Chapter three hundred and seventy nine chaos
After Catherine's parents and the others left, the atmosphere in the ward became even more awkward, at least Gao Yang felt that it was even more awkward.
After a moment of silence, Adele suddenly said, "Oh, my sexual orientation seems to have changed again. Yelena, you have to be optimistic that you have a boyfriend, so that I will accidentally snatch him up."
Yelena said disdainfully: "Hey, Adele, please keep your dignity as a lace border, okay? Are you not a firm feminist? Are you still a lace border? Hello, you are discussing the issue of robbing my boyfriend with me in front of your girlfriend. If you do this, you offend two women at the same time."
Adele waved his hand, then sighed, and said, "Please, I always thought I was a celibate, but after seeing Catherine, I realized that I like women. Now, after so much, I found out that I like men again. Isn't this normal?
As for my dear Catherine, the reason why she is not my girlfriend until now is because she went to South Africa to meet your boyfriend. Now you know that she also likes your boyfriend, so I don’t need to have any psychological burden if I want to pursue your boyfriend. At most, I will go from Catherine’s suitor to her love rival.”
Yelena smiled complacently and said, "Adele, I must admit that you have a lot of vision. My boyfriend is indeed very, very good. It can change your sexual orientation. This makes me very proud. But I must regretfully tell you that you have no chance, so I advise you to find another man you like as soon as possible."
Adele curled his lips and said, "Who told you that I'm looking for a boyfriend? I found that I'm bisexual now, but my favor for the opposite sex is limited to your boyfriend, that is, Gao Yang. If Gao Yang doesn't like me, then I will continue to be my lace edge. But my favor for the same sex is limited to Katherine. If Katherine refuses to agree to my pursuit, then I will be my celibate again. No matter which ending, I will be happy to accept it. You know, there are many people to choose. It's easy to find a way to solve the problem. Of course, for me, the best choice is to be able to date Gao Yang and Katherine at the same time. This is the best choice, um. The temptation is indeed very great."
Yelena patted her forehead weakly and said, "Adele, I always thought you were a pervert, but now I find that you are a pervert."
Adele nodded seriously and said, "Yes, my psychological activities are abnormal. In layman's terms, I belong to what people call perverts, but I'm much better now, at least I'm close to the category of normal people."
Yelena sighed weakly and said, "Normal person? Do you think you are a normal person. Please, you are still far from a normal person, thank you."
Adele pondered for a moment and sighed, "Okay. Maybe I'm not normal enough, but no matter what, I'm trying to integrate into your world. In fact, Yelena, I think, from a legal perspective, you and Gao Yang are not married yet, so I'm fully qualified to pursue him? Of course, from the moral concept of normal people, it's unethical to steal your friend's boyfriend. But that's just a moral issue."
Catherine, who was lying on the hospital bed, couldn't listen anymore, and looked like she was crying and said, "Please, Adele, stop talking, look at Gao Yang's expression, he was frightened by you."
After hearing Catherine's words, Adele looked at Gao Yang, suddenly changed into a helpless expression and said, "Okay, I won't say it anymore, but I'm sure I like Gao Yang now, so I plan to pursue you and Gao Yang at the same time, Catherine, if we both marry Gao Yang at the same time, wouldn't that be a perfect choice for us?"
Gao Yang didn't know what to say, but his only feeling now was that it was messy, it was so fucking messy!
Gao Yang was not just frightened, he was completely frightened.
God testified that Gao Yang really only loves Yelena, and he never has the ambition to be lofty and has no intention at all, but now things are becoming complicated.
Gao Yang decided to immediately dispel Adele's idea. He didn't want to provoke this woman who seemed to be mentally abnormal. It was so terrible.
Seeing Gao Yang talking, Yelena looked helpless. After waved her hand to Gao Yang, she shouted: "Adele, you have the right to pursue Gao Yang, but I promise that Gao Yang will not break up with me."
Adele said seriously: "It's okay, he won't break up with you, so be my "qingen", you know I don't care."
Yelena was about to go crazy. She clenched her fists and said loudly: "God, shut up, listen to me, you guy without emotional intelligence, listen, love is selfish, I can't tolerate Gao You're a "qingen", do you understand? Now tell me, how do you want to give up your perverted ideas and tell your conditions!"
Adele thought about it and said, "Well, are you going to make the conditions? OK, I hope he can be my boyfriend for the whole year."
Yelena immediately said firmly: "Impossible, listen to me, Adele, you have no chance at all. Gao and I have a very problematic relationship. You don't have the chance to be his "qingen" and you don't have the chance to steal him. So, now immediately adjust back to the lace pattern, and then leave here, giving Gao and Katherine a chance to be alone, you genius idiot!"
After several changes in Adele's face, he said seriously: "Then, give me a kiss and I will leave, but I must retain the power to pursue high esteem. Of course, I may not do that, because you are my friends and I value our friendship very much, so I don't want to turn you all into my rivals."
Yelena felt relieved, put her palms together and said to Gao Yang, "Dear, please kiss her and end this nightmare, please."
Gao Yang looked panicked and said, "Who can tell me what's wrong?"
