"Stupid girl, what is your name?"

"Hmm... call me Xiaochai, they call me Xiaochai."

"Small dish? Who is that dish?"

"No, there isn't a plate, just small firewood. I live in the firewood house and get firewood from rice, oil and salt. But there is a big maid in the courtyard named Die'er, which sounds very nice. Well, you, do you still eat it?"

"Don't eat, you eat, you eat. Don't worry about me and Xiao Qingjun. I was full of anger from you in the afternoon. You ignored me after talking all afternoon. You are so disrespectful. You thought I was the one who found out something wrong with you.

Well, I just went back, I used the dragon to absorb water, and I was full."

"Yes, yes, I'm sorry."

"It's okay, don't kowtow. To use Uncle Xiaobai's words, we, the sons and daughters of the world, unfortunately, just treat it like making friends. Well, except for drinking, you can't pay for whoring on credit."

"As for Xiao Qingjun, I can't eat anymore. I just pushed her over the wall, and I never expected that there was fat on her butt again. It was so heavy that I almost crushed my butt to death, and her waist was almost destroyed by her.

, a lifetime of fame was almost ruined, but luckily I succeeded her in the end."

"…………"

"Brother Rong'er, please don't say that to me... Where am I fat?"

"Where? Butt. You thought you could hide it from me."

"Brother Shou Rong'er, eat these fish bones back. I won't pick them for you. From now on, I will only pick fish bones for Xiao Chai."

"Brother, the little sister does not look fat. She is tall, slim, and so good-looking. None of the maids in our courtyard are as good-looking as her."

"Thank you, Xiaochai. You look good too. Is your face injured? I'll apply some medicine on you later."

"Okay, okay, you two, stop praising each other. Xiaocai, no, Xiaochai, take this plate too, you've been looking at it for a long time."

"Hey, Xiao Chai? What a mess, this is a name that people can come up with? And Die'er is the same, it's too cliche."

"Well, okay. We are abandoned babies, and the old woman in the hospital gave us nicknames by pointing to the objects in the kitchen. When it was my turn, she turned around and pointed to the wood next to the stove.

I got the name...Xiao Chai, who grew up in the Zhao family, Zhao Xiaochai."

"Oh, so that's why you eat wood? Your name is wood, so you eat wood?"

"…………"

"My mother said that we have to be particular and meaningful in choosing names. The more particular and meaningful the better, the better. Only in this way will people feel powerful. So do you know what it means to be particular about meaning?"

"No, I don't know."

"It means that after you say it, you want others to not understand it. Or if you tell him the meaning, it will take a long time for him to digest it before Shi Shiran reacts and even nods pretending to understand. He can't help but feel it.

Muttering, this man is really fastidious and powerful. Do you understand?"

"I understand...I understand a little bit. But...don't speak human words to others?"

"Well, that's a good summary. But I have to add one more thing. While not speaking human words, you also need to let others not know that what you are speaking is not human words, thus making others feel ashamed and doubt that they can understand human words, and feel that they are not human.

If you are a very fastidious person, then you will feel that you are a very fastidious person.”

"Oh, I understand, um, but it's so difficult."

"I'll give you an example and introduce us by the way."

"My surname is Zhao. The single character is Rong, which means "rong". To explain the character and explain it in text, the character "rong" is divided into half, which means "gange", "gange", one shield and one spear, which are weapons."

"So the word Rong also means weapons and army. My mother said that my name was given by my father, and it has a strong murderous character. If I study in the future, I can ask the teacher to give me a gentler word."

"As for Xiao Qingjun, who is very good at picking fish bones and peeling grapes... there is a saying that 'when the weather is cold, all the grass and trees will turn yellow, and it is still known from Qingqingjun'."

"The bamboo is green, knotty, and has the style of a gentleman. It's called Qingjun. This is her nickname. Doesn't it look like a boy? Oh, it would be great if it were real. I could have one more buddy. It's a pity that he likes to wear skirts.

Girl."

"…………"

"Stupid girl, are you awesome? Are you very particular and don't understand me at all?"

"Well, firewood... bamboo... spears, well, aren't they all wooden sticks?"

"?"

"Big brother, little sister, do you eat wood?"

"You big-headed devil, what's the difference? Even if my spear is a hard stick made of copper and iron, you are just bamboo and firewood. I am so hard and thick, so you can only be used as a wooden scabbard. Bamboo

Scabbard. So, hum, if I can deal with the two of you by myself, isn’t that just a matter of chance? In the words of Uncle Xiaobai, I can split open this small Wangque Island with just one sword. So from now on.

