This is an unknown prison. Compared with other prisons, the biggest feature of this prison is its quietness.

Cells are like steel cages. If you throw people inside, you won’t think of getting out. Because each cage is a whole iron cage, which is integrated into one, and you can’t even make a hole.

"If I had two thousand cows, would you really be my wife?" Du Xiaohua stared at Hou Xiaolan, who was sitting there with her legs, with a strong sincerity in her eyes.

"The question is do you have two thousand cows?" Hou Xiaolan asked.

"I'm talking about if, let's talk about what if." Du Xiaohua said.

"Do you have two thousand cows?" Hou Xiaolan opened her beautiful big eyes.

"If I had two thousand cows." Du Xiaohua was not discouraged and insisted on if.

"Okay, what if you don't have two thousand cows?" Hou Xiaolan changed her approach.

"But what I'm talking about is that if I have two thousand cows!" Du Xiaohua glared at Hou Xiaolan.

He couldn't figure out why this girl was so honest? What he said was if, if, if! I have never seen such a real girl, why is it so real?

Damn, it’s really a treasure to have such a solid-minded girl in this impetuous society! I like it, hehehe...

"Xiaolan, do you know that the problem of Niu is easy to solve, but the most difficult problem is the distance between you and me." Du Xiaohua said affectionately: "When I first saw you, I immediately felt throbbing, just like walking through the Fasan tree outside the classroom with my first love hand in middle school. That feeling..."

"Are you caught by the teacher?" Hou Xiaolan asked with her eyes blinking.

"Catched." Du Xiaohua looked sad.

"Then what?"

"Please parents."

"Then what?"

"I've been beaten up."

"Then what?"

"Hold hands under the ordinary sycamore tree outside the school."

"Then what?"

"Damn!" Du Xiaohua said with a look of grief and anger: "I was caught by the principal, and I invited my parents again. The school-wide criticism meeting was beaten again!"

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"Don't interrupt, I'm not finished yet. I mean when I saw you, I was attracted by your fleshy body and pure and innocent eyes. That kind of throbbing was like holding the hand of first love in middle school and walking under the sycamore tree in school. It was a heartbeat, green and nervous, blushing and happy..."

"Then what?"

"Then I was caught by the teacher, asked my parents to be beaten. But I was smart. I went to the school next time to hold hands. I was not caught by the teacher this time, hahaha..."

"I know, you were caught by the principal, ask your parents to criticize and fight, and be beaten."

Du Xiaohua stared at Hou Xiaolan with her eyes shining brightly, and her heart was full of joy. What a smart girl, what a real girl, she was so fleshy, exactly like her first love.

"No cow, no talk!" Hou Xiaolan said with a pout.

"There are great things, there are no things!" Du Xiaohua said anxiously: "I have great things!"

"Where?" Hou Xiaolan's eyes lit up and she asked anxiously: "Did you bring jerky beef?"

"Niu**!" Du Xiaohua pointed to her crotch proudly and sang: "I have a Niu Niu, I never need it. I marry Xiaolan and give it to her, give it to her; my Niu Niu is really awesome, authentic and real, give it to Xiaolan..."

"Hahaha..." Hou Xiaolan laughed out loud, took out a small piece of chocolate and handed it to Du Xiaohua and said, "I'll treat you to chocolate."

Du Xiaohua was extremely surprised. He knew what chocolate represents. Usually, he had to give some chocolate flowers or something to pick up girls. This is a declaration of love!

Without hesitation, Du Xiaohua took the chocolate and swallowed it, and it tasted delicious.

"Die! I dare to say I'm fat!" Hou Xiaolan opened her eyes angrily and cursed Du Xiaohua.

"It's not fat, but fat and juicy, this is...this is..."

With a thud, Du Xiaohua fell heavily to the ground, foaming at her mouth and twitching wildly. Finally, she kicked her legs and fainted from the crooked eyes.

Seeing Du Xiaohua fainting, Hou Xiaolan shouted out of the iron window: "Come on, Du Xiaohua is dead, Du Xiaohua is dead!"

After shouting, Hou Xiaolan sat on Du Xiaohua, took out two small pills and squeezed them into powder in her palm.

Not long after, two prison guards rushed over and opened the door and saw Du Xiaohua foaming at the mouth and looking black.

At this moment, Hou Xiaolan suddenly sprinkled the medicine powder on her hand onto the prison guard's face.

"What are you doing?" the prison guard shouted with a cold face and took out the electric baton.

"I, I, I..." Hou Xiaolan pointed at Du Xiaohua pitifully and said, "He is dead, dead... one, two, three, plop!"

As soon as the words were finished, two prison guards lay down on the ground with a thud, foaming at the mouth and unconscious.

"Jerky beef! I'm here, hehehe..."

Hou Xiaolan picked up the prison guard's key and jumped outward.

Running out of the cell, Hou Xiaolan ran straight to the prison cafeteria without saying a word. She rushed to the window and ordered a large plate of braised beef, and sat there as if no one was around and started eating.

"Oh, Sun Huxiong, you are out too? Lei Peng is out too, Dingdong is out too, Li Linglong is out too!" Hou Xiaolan saw Sun Huxiong and others sitting in the canteen for dinner, happily ran over with the plate, and said in a nagging manner: "Actually, I should be the first one to come out, but Du Xiaohua is too annoying. She always says she wants to marry me as her wife. How could I be his wife? He doesn't even have a thousand cows, and he wants to marry me, it's just a dream. Although I, Hou Xiaolan, is not worth much, but it's worth two thousand cows. If Du Xiaohua gives me two thousand cows, I'm so beautiful! Hey, where is Xiao Yuanchao? Why didn't he come out? No, you all ran out, how could Xiao Yuanchao not come out? It's too awkward, forget it, I'd better eat beef first..."

Hou Xiaolan gnawed the beef with a big mouthful, her eyes full of a happy smile.

"Hou Xiaolan, do you know what's going on?" Dingdong looked at Hou Xiaolan in confusion.

"Of course, those stupid guys thought I had fainted, but how could I fainted? I heard what they said. We are going to go to war and go abroad to fight."

"War?" Sun Huxiong frowned.

"Yes, fight!" Hou Xiaolan chewed a beef tendon vigorously and said with her eyes open: "We have all been expelled from the military and become unemployed vagrants, so we sent us out to fight. Catch us and gather together, and then... Why didn't Xiao Yuanchao come out yet? Huh? Baby! Baby! All baby!!!"

Hou Xiaolan suddenly widened her eyes, spit out the beef tendon that had not been chewed for a long time, and ran towards the canteen door cheerfully.

Baby Du appeared at the entrance of the cafeteria, wearing camouflage uniforms, handed in her pockets, raised her head high, as arrogant as ever.
Chapter completed!