(The sky sounds dull, and the director makes a brilliant debut - the farts are not smelly, so it is a dull sound.

All the audience stood up excitedly and raised their noble hands. The whole world was immediately drowned out by a sound - the sound of the smelly goose egg breaking through the air.

Director, I said calmly: "Everyone is so enthusiastic, I feel so excited~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YA, who is the girl who throws pebbles from her daughter?")

Scene 2: A dark and slippery path. The whole path is surprisingly clean. There is no garbage. No, there is only one garbage on the ground. A VCD with a couplet written on it. The first couplet: People don’t look at the evil dragon path; the second couplet: God decides to be a three-knit; the horizontal banner: You have to look at it if you don’t look at it!

(Complaint Hotline:

Enthusiastic audience C [Xiaobo]: "You can't hit this point when you pat the pig's fart!"

Enthusiastic audience Ding [Dragon Chair]: "That's right, the pig head is now 160, and it will take 161 to shoot again!"

The director ignored the above two people: "Guess, why do you need to be castrated? If you guess correctly, you will have no reward.")

Swish, the camera suddenly pointed at the end of the trail, and a figure, uh, to be precise, it should be a figure of a person. Do you know what it means to stand without standing or walk without walking? This person took this sentence to the extreme, so even the wise and magical director, I could not determine whether it was a [person].

"Hu~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This ghost weather that should be blown away by the anus is almost bored." This person's figure walked from the darkness to the light.

(Director's friendly reminder: Please watch the following picture with your parents!)

A pair of flip-flops with a worn bottom, a pair of oversized beach pants - without zippers, and the withered body hair drifted with this person's movement; a large shirt with all colors in the world - without buttons, and a pale and thin body with a foreskin half-covered face; a cigar with at least 30cm is burning itself desperately and cheering others up; as for the flowing hair on the other end, it makes people unable to bear to look at it, for fear of "falling in love with your hair~~~~~~" He kept cursing in his mouth - I think it was not a greeting to the Chinese national football team.

The source of his motivation for walking was the place where there was no zipper. I saw that every step he took would thrust hard, and then his legs would slowly alternately with unwillingness. Perhaps that place was where his dantian Qihai was located, what is a talent?

He slowly and firmly stepped from the left side of the trail to the right.

(The director once again reminds you: Please prepare tissues for men and women, whether it is different from the picture below, the man is ready to wipe his nose, and the woman is ready to wipe his tears.)

"Ding thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud

A round of moonlight, like a searchlight, shot down from nine days and shot hard on the owner of Gaogens' shoes - the director revealed: "Chang'e and Wu Gang went to see Avatar tonight, so Zhu Bajie was the only one on it, uh, you know!"

Low V, high cross, huge breasts, squint buttocks, slender waist, long legs, slender hands, red lips, beautiful nose, charming eyes, thin eyebrows, snowy skin, floating hair, thousands of words converge into one sentence: "This is a disaster for the heavens!"

She quickly and charmingly went from the right side of the path to the left.

(Instant news: Because a certain audience member did not listen to the director's words and did not prepare tissues, they are now extremely anemia and are quickly sent to the hospital for blood transfusion. He asked his family to go to the hospital to pay the money as soon as possible. The audience's name is: Passerby!)

Just like destined, Ganchai and Liehuo met on the left side of the middle of the trail - who is Ganchai? Who is Liehuo?

(At this time, the beautiful and appropriate background music sounded at the right time - "Leo": "When I am alone, I am a Leo, what~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~")

"Bang!!!" He raised his hand and fell. He was rushing from the left. He was knocked down by her cat from the right.

Disappeared in the vast night~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Director's message: "Many times, men are the victims of X harassment!")

"Chekov, it's impossible for us to be the two of us."

"No~~~~~~~ This is not the case!"

"What do I want now, what can you give me?"

"I……"

"Hehe, I didn't expect that this was the first time she was in bed. She was so crazy. Haha, Chekov, you whore you, do you deserve her?"

"Let's go, I have nothing to do with him!"

"Hahahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~ Chekov, my poor puppy, I don't mind throwing it to you once, haha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

“Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Two screams rang out almost at the same time, on the super large water bed.

Chekov kept trembling all over. He grabbed his hair desperately, and cold sweat flowed like water. An abnormal flush appeared on his naked and thin body.

The woman under him closed her eyes and showed a kind smile that only Guanyin Bodhisattva could have on her face. She was so pure and inviolable. Such an expression could make people crazy when she appeared on such an occasion.

A quarter of an hour later.

Chekov finally stopped trembling, and the woman opened her eyes.

Chekov stood up silently, sat beside the bed, and said in a low voice: "You, go, tip."

A black gold bank card shot from his hand to the woman's side.

The woman looked at Chekov quietly, and she kept smiling like that.

"If you look at me like this, I will kill you! Get out~~~" As the last word was said, all the window glasses in a radius of hundreds of miles cracked into the smallest particles - the magical one is: they will not disperse.

The woman didn't say anything, but just put on her clothes silently. She did not take the black gold card without limit, but took out a photo from Chekov's clothes and turned around and left.

Chekov's mouth moved, but in the end he did not stop the woman's behavior. He just whispered and mocked: "That's my only photo, haha~~~"

Suddenly, a Buddha's name came from a faraway place: "Amitabha~~~~~My monk's Dharma name [Happy Guanyin], and people in the world call me [Celebrity Guanyin]. This time, I came down for the sake of the kalpa. I have been in the world for more than 100,000 years, and I have been unable to find a destined person who can help me escape from the kalpa. I didn't expect that that person was you. Good, good, good~~~~~~~~~~~ I am about to return to my position. I have left behind the cause and effect of the two of us. If you have the fate, you will meet. Amitabha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The night sky suddenly seemed like daylight, flashing and passing.

"Cause and effect? ​​Damn! The dewy couple has a lot of cause and effect." Chekov fell on the bed in a burst, and fell asleep in a short while.
Chapter completed!