Among the three of us, I am the oldest, so you must be obedient and listen to me!"

"Bah, bah, bah, you are shameless."

"By the way, Xiaochai, you saw me on the window sill today, why are you so afraid of me?"

"I'm afraid you'll beat me."

"Is this young hero so scary?"

"No, it's because I don't know you, and you keep staring at me with scary eyes, and you keep nodding..."

"Oh. That's because I recognized you. You don't know me, but I know you. Let me ask you, are the square grids drawn on the tiles and the stones placed outside the door of our fourth room all the same?

Was it taken away by you?"

"Ah, it seems so, how did you know?"

"That was a game Qingjun and I played. The square grid was used for hopscotch and the stones were used for throwing stones. We couldn't bring them back to the room, so we had to ask the maids and sisters not to clean them. It turned out that you were lucky. I didn't know where it came from at that time.

Every time the kid comes out, you sweep it away!"

"…………"

"I tried to catch you several times, but you were smart enough to run away before I even got close. But with your thin and short body... I said this morning why you looked so familiar. Well, you actually met the real owner.

.”

"sorry, I do not know."

"You haven't played that game before? It's okay. Qingjun and I will take you to play later."

"Big brother, little sister, I..."

"Wait a minute, don't call me that in the future, just call me Brother Rong'er."

"Well, you can also call me Sister Qingjun."

"Well. Brother Rong'er, sister Qingjun, I...I probably can't play with you anymore."

"Why? You, Zhao Xiaochai, Xiao Xiaomu, look down on me, Zhao Tiebang, and her, Zhao Xiaozhu?"

"No, no. Xiao Chai was not chosen by the master. I heard that the Foundling Home will no longer be run, and little maids like me are not wanted anymore. It is a waste of food. I may not be able to live in the wood house in a few days. I have to

Got sent out of the house."

"I...I haven't been outside yet, and I don't know if I can see Brother Rong'er and Sister Qingjun again in the future...Well, if, if, Xiaochai gets money outside, he may not be able to invite you back to dinner.

Woohoo.”

"Xiaochai Xiaochai, don't cry. The medicine you just applied on your face is going to be in vain. Brother Rong'er, please think of a solution quickly."

"I know, I know, Qingjun, can you stop teaching me how to do things? Wait, that's it, you've been crying all day, and that's what you're crying about."

"It's just...that's it? Even if you can't live in this shabby woodshed, it's not as comfortable as Qingjun and I's little nest on the back mountain. And what's there to do as a maid? Are you still trying to be a maid? This is stupid. You say

Isn’t it, Qingjun?”

"Xiao Chai, it's not easy to be a maid. My mother always deals with maids who make mistakes. It's too hard to be a maid."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Then, what are you going to do if you don't become a maid?"

"Well, let me think about it, why don't you become a young lady from the Duke's Palace like me? This is good, but it's just inconvenient to go out to play. Brother Rong'er, please help Xiaochai and let her be a young lady too."

"…………"

"???"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"Idiot, can you stop causing trouble and making bad ideas?"

"Xiaochai, don't be sad. Wouldn't it be better if you were not chosen by the bullshit master? Besides, you don't have parents to control you. It's no good. This young hero is a little envious. If my mother doesn't care about me, let me go to the world.

, how great would that be?”

"Well, let's get down to business. Xiaochai, please be my second wife."

"…………"

"Qingjun and I often play house. The wooden cabin in the tree in the back hill is our wedding house. My mother and I don't even know it. It's quite comfortable to live there, but it's a pity that we can't stay there overnight."

"Xiao Chai, you will live there from now on. When we play house, you will be my second wife, and Qingjun will be the eldest wife, so we can have some fun."

"Brother Rong'er, this is a good idea. You go to live in the small wooden house in the back mountain, and we will bring you food, food and clothing. Brother Rong'er also goes there often and can take care of you. We can play together in the future, so we don't have to be tiring maids anymore.

.It's just... Brother Rong'er, why is it the second lady and not the younger lady? Do you still want to have one?"

"...I'm too lazy to talk to you. Haha, it's decided. From now on, I will have two wives. Look at Uncle Bai, he is such a big man and still an old bachelor. He knows how to brag to me about his past.

How can you trick me into buying a drink? Are you a master? This is too much."

"Xiao Chai... no, this name is too awkward. I have to change it. My second wife's name also needs to be special."
To be continued...