won't reveal our affairs to anyone, right?"

Jansen immediately said: "Swear to God, I will never mention a word about you to anyone. Please believe me, gentlemen, you saved my life, I will never repay you with grudges. I will immediately, immediately, as quickly as possible, leave this damn place."

Gao Yang looked at Mark Evan and said in a deep voice, "Let him go. At worst, I'll knock him out, so there's no need to kill him."

Mark Evan looked at Jensen, then looked at Gao Yang, and suddenly laughed, saying, "My man, stop loading, you just found out that there were bullets in my gun, so you immediately threw the gun to me and then pretended to be pitiful, right?"

Jansen said nervously: "Sir, I was just too shocked at that time, so I reacted too aggressively. I really only have gratitude to you, and I absolutely have no idea of ​​shooting you. Really, I was really just too shocked at that time. As a man, you should understand what I felt and worried about at that time."

Mark Evan shook his head and smiled, "Boy, don't install it anymore, it's useless. Your expression and eyes betray you. I'm very sure you threw the gun at me because you found that there were no bullets in the gun."

After hesitating for a while, Jansen finally nodded and said, "Yes, sir, that's it, but I really can't shoot. I was just a little scared at that time, otherwise I wouldn't have done something like stealing a gun that would kill me immediately. I still have at least two guns behind me, and I really didn't plan to shoot."

Mark Evan looked out the window and suddenly said, "Stop."

McGee parked the car on the side of the road. After waiting for the car to stop, Mark Evan said: "For the sake of the person behind you and for the sake of you making me very happy, I will not kill you, Jensen, like a normal passenger getting off the bus, take your luggage and leave, don't look back, don't try to see the two people behind you, if I find you turn back, I will kill you."

"Thank you very much, thank you very much, I really thank you very much, gentlemen, I wish you all the best, may God bless you, you will be fine, sir."

While saying thank you, Jansen opened the door behind him with his hands behind his back, stepped back and got out of the car without turning his head. After dragging the three suitcases on the rear seat, he immediately dragged the suitcase forward.
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