277、Banner the honest man and Thor the rectum
Ten minutes ago.
Since Zhou Youping kicked out with Hulk, Thor, in order to hide for a while, Thor decided to fly to a place with wine to drink.
However, Hulk grabbed Thor and refused to let go, so Thor had to fight an air battle with Hulk.
After a fight, Hulk failed to grab Thor's body for a moment. Thor took the opportunity to give Hulk a hammer from top to bottom, causing Hulk to fall down quickly.
Thor didn't react at first, but when he reacted, Hulk had fallen for more than ten seconds.
"Don't you? Will you throw him to death if you fall so high?"
Thor thought of this and hurriedly chased after him.
However, Thor failed to catch up, and Hulk finally fell to the ground.
The potential energy generated by falling from a height of ten thousand feet to the earth. The ultimate result is that Hulk directly...
Dizzy after falling.
After Hulk was knocked unconscious, Banner's consciousness reoccupied his body and then turned into a naked man.
Fortunately, Thor found a set of men's clothing "put outside the house and no one wanted it" from the nearby village in time to wear it for Banner, so Banner could go out to meet people.
......
In a bar, New Mexico, USA.
"Sorry, I couldn't control myself for a while and caused trouble for you." Banner, who looked honest and handsome, said to Thor who was drinking hard next to him.
Tons tons....
After Thor finished filling a liter of beer, he wiped the foam from his chin and smashed the cup to the ground.
"One more drink!"
The bartender sensibly took a new cup from the counter....
Taking advantage of the break from drinking, Thor turned to Banner and said, "Hi, it's all a trivial matter. Compared to the arrogant look after you transformed, I still prefer you to be like you now. You are polite and willing to invite me to drink. In order to make you like this, it's nothing for me to do to make me work like this.
If you feel sorry for it, he will treat me to another meal after the war is over!”
"This..." Banner looked at the glass slags all over the ground and said helplessly: "It's okay to invite you to drink, but whether you can stop throwing the cups is not a matter of money or not. The main reason is that these cups cost money. Uh, I mean glass slags can easily hurt people."
In addition, the waiters at these bars had actually cleaned the glass jams several times, but the cleaning speed could not keep up with Thor's speed of throwing the cup...
"How can that be?" Thor frowned: "Smashing a cup is the basic etiquette of the wine table! It is the praise of our Asgardians for fine wine! Do you think so?"
Thor's last sentence asked the bartender.
The bartender smiled while pouring wine, "Yes, yes! Sir, you are so polite!"
After all, it is a cup bought from a wholesale price, and it is compensated at a price of 15 times the market price.
There is no way, people give money, but those who give money will have "gifts"!
"That, mainly because I didn't bring much money..." Banner finally couldn't help but tell the fact that he was a poor man in a more tactful way.
As a person wanted by the government, it is difficult for Banner to earn some living expenses. Moreover, because he transformed and broke his clothes, his wallet deliberately fell on the aerospace mothership. So even Banner could only think about calling someone to come to S.H.E.D. for a while, and after the incident ended...
SHIELD shouldn't have let me, a poor man, work free of charge, do you give me some? I'll pay back the money when I get the money.
Banner thought so, and then he agreed to ask Thor to drink.
Yes, Thor asked him to drink alcohol.
However, Banner seemed to be thinking too much about how he was doing something like a straightforward thing like Thor.
Thor: "It's okay, you go back to get it later. I'll drink it first. And I'm familiar with the boss of this place. Jane and I came here often before, so we can take credit."
After saying that, he "ton tons..."
After hearing Thor's words, the bartender who was pouring wine turned around and gave them a smile.
In fact, this bartender is the owner of this bar.
Relying on the money left by Thor who had drunk, smashed glasses, beat people, and smashed things with them before, the bartender had just renovated the bar recently, which led to a lot of business improvement recently, so he was very tolerant of Thor.
After all, he is the God of Wealth. If he comes a few more times, the bartender can consider opening a branch or expanding the store...
......
Let the treater go back and get the money?
This should be taken to others. Maybe he will not come back after leaving and will leave Thor here to serve others to pay off his debts.
Well, what I mean by service is to brush cups, wipe tables, wash floors, and serve wine as a waiter.
However, Banner is an honest man, and of course he can't do such a trick, even if Thor accidentally cheated him first.
Every time Thor smashes a cup, Banner will deduct some money for himself in his heart. As he calculates, Banner is under increasing pressure.
Just as Banner was thinking about finding a reason to stop Thor from drinking.
"Insert a message!
According to the National Security Administration’s early warning, there are major dangers and hidden dangers in the natural gas pipelines in the urban area of New York. In order to ensure the safety of citizens, citizens are asked to evacuate immediately. People who are planning to go to the urban area of New York, please take a detour!”
At this time, the entertainment program that was originally broadcasting in the TV in the bar was suddenly switched to a serious news program.
At this time, SHIELD had just confirmed the news that the universe cube was in New York City. In order to prevent the successful opening of the space wormhole, the occurrence of a large number of unprepared citizens after the invasion of aliens, so they had to clear the scene in advance.
“Haha~hiccup~~~”
Thor laughed and hiccupped, saying, "You Earthlings are so terrible. The enemies behind Loki have not yet been resolved, and now another disaster that will jeopardize a city."
The honest man Banner couldn't help but glance at Thor and said with anger: "That's the trouble that your brother caused, are you still laughing? This is the glory of you Asgardians (face)?"
It means: Are you shameless?
Thor choked and said with a look of embarrassment: "Uh... that, that... Loki was actually adopted and had no blood relationship with the Asgardians, well, that's it."
Banner was thinking about how to make Thor stop drinking, but when he saw Thor's momentum suddenly weakened, he suddenly had an idea...
There is no way, for the sake of life, honest people have to be honest once in a while.
"Actually, this matter is not that simple!" Banner looked serious: "A major disaster is hard to see once every ten years. One thing happens at a time is a coincidence, and two things appear as coincidences. However, coincidences are inevitable!
What natural gas pipeline problem is likely to be fake, and it is likely to be related to the Cosmic Rubik's Cube.
Thor, the war has begun!
It's time for you to go to the battlefield to solve your brother's affairs!"
Chapter completed!