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37. Trash talker – Wade Wilson

Dozens of blood whips flew from Zhou Youping's body toward the surroundings......

"That blood whip! He is the legendary companion of the Punisher - the Bloody Executioner!"

As soon as the blood whip was released, the mercenaries in the tavern immediately understood Zhou Youping's identity like the robber before.

After knowing Zhou Youping's identity, most of the people in the tavern showed fear or fear.

Some people couldn't help but show a hint of greed because they remembered the bounty displayed by the "Black Wanted Warrant" against the Punisher Team, but they were soon overwhelmed by fear.

Of course, there were also a few people with a calm face, not knowing whether it was because of their strong hearts or because the man accidentally got into the husky in the wolf's den, not knowing that he was "afraid".

Then, the blood whip gave everyone a big mouth.

After a series of jokes, the entire tavern became quiet.

Seeing that his etiquette class had achieved remarkable results, Zhou Youping nodded with satisfaction: "Now you should be able to speak well. I want to assign tasks, what procedures should I go through?"

After Zhou Youping finished speaking, a man with glasses, a messy brown hair, and a little timid look waved to Zhou Youping at the bar: "This guest, if you need to assign a reward task, please come here to register the task."

After hearing this, Zhou Youping walked to the bar.

The brown-haired man took out a notebook and a pen from the storage cabinet below the bar and placed it carefully in front of Zhou Youping, and then said: "Fill in the form according to the prompts, and then pay a deposit according to 30% of the bounty filled in the form. Of course, if you find it troublesome, it doesn't matter if you pay the full amount in one go."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Youping began to fill out the form...

Just as Zhou Youping was filling out the form, the "ga" sound when it was opened came from the entrance of the tavern.

Maybe someone left, or maybe someone came in.

Then, a strong black-haired man with a buzz cut came to the bar.

The man with a buzz cut first glanced at Zhou Youping, and then began to gesture to the brown-haired man at the bar.

The brown-haired man shrugged after seeing the man with a buzz cut.

Then the man with a buzz cut became anxious and started to gesture again.

The brown-haired man shrugged again.

No matter what a man with a buzz cut gestures, the brown-haired man just shrugged.

Zhou Youping understood with the light of his eyes, but what he understood was not the gesture of a man with a buzzhead, but the gesture of a brown-haired man who said he could not understand the gesture of a man with a buzzhead...

Zhou Youping was anxious about the man with a buzz cut and couldn't help asking the brown-haired man: "Why is this mute sign language so bad?"

The brown-haired man shrugged habitually and said, "He is not a mute."

Zhou Youping asked the man with a buzz cut in surprise: "Then why don't you speak?"

Then, Zhou Youping saw the man with a buzz cut and began to gesture to him.

Zhou Youping frowned and said sternly: "Speak!"

However, as soon as Zhou Youping finished speaking, the words in the other party's mouth instantly started to rush towards Zhou Youping like a flood discharge...

"Haha! You're talking! No, you've already spoken a few seconds ago.

I just came in and found that the scene was too quiet. I could tell at a glance that you must be playing a game where whoever talks and whoever pays for it!

Brother, you lost, hurry up, squirrel, give me the most expensive cup of milk and the most expensive whiskey!

Hi! My name is Wade Wilson. I am currently single and I like women~

Oh! Are you assigning tasks?

Summer homework not completed?

Or was he bullied at school and wanted to find someone to support the situation?

I am a veteran, whether I am a regular army or a mercenary.

You give me the task directly, and I can give you a 10% discount. The commission required by this guy’s hand is too high!

......

Hey! My face is so tender, how do you take care of it? This skin is better than the girlfriend I dreamed of last night.

If you grow up for a few years, you will definitely be a handsome man who is second only to me..."

As he spoke, Wade reached out to Zhou Youping's face, as if he was about to pinch it.

The next second, a blood-made slap stretched out from Zhou Youping's shoulder and pressed the head of the buzzing man, Wade, on the bar counter.

The kind with the mouth underneath.

In an instant, the whole world became quiet!

Wade Wilson?

Zhou Youping has some impression of this name.

Plus this mouthful of trash talk.

Zhou Youping basically guessed the other party's identity.

Deadpool?!

But that's right. Wade was a mercenary before his disfigurement, the kind that could not be guaranteed by food and clothing at the bottom of the industry.

But this guy has not been disfigured yet, he should be said to be the future Deadpool.

But Zhou Youping didn't want to deal with him.

If he is stuck with Deadpool, he will become a moving source of pollution, and he will always be around you to disgust you and annoy you.

Zhou Youping quickly filled out the form.

The brown-haired man came over to collect the form, then looked at it, and while he was watching, he was still muttering quietly: "I'll see what task...

Looking for the Hulk?

Bounty...800,000 US dollars!"

"Hi! buddy...

I know who you are!”

At some point, this guy named Wade actually moved his mouth out of the bar under the pressure of the blood whip and could speak again...

"The companion of the punisher - the bloody executioner! His name is really... long.

Great, men like to grow and grow!

Look at me, look at me...

Leave your task to me!

I am the best at punishing evil and promoting good. Scums who have been strung together by my knife can pile up into pyramids..."

Speaking of this, Wade's mouth was suddenly sealed by a mask turned into a blood.

Afterwards, Zhou Youping transferred the full bounty to the Mercenary Tavern account.

When the brown-haired man was handling the transfer, Zhou Youping couldn't help but be curious about the "numbers" in his bank card.

Zhou Youping glanced at it.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8.........

Balance, eight digits before the decimal point!

The first digit is 2!

Twenty million!

US dollars!

Stark actually gave it!

What should I do if I suddenly have the idea of ​​"not going home without spending all the money"?

No! Zhou Youping, be firm!

We don’t even care about becoming a god, what’s this little money?

Zhou Youping forced himself to suppress his desire, and after he took back his bank card calmly, he left the Mercenary Tavern.

Not long after, a new bounty mission appeared on the black market.

...

Mission: I found that the Hulk appeared and reported it as soon as possible

Time: Within two months

Limitation: Multiple people can receive repeated rewards, those who submit the mission first receive a reward

Bounty: One million US dollars! (When Zhou Youping found out that he was so rich, he immediately increased the bounty)

Additional information: The target will appear on a mess

...

That night, the mercenaries who made the appointment were immediately awakened by the generous bonus.

The bounty of the "Black Wanted Warrant" is also one million dollars, but the death rate against the Punisher is extremely high. Even the kind of mercenaries who have no moral bottom line and ignore the law dare not try it easily.

But Zhou Youping's mission is different. As we all know, the Hulk is a destructive maniac. As soon as he appears, he will make a lot of noise. He makes a reservation every day. If he encounters it, he will encounter it. Then he will get a faster hand speed and get a million!

There is no need to fight to the death!

The threshold is extremely low!

There is one eye, a phone, and the mouth can speak.

OK, you are a professional mercenary, go ahead!
Chapter completed!
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