Katherine sighed, "Gao, please give her a kiss and end this nightmare."
Yelena signaled behind Adele that she could just kiss her gently, and then said anxiously: "Let's go back and explain to you, for Adele is a beauty, kiss her."
Adele stretched out a finger and said, "You took the initiative."
After saying that, Adele closed his eyes, the muscles on Gao Yang's face twitched, and urged Yelena to make a gesture, he twitched the bullet. After kissing Adele gently like a dragonfly on his mouth, he immediately retreated.
After Adele licked his lips with his tongue, he said in confusion: "It's strange, it doesn't feel much. Why are you so passionate about love kisses?"
Yelena immediately grabbed Adele's arm, and while pulling Adele out, she said to Gao Yang: "Dear. I know you love me very much, remember I love you very much, but now I will give you a chance to be alone with Cather, and see you later."
Yelena dragged Adele out of the ward, leaving only Gao Yang and Katherine behind.
Gao Yang and Yelena lived a good life in the world, but Yelena followed Catherine to the Southern Ocean. Her simple love life immediately became complicated. Joining a Catherine was messy, but now it turned out to be the Three Kingdoms War.
Gao Yang walked to Catherine's bed, with a look of confusion and panic on his face, and said, "What's going on? Can you explain it to me?"
Catherine looked like she was about to cry, and after closing her eyes, she said powerlessly: "Now I would rather die than face the embarrassing situation now. God, how could I become friends with Adele."
After saying that, Catherine opened her eyes and smiled bitterly: "Adele is a genius. She has a Ph.D. in psychology and a Ph.D. in law. Now she has a master's degree in animal behavior. She will soon have a Ph.D. in animal behavior. However, Adele's emotional intelligence is almost zero, and her brain circuit is different from that of normal people. She can be said to be an idiot to some extent."
Gao Yang smiled bitterly and said, "To be honest, I found it, but I didn't see it before."
Catherine also smiled bitterly and said, "This world is very simple for Adele. All things are divided into two categories, the same thing, the same thing for people, the same thing for her, the same thing for her. It turns out that when she meets people she doesn't like, she will treat the other person as air, and when she meets someone she likes, she will express her most fanatical side. She has been regarded as a freak since she was a child, and no one likes a freak. Fortunately, Adele has grown a lot now, and when she interacts with ordinary people, she can barely be considered a normal person, but it is not good. Now you and I are summarized by her as the type she likes, so she immediately showed an abnormal side."
Gao Yang said in a daze: "In other words, Adele is a lunatic?"
Catherine shook her head and said, "No, she is not a lunatic, but her emotional intelligence is too behind her emotional intelligence. Adele's IQ is 185, which is as high as Galileo, but her emotional intelligence should now be similar to that of a child of four or five years old. You should see that her thinking patterns are no different from those of a child in terms of her feelings."
Gao Yang shook his head and said, "It's hard to imagine what a genius with an IQ of 185 but his thinking pattern is like when he stays at a five-year-old."
After hesitating for a moment, Katherine smiled bitterly: "In fact, based on Adele's extreme exclusiveness in relationships and the characteristics that can be passed on with very small benefits, the psychologist analyzes her emotional intelligence in terms of relationships. She should be less than three years old. According to her analysis of herself, she is in a baby state between two years and eight months and three years and four months. However, you don't have to treat her as a child. In other aspects, Adele shows at least fifteen years old emotional intelligence."
Gao Yang shook his head suddenly and said dejectedly: "Forget it, forget it, let alone Adele. Since he is like a child, it's okay to send him away like a child."
After throwing Adele's topic aside, Gao Yang couldn't help feeling soft when he looked at Catherine, who was filled with surveillance instruments and infusion tubes on both arms.
Gao Yang originally wanted to tell Catherine directly that there was no possibility between the two of them, but looking at Catherine's miserable costume, especially thinking that Catherine was so miserable to save Yelena, he immediately swallowed the thought back into his stomach and said, "Catherine, I, I am very grateful to you. Hell, I don't know what to say."
Catherine smiled and said, "Gao, I don't want to destroy your relationship with Yelena. I have never thought about it that way, so everything has passed, just pretend that nothing has happened."
Gao Yang nodded, but then shook his head again, and said with a wry smile: "How is this possible just as if nothing has happened?"
Catherine sighed softly: "Sorry, it has caused you a lot of trouble. It would be great if I hadn't told Yelena anything. Sorry, at that time, I thought I was dead and I didn't want to bring my true thoughts into the grave, so I told Yelena what I thought in my heart. I admit that I was selfish at that time."
Gao Yang scratched his head in distress and said, "Don't be stupid. You can be a saint who is great, and you can have something to do with selfishness. But what should I do now? I used to have a very good impression of you, but I already have Yelena, and I am not a person who can share love. Damn, I don't know what to say. It seems that my emotional intelligence is on the same level as Adele."
Catherine smiled again and said, "Well, if you want to repay me, then kiss me. You can't do it like Adele. I want a affectionate kiss to end our impossible relationship with a kiss, and then let us continue to be ordinary friends."
Chapter completed!