Subtitle of this chapter: Cook doesn't care, ramen!

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"Sir, your French baked onion soup."

Our Master Yuan pointed to his bowl of soup and said, "Look, sir. If I were a Buddhist, I wouldn't even eat onions."

"Hahaha..." The three soldiers chuckled a few times, but they didn't know how to interface.

Major Cao Linsheng was quite kind, otherwise he would not have become a respected teacher. Moreover, he had always been resentful of the Paris Peace Conference's handling of the Qingdao issue, so he later gave up his good military officers abroad and went to Tsinghua University to become the director of the sports department.

He wanted to pull off this too controversial and embarrassing topic, so he tried to change the topic: "Neo, do you know? The Democrats in Washington are resentful of you, especially..."

"Especially this old guy William Jenningsbryan!" Yuan Yan immediately responded, "Lance, thank you. If you hadn't reminded me, I would have forgotten that there was this 'great civilian' in the Democratic Party."

So who is this Mr. Brian? This man was the Democratic presidential nominee in 1896, 1900, and 1908. Of course, he failed all three times. However, this also shows his position in American politics and the Democratic Party.

In 1913, in order to repay Mr. Brian for his role in obtaining the Democratic nomination for Woodrow Wilson, he was appointed Secretary of State.

He has a very radical political and economic viewpoint and is the national leader of the US currency replica system. The so-called replica system is a monetary system that uses gold and silver as standard currencies at the same time, which was more popular in the early stages of the development of capitalism in Western Europe.

Mr. Brian proposed an economic policy that made the Northeast financiers feel uncomfortable, that is, to mint silver coins in an infinite amount at a ratio of 16 to 1. Therefore, the movement he led was called the free silver coins movement (freesilvermovement).

Well, if this policy can be implemented... nonsense, of course it cannot be implemented! So although this "great civilian" has a very high prestige among civilians, he still cannot be elected as president.

However, no one is perfect. He hated the popular theory of evolution at that time, believing that German militarism and American robber tycoons were related to social Darwinism.

The outstanding orator was the most influential spokesperson of the anti-evolution movement at the time, and his argument was that whether biology professors liked it or not, taxpayers had the right to decide what public schools taught.

Under his efforts, the anti-evolutionary legislative bill was passed in five states between 1921 and 1929.

This is undoubtedly the "great victory" of fundamentalism in the United States, so until the 21st century, nearly half of Americans still do not believe that humans are transformed by monkeys.

This is because the number of middle school students in the United States increased from 360,000 in 1890 to 2.5 million in 1920. Many children from middle and lower-class families in society were able to enter school. What they received was anti-evolutionary education.

"Dang!"

When our Master Yuan thought of this, he was so angry that he threw the spoon into the empty soup bowl regardless of his politeness.

"Crime! He is committing crime! This is a crime against the great United States of America!" he said with gritted teeth.

Captain Arnold coughed and said, "This... Mr. Yuan, this doesn't seem to be a crime."

"Sir Captain, why is this not a crime?" Yuan Yan suddenly said with her neck, "When I think of our next generation in America receiving fundamentalist anti-intellectual education, I can't sit on the seat, I can't sleep, I can't eat..."

"Sir, your Italian seafood noodles, for three."

"Thank you, can you give me some ketchup?"

"sure."

"Hulahula...hula."

In front of the three officers who had little appetite, Master Yuan, who was angry, killed the three of them with Italian seafood noodles, then picked up a large piece of bread in front of him and started to rub the soup on the plate.

He said while wiping, "By the way, where am I talking about?"

Major Cao stuttered: "Food, eat, eat, and eat is not worthy of taste."

"Yes, when I think of such a thing, I have no appetite for anything I eat." Yuan Yanshu said very seriously, "The twenty-first century...well, what is the most important thing in the twentieth century?"

"Talents are of course talent!"

"If our next generation in America has received such ignorant education since childhood, then we will only cultivate a group of charlatans rather than talents. In this way, how can America guide the development of science and technology? How can it compete with the nations? How can it maintain its position as the world's largest industrial power?"

"No, we can't sit idly!" Our Master Yuan made up his mind in an instant, so he immediately raised his hands and said, "Waiter, let's have three more pasta!"

"People with quirks are not necessarily geniuses, but geniuses must have quirks because their brain circuits are different from those of ordinary people. This sentence was said by Mr. Yuan Yanshu. As a genius, he does have quirks. As he often says, food will bring inspiration to him, and inspiration will bring him appetite."

"He likes to create on the dining table very much, and the smoother the creation, the better his appetite. So some people say that Mr. Yuan is definitely not the person with the largest appetite in the world, but he is likely to be the genius with the largest appetite."

——Excerpt from "The Quirks of Geniuses"

After a while, the noodles that Yuan Yan called again were served with three people.

However, this time he did not start eating immediately. Instead, he rolled up some noodles with a fork and piled them in an empty basin in front of him. Then he made two round balls with mashed potatoes and put them on the pile, and then used two tomato sauce to put them in the balls. Finally, he used the fork to shape the following strips and separated a few noodles from the pile, just like tentacles.

He raised the basin and looked at it, nodded with satisfaction, and then showed it to the three officers present...

"Sigh, please see!"

These three officers were indeed helpless about his childish childish behavior, but they were not angry. This is because... they are artists who can ignore the rules of the world, not soldiers who must follow the rules.

Aren’t artists all like this? The more nervous the artists become, the more powerful they are.

To be honest, humans have much higher tolerance for artists than ordinary people. Looking at Yuan Yanshu's crazy appearance, these three officers, especially those with a "unrestrained soul", were still a little envious in their hearts.

Yes, our Master Yuan can be so "true" in nature. And Mr. Patton often travels trains. For example, in the late World War II, he said that if my army was sandwiched between Germany and the Soviet Union, I would fight at both ends, but he almost got on a steamship back to the United States.

Of course, they didn't know what this pile of pasta that seemed to have eyeballs and tentacles, so they had to ask, "Mr. Yuan, what is this?"

"This is the god I just created, the flying pasta monster (flyingspaghettimonster)!"

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A patient asked me to check the words, wuwu... Murong was thinking that my English was so delicious?

The reason is that I don’t have Baidu!!! The thirty-year-old uncle has a bad memory and is too lazy to Baidu, so he is prone to making mistakes. Please help me catch insects.
Chapter completed!