Chapter 32 Asleep
Subtitle of this chapter: Invincible mouth, legendary life.
Xu and He looked at each other and found that each other had strange expressions on their faces. They were both professional economists. In fact, as long as those who had written papers or academic works knew that the shorter the work topic, the simpler the work topic, the longer the more complicated it was. Therefore, most people would never use "socialism" to do the paper topics, because this means that they have to cover all aspects of this great question. It is like those who learn Chinese cannot use "Tang Poems", those who learn biology cannot use "Seeds", and those who learn psychology cannot use "perversion"...
In fact, there is no need to achieve this level in doctoral thesis. Compared with classmate He Lian, he received the phd paper from Yale University in 1925, but it was just "just" "Comparative Study on the Income Tax Collection Process of Modern State Administrative Institutions".
The concept of income tax is not as small as socialism, not to mention that it is just a collection process and does not need to be explained other aspects; it also limits modern state administrative institutions; in the end it is just a "comparative study".
Yuan Yanshu's ridiculous doctoral thesis title actually made Xu Zhimo and He Lian feel curious, but their curiosity directions are different.
Xu Zhimo always felt that Master Yuan was injured to save him, but he became very strange since his brain injury.
At first, he felt like he was depressed. He either lay on the bed or slumped on the sofa all day, and could take off two packs of cigarettes a day... In fact, no one could accept this kind of time travel immediately? Especially Yuan Yanshu, who would not have to be beaten to death and not be hungry or cold, and had plenty of time to adapt to it.
After more than a week, he finally felt a little energetic, but his eyes always make people look furious, and he still mutters words from time to time... Is it normal to travel through ptsd?
Xu Zhimo now saw that Yuan Yanshu, who had been very careful in dressing, was actually wearing pajamas and meeting guests in his pajamas. He also forgot the date agreed by the two. How did he see that he had not recovered yet? That's why he wanted to see what Yuan Yanshu wrote and confirm whether there was really something wrong with this brother's mind.
Master He, who had never known Master Yuan, wanted to see how Yuan Yanshu was talking nonsense. People are so strange. If they were just ordinary doctoral thesis, intellectuals like He Lian would not read it privately. Instead, they knew it was nonsense, and he wanted to read a joke.
So Xu Zhimo took the lead in reaching out and picked up the manuscript...
He briefly read it, and now there is only the first volume, which is divided into three parts. "The superiority of capitalist mode of production", "The Efficacy of Democracy" and "Critique of ".
This seems quite normal, so I still have to look at the content. However, Xu Zhimo was particularly interested in this third part because his master's thesis was "On the Status of Chinese Women".
However, from a strict academic point of view, his paper is not very good. The content mainly talks about the literary cultivation of ancient Chinese women, and emphasizes the liberation of women after the Xinhai period. It may be to fight for face in front of foreigners. His paper has many perplexing and understatement. For example, when he mentioned the situation of killing babies in China at that time, he insisted that it was not as serious as the missionaries said; and although "child marriage (actually child brides)" was backward, it actually played a role in protecting girls' lives.
He looked at He Lian, who was very interested, and handed over the first two parts tacitly. Then the two of them stood at the desk and looked...
"Oh, more than half an hour has passed!" After watching the third part, Xu Zhimo raised his wrist and looked at the gold watch with some annoyance, shouting.
Master He, who was immersed in Master Yuan’s works, also woke up and said in surprise: “Why haven’t Yuan Jun come out yet?”
The two looked at each other, put down the manuscript in their hands, and even forgot to knock on the door, and rushed directly into the bathroom...
“呼噜呼噜呼噜……”
They found that Yuan Yan was suddenly snoring in the bathtub, and he was actually asleep!
Is it easy to be a master? It is easy to say and it is not easy to say and it is not easy to say. In fact, it depends on the category.
As long as friends who have participated in the formal thesis defense, they will know that plagiarizing academic works is really not that simple. This is not like a literary work. It can be copied by three or four, and even if you have a father, you can write it on your behalf (one black and black, I think I am cute).
Classmate, your paragraph is very similar to xxx's argument in "xxx". Do you quote or deduce it yourself? Why don't you indicate the source of the quotation? If it is your own deduction, please briefly explain the derivation process.
Academic plagiarists were stunned:...
The literary plagiarist is justified: Do you know that I work hard!
The second-hand plagiarist is furious: Your surname is Fang? Do you like to eat elbows? Believe it or not, I will give you an elbow?
Yuan Yan copied it very hard and was very good at writing. Although "Socialism" is famous in later generations, as an economic dog in a distinctive socialist society, it is enough to write something in it. Whoever is full and can read the "outdated reactionary academic" work from beginning to end. If you really want to compete with neoclassical liberalism, you have to read his student Hayek.
There is no way, as his doctoral thesis, he just read the book from the beginning and figured out the meaning of each word and sentence. In particular, the content that was too reactionary had to be revised originally. This was equivalent to writing a book called "I'll take you to read Mises". However, if there is really this book, it is estimated that in addition to the collections of various libraries, it would be a great deal to sell three-digits.
Fortunately, he discovered a very, very important function of the Master Ball system, which is to be used as a searcher. As long as all the works published before the current time point, Yuan Yanshu can use Master Ball as a universal searcher as long as there are keywords. This saves him the effort of running to the library. Otherwise, even if the "socialism" provided by the Master Ball system has an index, he should know what the context is written and he is not going to find the original text?
After being awakened by the two of them, Yuan Yan, who shaved a beard, took a shower, changed into clothes after another ten minutes, finally opened the door and walked out with a refreshed look.
Xu Zhimo and He Lian seemed to have made an appointment, and took a step forward at the same time, and said in unison very neatly: "Brother Hongjian, I think your view is biased..."
Yuan Yan suddenly raised his hand and compared it with a surrender posture, saying, "Two brothers, you have to come one by one."
Xu and He gave in a moment, but in the end, Master He, who was a visitor from afar, took the lead. Neither of them knew that they were actually witnessing history. Master Yuan Yanshu's legendary life, which was invincible, finally kicked off after Chapter 22.
Chapter completed!