Chapter 20 Alternative Songkran Festival
"Child...pee?"
Hearing this, all the soldiers looked at each other with expressions of confusion.
"It's too late to explain to you in detail."
Wu Liang didn't waste any words and asked directly, "Answer me now, apart from Chen Jinshui, who else among you is a boy? This matter is a matter of life and death, don't hide it!"
"this……"
All the soldiers looked embarrassed again, not knowing how to answer.
"We are all men. If there is anything to hide, let me start first. I am a boy."
Wu Liang glanced at them and immediately blew himself up.
Of course, it was not him who he blew up, but his poor "talented brother". "Brother Youcai" was already twenty-four this year and had never touched a woman until his death. It was pitiful.
With Wu Liang taking the lead, the soldiers began to self-destruct one after another.
Except for Chen Jinshui, four of the remaining five are still children, and only one has a wife and children.
As a result, when this person saw that everyone else except himself was a chick, he immediately felt superior. He puffed up his chest and said with a proud but hypocritical face: "You should pay more attention in the future. I heard that men always hold back, but they have to hold it back."
Those who are sick are different from me. My wives are all in Chenliu. When the soldiers are free, they can go home and stay for a few days... Hehehehe."
What do you mean Nima!
After hearing this, everyone stared angrily, but there was also a younger soldier who was envious and couldn't help asking: "Brother, what is it like to be a woman? Can you tell me?"
"Fragrant! Sweet! Moisturizing! Anyway, it's very comfortable. Even if I tell you, you won't understand."
The soldier licked his dry lips and said with ecstasy, "As long as we can get out alive this time, the envoy will allow us to rest for some time. Then I can go home and see my wife again. Just think about it...
…Hehehehe.”
are you crazy!
What kind of flag is being set up randomly at this time!?
"shut up!"
Wu Liang was extremely keenly aware of the crisis, and immediately interrupted him, saying seriously: "Listen to me, everyone, the only thing that can scare this monster now is the urine of a boy. If you want to survive, you who are still boys must immediately
Take off your helmet to catch the urine, even if you squeeze hard, you have to squeeze it out for me, the more, the better!"
"Helmet...yes!"
Although everyone felt that this move was a bit inappropriate, after all, they had to put on the helmet themselves when they turned around, but after taking a look at Jian's hand on the door, they still gritted their teeth and did it decisively.
"what about me?"
The soldier who was still in a bad mood before saw that everyone had plans, but he felt a little unsure.
"Brother, I also want to save you, but you are no longer a child, so you can only seek happiness for yourself."
Wu Liang showed sympathy, patted his shoulder and sighed.
"ah?"
The man was stunned after hearing this, his face instantly wrinkled into a bitter melon, and he was almost about to cry.
…
Of course, Wu Liang also tried to scare him, so as to teach him to keep his tail between his legs and not really abandon him.
After everyone entered the tomb, it was inconvenient, and they had been frightened all the way to this point. Now they were full of urge to urinate, and for a while, the sound of thin water could be heard in the tomb chamber.
After a while, the helmets in the hands of several people were all soaked with urine from half of the helmets, and the smell hit their nostrils when they were held in their hands.
Everyone had to scratch their necks and wrinkle their noses to avoid the strong smell.
A child's urine is really flushed!
Wu Liang did the same. He took Chen Jinshui's helmet, which had already finished urinating, and urinated on most of the helmet, then evened some of it out for the soldier who was not a boy.
As for Chen Jinshui.
This guy's psychological quality was not very good. In order to prevent him from knocking over his helmet in a panic and wasting the hard-won boy's urine, Wu Liang asked him to hold a torch to light up everyone.
"What to do next?"
When the boy's urine was ready, everyone asked again.
"Didn't you collect some gold utensils before? Bring me a small cup."
Wu Liang did not answer, but looked at Chen Jinshui.
"Ah? Oh."
Chen Jinshui hesitated for a moment, then put his hand into his arms with some distress, and took out several small gold cups at the same time. He first carefully compared the sizes, then weighed them in his hands, and finally took out the smallest cup.
When I handed it over, my face looked sore.
This is fucked up!
Wu Liang was so angry and funny, I wanted to kick him in the face.
But this time was unusual. In the end, he just glared at Chen Jinshui, took the small golden cup, and then said to everyone, "Just do as I say," and then tentatively approached Jian who was guarding the door.
In fact, he also thought about simply pouring the boy's urine on his body, which would make the animal afraid to come forward easily.
But this is too disgusting, and the amount of child urine is also very limited, so it is impossible to soak everyone... What's more, Jian also has a long-range urine attack. The urine of this thing is more deadly than the minions.
Killing them doesn't require risking anything, so it's not feasible.
When Jian saw someone approaching him, his posture became a little alert, and he immediately arched his body, and the mane on his neck exploded in an instant.
"Hey——!"
With a soft sound, a stream of urine spurted out from between his legs and shot straight towards Wu Liang's door.
Wu Liang was on guard for a long time, and the frequency of urine ejection was relatively limited, so he could easily resolve it with a simple sideways movement. Then, without waiting for Jian to make another move, Wu Liang had already dipped the small golden cup into his helmet and scooped out a small amount of urine with a wave of his hand.
A whole cup of boy's urine was poured on the cock.
While splashing Wu Liang, he couldn't help but complain in his heart: This tomb was stolen and stolen, and it turned into a water splashing festival. It is also magical...
Smelling the smell of urine wafting in the air, Jian immediately sensed the danger.
Seeing that the boy's urine was about to splash on his body, he immediately dodged it gently. With his agility, he could easily avoid it.
But just because of this avoidance, it is no longer directly above the door.
“It really works!”
Wu Liangliang was overjoyed and immediately called to everyone behind him, "Come here and join me in doing something. As long as we force this monster away, we can escape and ascend to heaven!"
"Coming!"
When everyone saw this, their morale was greatly boosted, and they rushed forward and splashed urine on Fang.
Five people splashing urine together and Jian urinating alone are naturally different from each other. However, the fire suppression was achieved in an instant. Jian could only run around, and was soon forced far away.
At this moment, seeing that everyone was still excited, Wu Liang quickly shouted: "You should save your time, we are just forcing it out of the way temporarily, there is still a section of the tomb passage to go behind."
"indeed."
Only then did everyone give up in frustration.
Wu Liang then ordered Chen Jinshui to put away the torches that the three fallen men had dropped to the ground, stomped out the flames on the ground, and then directed the group of people to cover each other and quickly pass through the wooden door of the bathroom, and finally arrived outside.
In the tomb passage.
But as soon as they came out, the cat swooped out and followed them.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!"
Chapter completed!