Chapter 1 Bald-headed Pharaoh(2/2)
It was dark.
In the bathroom, Lao Wang touched the big bald head in front of the mirror, refreshing and bright.
"Do you want to buy nodular oil?"
Thinking in my heart, I repaired my white beard again.
Spirit!
Lao Wang nodded with satisfaction, turned around and walked out. In the mirror, the image seemed to have cracked the corners of his mouth.
Not far away is a snack street, with crowds of people.
Under the light, his shadow was particularly deep. I don’t know if it was because of the light, but occasionally it tended to expand, as if a demon was about to rush out.
Lao Ma’s braised meat shop is so fragrant. Lao Wang took a sip, but shook his head helplessly.
When you get older, you are almost insulated from big fish and big meat.
Although he can still eat some, he usually does it at noon and never eats supper.
"It's hard to even have a bite of fun to keep your wealth in your family. This life is so fucked!"
Finally, Lao Wang came to Aunt Liu's shop and ordered a bowl of hand-rolled noodles.
"Old Wang, add an egg?"
"He has two eggs, where does one egg make?"
"Yes, yes, yes, you need to add two, this is to supplement the shape with shape!"
"Look, he has lost all his hair and has become a big braised egg!"
"You guys are old bastards!"
Talk and laugh, and eat a bowl of noodles.
After blowing a big fart, Lao Wang walked back with his hands behind his back.
The weather in October is not cold yet.
There were people coming and going on the street, all of them were full of white legs, which was dazzled.
Old Wang squinted his eyes and kept wandering back and forth: That girl has good legs, which can add half a minute; that girl is so tall, about 1.75 meters tall, this leg, this small waist, eight minutes; Oh, those two peaks, one step, three trembling, it is so mighty...!
I was leisurely and wandered home.
Open the door and the yard is dark!
Turn on the lights and it will be bright in an instant.
"It's so lonely to live alone!" Lao Wang thought, "Look for two nannies? No, I always sell food and drink when I go out, so there is no need to rent out the second floor? It's at least nine cents for tenants!"
After watching TV for a while, I washed up and returned to the house.
Lying on the bed, I feel exhausted all over.
"It's fine if the bird can't raise its head, but my young heart begins to feel so sank!"
Lamented and closed your eyes.
He was drowsy, not knowing whether it was a dream or a discomfort, but he felt as if someone was staring at him.
Open your eyes and turn on the lights, and the room is empty.
After patting the bald head, I felt the urge to pee.
"When people get older, they get up more and more at night!" Lao Wang really felt the inconvenience, but he was helpless.
He stood up with difficulty and walked towards the bathroom with his slippers.
Hurry!
I shook twice again, and I felt comfortable.
After washing his hands and looking in the mirror, Lao Wang felt inexplicably.
Blink.
Twisted his neck.
"How strange!" Lao Wang murmured, thinking of the blood moon a year ago and the recent strange stories, he couldn't help but feel fun.
He grinned at the mirror suddenly.
The next moment, his expression froze.
In the mirror, his image shivered clearly without opening his mouth.
Chapter completed!