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Chapter 36 Don't bully the poor?

In the previous life, the "Pirate King" was not only famous in the interstellar pirate camp, but also well-known for players in other camps. Otherwise, there would be no need to note the word "Pirate King" before.

That is, the "pirate king". The most talked about by players is naturally the feature of X-apple.

What should I say about this x-appearance?... Tang Xiao made a private summary, calling it "the protagonist's life is not the protagonist, and he has the protagonist's disease."

This guy is a hard-core online novel reader. He has basically read any popular online novels on the market.

Most people only want to relax and enjoy themselves when reading online novels. It’s okay to have fun after reading them, but he is different. He especially likes to study the ways of pretending to x in the novels. According to insiders, in order to integrate those ways of pretending to x, he also took notes, several large books as thick as Xinhua Dictionary.

But can you happily install x by mastering these ways to install x?

Of course not!

Tang Xiao also read some online novels in his previous life. The protagonists in those books are either fatherless or motherless or orphans, reborn in the past and know everything, or cross the knowledge of low-level planes, or carry a cow x system with him, or have a ring with his grandfather... Even if he is not good, he has to catch up with the revival of the earth's spiritual energy and awaken his powerful abilities. If he is more stable, he would be even better.

Let’s see you again, what do you have?

You dare to pretend to be x without anything?

Do you know that you are called working without a license? You are called...

???

When she recalled this, Tang Xiao was suddenly stunned.

Speaking of which, I am a fatherless orphan, and I was also reborn in the game three years ago and I knew everything. The "Soul Release Progress: 1%" might still be a system... Why did I suddenly feel like I was controlled by a mysterious force from the East?

Anyway, people like me who seem to have the potential to play with the protagonist are not pretending to be x. What qualifications do you have to pretend to be?

Therefore, in the previous life of the gangster Ye Le's untiring but embarrassing costume, the title of "pirate king" gradually became popular, and eventually became a "celebrity" that players talked about after dinner.

Although this guy later had some enlightenment and after many efforts, he did not take off the hat.

Except installing x.

Another feature of Piziye is that he is good at "self-guidance".

The targets of self-propelled strategies are naturally girls. To describe this characteristic with a classic line, it is "Why do girls smile mercilessly at me?"

Let’s put aside some green tea bitches with ulterior motives.

Sometimes some girls often just say a few polite words to him. After making a self-profile, this guy can come to the conclusion that "she is definitely in love with me."

Based on this conclusion, the mutton-ye will inevitably forcefully pretend to be x in front of the girl. This is completely the same as the male peacock will naturally spread her feathers when she is in heat. Then... some girls can also give him some face to echo, while some girls directly treat him as a mental illness and flee, and by the way they have to promote the "pirates forcing king".

This is undoubtedly a vicious cycle.

After self-propelling, I couldn't help but want to pretend to be x. After pretending, I needed to take a self-propelling to see the girl's performance, and then I continued to pretend to be x, and then I followed up with self-propelling... My descendants were in endless, but my kidneys did not increase, so why not lose money?

but.

This does not prevent the impression that Pizi Ye is a game master in Tang Xiao's heart.

In my previous life, this guy was also the commander of the top 100. His usual ranking was not much different from that of Tang Xiao. He occasionally fell out of the top 100 and then came back after a while...

But Tang Xiao knew that this ranking actually did not fully reflect the true strength of Pizi Ye.

The reason why this guy stays in this ranking is because he has been cheated by Green Tea bitches before. No matter who he changes, he will lose some precious equipment and ships in non-combat situations every now and then, and it is difficult to accumulate strength.

And the reason why I occasionally fall out of the top 100 is because I have been cheated by the green tea bitch recently...

This is why Tang Xiao said that he "dead repeatedly on a woman's belly, but still has no memory for many times". This guy just doesn't have a memory for many times. The passive attribute of "self-guidance" makes him particularly like a green tea bitch, and the passive attribute of "forced x" makes him always beat him up and pretends to be fat.

But this guy is still a "love type"!

Most people are cheated by green tea bitches and will mostly post on the forum to condemn them. Even if they can't get back the losses, they will still make the reputation of green tea bitches bad. But this guy never mentions these things, and even if someone asks, he has never exposed anyone.

Is this a love species?

Tang Xiao thinks this is the spare tire king, this is the dog licking king, and this guy may still be making a self-guidance...

In short, if there were no such shabby things, Tang Xiao felt that this guy was still very talented in the game, and maybe he could also attack the top ten commanders.

...

"Great, you trapped him!"

Seeing that Piziye's spacecraft was instantly trapped by energy, Xiao Divortex said the sweetest surprise.

"Snatch the time to take on the task."

Tang Xiao didn't talk nonsense, and immediately turned his ship and drove towards the inactive cruiser. He was sure that this was not a fishing trap, because the cruiser had indeed lost the ability to attack him.

"Okay, I promise you!"

Little Divortex nodded the most dessert and quickly said to the captain of the cruiser via radio.

"Don't come here!"

But Gerald suddenly shouted with all his strength, "I, I can't hold on anymore... My warship can't hold on anymore. The fire has spread to the ammunition depot. An explosion may occur at any time. Wait..."

Speaking of this, Gerald let out a few painful moans, as if he was turning over with force?

After such a moment, he finally panted again: "Now... I will shoot these four boxes of goods out... You take them away, remember, you must send them to the headquarters of the Blade Pirates. After seeing the goods, the people there will never... will not treat you badly..."

While talking, an emergency door on the top of the cruiser was opened, and four containers were thrown into space.

The next moment.

"boom!"

With a loud bang, an explosion occurred at the tail of the cruiser, followed by a series of explosions.

"Hahaha... Brothers, wait for me, I'm here..."

Gerald finally let out a tragic and crazy laughter, and soon the explosions from the radio merged into one.

"Is this the interstellar pirate..."

Listening to these sounds, Little Dimwo murmured with some feeling.

Tang Xiao quickly drove to the four containers not far away, quickly put them into the cabin, and then drove non-stop towards the Andromeda h73-250 neutral space station.

The task has been successfully taken over. It is better not to cause trouble before completing the supply and repair.

...

Not far away.

As Tang Xiao walked farther and farther away, he had become a small dot in the star curtain, the warship of Pizi Ye finally returned to normal.

"Damn, the weapon on the other side is quite awesome. The duck you got just flew like that. It's unlucky!"

Pizi Ye already knew the cause of the warship failure, muttered a little annoyed, then suddenly cheered up and imitated the protagonist of a certain novel, looking at the increasingly smaller dot in the star curtain and said coldly: "But I, Pizi Ye, would like to advise you a few words, thirty years from Hedong, thirty years from Hexi, don't bully the young man's poor!"

After pretending to be this unappreciated x, Pizi Ye probably felt a little bored, so he calmed down again and opened the battle log to see who had been fooled by him just now.

result.

"Hey? Little Diputi is the sweetest? This should be the name of a girl, right?"

"Is the commander just now a girl?"

"Wait a moment!"

"The girl has obviously controlled me just now, and it took 15 seconds, so why didn't she take such a good opportunity to attack me!?"

"Can't it..."

"Where has this girl seen me before? And she is so meaningful to me? So... I didn't have the heart to fire after I knew my identity through the battle log?"
Chapter completed!
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