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Chapter 118 fart fire

Li Jinfang's voice was very quiet, but Harris still heard it, but Harris was not angry.

"It seems that you are very confident. I believe what the big dog said. He said you are very powerful, then you must be really powerful. But it is rare to meet a good opponent. I still want to fight with you. Since you are willing to promise not to let my life go, I will feel much more at ease."

Harris, who was originally very proud, suddenly lowered his posture, which was beyond everyone's expectations. Grolev also looked at Harris with a look of shock, unable to believe his ears.

"I heard it right? When did the slut become easier to talk about?"

"Do you think I'm like an idiot? You said that this guy killed eight scimitars with bare hands, then he must have done it. I never dared to think that I can do this. Also, please don't call me a bad guy, okay? Please, no one knows my name now, I don't want to embarrass you, so please don't mention this name again, especially in front of my people, otherwise I will turn aside."

"Okay, big guy, I promise not to tell others that you're calling you a fire."

Harris looked helpless and ignored Grolev, but said to Li Jinfang: "It wasn't that hot at dinner today. Let's compare the previous game. Try to be careful not to hurt each other. How about it?"

Li Jinfang hesitated: "This, the lieutenant colonel just said, you can't leave this house without mission and permission. Are you sure you can?"

"Ha, that idiot, don't worry about him. He is just responsible for saying it, so he won't care whether you are willing to stay in this depressing hut. As long as you don't leave this position, you can do whatever you want."

After hearing Harris' words, Li Jinfang looked at Gao Yang. After Gao Yang nodded, Li Jinfang immediately said: "No problem. When you have supper today, just call me."

Harris nodded with satisfaction and said, "Okay, that's it. Now let me tell you some rules that must be followed. First, never leave this position. Unless you have obtained the permission of an idiot lieutenant colonel, the defenders outside will shoot at you. Second, never approach that building. As long as you try to get close, you will definitely be beaten into a hornet's nest. This is the rule we must abide by together, and there is nothing else."

Gao Yang said in a deep voice: "Do we just have to wait here? No matter whether we can get money or not, I don't want to stay here."

Harris touched his head in distress and said, "Everyone knows the situation here. Just yesterday there was a bomb thrown down, which was very close to it. And the opposition will definitely take this place as the most important target to attack, but there is no way, we have no way to leave here. Now we can only pray that Gaddafi will come here and ask us to escort him away. Otherwise, we will only be able to leave after receiving the orders from the idiot Lieutenant Colonel. The only good news is that the money will be sent to us very quickly."

Gao Yang no longer cares whether he can make money. He was inexplicably thrown on the powder keg of Aziqiya Barracks. As long as he can't leave, he will have no life to enjoy it even if he earns more money.

Gao Yang thought for a while and said in a deep voice: "I always feel that there is no reason for Gaddafi to throw us here. Maybe he really regarded this place as a backup shelter. Maybe he would come here at some point, stay for two days and leave again. This is the most reasonable explanation I can think of."

Harris pointed to the defenders outside and said, "Look at those people, they are all from Sirte, from Gaddafi's hometown. Their biggest advantage is their loyalty to Gaddafi. This is Gaddafi's direct troops. When all the troops rebel to the opposition, only these people will fight to the end for Gaddafi, so I think Gaddafi will not abandon them easily. If we see them evacuate, we must leave quickly, but if they don't move, we can only wait here stupidly."

After saying that, Harris shrugged and said, "What I mean by saying this is, please don't consider Gaddafi's idea, because he is simply a lunatic. What you have to consider is to keep a close eye on these guys outside, rather than considering the idea of ​​a lunatic."

Gao Yang picked up the satellite phone, glanced at it, and sighed, "No wonder no one took away our satellite phone, because they didn't need it, and we couldn't contact the outside world."

Harris smiled and said, "Of course, there are more signal jammers here than people. Not only satellite phones, but also all wireless communication equipment you can't imagine using."

After saying that, Harris looked at his watch and said, "Okay, guys, I have to go back and continue gambling. If you are interested, please come and get some money. Big dog, are you interested?"

"I'm not interested, I never gamble."

"Well, I wish you a good afternoon. If you feel that you can't play the hard afternoon, call me and I'll give you a few cards. This time we brought several decks of poker. This time, this time, this is my only wise decision. Also, don't forget to have an afternoon date, goodbye, guys."

After Harris left, Cui Bo said with a look of grief and anger: "My second, I am ignored, I am ignored in a gorgeous way, ram, toad, big dog with machine guns, he said it all, he just doesn't have me, second!"

"Brother Yang's sniper is a god. You haven't seen the people in Coleman who treat him as their ancestors. There is no need to say anything about the old man and the machine gun artist. I'm just not talented, but I can't do anything to fist and kick. What are you doing when you fight with those sci-scissors? I want to let people know you, haha, practice you well."

After Li Jinfang finished speaking proudly, Cui Bo became even more angry and punched the sitting bed with a hatred, and said angrily: "At the same day, sooner or later, I have to let everyone know my name!"

"Does your daimyo refer to the name Choi Bo?"

After being stabbed by Gao Yang in time, Cui Bo was stunned, then leaned his head back on the bed, and sighed: "It's over, this life is over. Even if you are famous, you can only be a nickname. You can't even say your real name. Even if you are famous, what's the point? Alas, I've ruined my name in this life."

Cui Bo, who was so sad and angry, said to Grolev: "This is the situation now. I can only stay and adapt to the situation for the time being. Since it's nothing, let's talk about your friend first. Toad will fight him one-on-one later. What I want to know most now is why you call that big guy a shit fire?"

Grolev smiled and said, "Do you know that the main components of farts are methane, oxygen and hydrogen, which can be ignited or even exploded?"

Gao Yang nodded and said, "I know, what's wrong?"

"We didn't know, especially the fool Harris didn't know. It's a long story short. When we were in Sierra Leone, we were surrounded on a mountain with no food. People looked for everything we could eat. Harris ate some kind of plant and made him fart constantly. Then a guy told him that farts could be ignited. Then Harris verified it. Unfortunately, the fart he put on the experiment was too big. After a flame broke out, boom, in a more elegant way, the gas he had been discharged before it exploded at the end of his intestines. Then, haha, sorry, let me laugh, and then, Harris couldn't walk until he left Sierra Leone. Do you understand what I mean?"

Cui Bo didn't care how miserable his name was. After hearing Grolev's words, Cui Bo said with a lewd look: "His chrysanthemum exploded? I'll go, how painful it would be. It's better to die."

"Long live understanding, Harris thought so too. He also tried to do this, but he was very lucky. After his butt was blown open and bleeded heavily. In order to save his life, our military doctor had to suture all his anus and take away all his weapons. Harris lost his fighting ability. Then when the war ended, Harris dragged half his life to a large hospital and then took out the thread for surgery. Then he lay on the hospital bed for two months. In short, this is how the nickname of Far Fire came from, but you better not mention this nickname in front of him, because Harris threatened to kill everyone who dared to call him like that."

Several people laughed so hard that they leaned back and forth, and Gao Yang burst into tears. He couldn't imagine how boring a person would be to test whether the fart could be ignited while surrounded. What's even more unimaginable is how great a person's chrysanthemums should have after they really exploded into flowers, so they didn't shoot themselves in the head.

After a few people finished laughing, Grolev shrugged and said, "Okay, let's not joke about other people's trauma. Seriously, toad, you have to be careful Harris, that guy is a boxing master. He can kill a zebra with one punch, so don't be too careless."

Li Jinfang nodded and said, "Don't worry, I never underestimate anyone during fighting until he becomes a dead person."

"We are going to fight side by side with Harris's Black Fire Mercenary Group. Do you know how strong the Black Fire Mercenary Group is now? Or how strong is Harris?"
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