Chapter 183 The Secret of the Paper Man
In fact, there are some things that can reduce many unnecessary troubles when you take precautions.
After Xiao Wanting came over, the faint fragrance on her body floated into my nostrils, giving me the tortured nostrils that had just been enjoyed. I asked her to get closer to me. This is exactly what I mean. First, to prevent being eavesdropped on by others. Of course, it may not be human at all. Second, to smell the fragrance on her body and take the opportunity to take some oil.
My nose follows me, and I can't always smell this smell. It should also enjoy the fragrance of a beauty, right? After all, no one wants to smell the smell. Now there is such an opportunity, why not use it? Besides, if you want to know a little secret, should you pay a little price? This price is not too high, and it is not something that makes her wet. Just let her provide her own fragrance, and it will not let me smell it, and it will also float in the air and dissipate with the wind. It would be better for me to smell it.
In this way, I greedily smelled the faint fragrance emitted from Xiao Wanting's body to make up for the disgust caused by the stench in my respiratory tract just now. The smell of the beauty is really nice, but I can't keep smelling it. Now the beauty is starting to complain about me.
"Hua Shuangyi, why do I feel that you are weird tonight?" "Is there any?" I thought to myself that I was strange, "I said no, you asked me to come, I came too. Don't you tell me quickly, why do you keep lifting your nose? Why do I feel like you tonight is like one, one," "What?" I don't know what Xiao Wanting compared me to. "A dog, yes, a dog, look at you, I'm by your side, you still keep lifting your nose. Do you say you don't look like a dog? It's just right, haha."
I go, Xiao Wanting really compares me so handsome and sunny to a dog. At this moment, I really have the urge to beat her butt. With the light of the burning talisman paper, I looked at Xiao Wanting's perky place and swallowed a mouthful of saliva. Cough cough, I just think about it. If I really hit her butt, I will probably be in trouble. As the saying goes, a tiger's butt can't touch, let alone spanking. I suppressed my little impulse and said to Xiao Wanting, "Get closer to me, and get closer to me, why are you doing so far away from me? I'm not a tiger, and I don't eat people."
Xiao Wanting gave me a blank look when she heard this and snorted, "I'm afraid that some people are more powerful than tigers. After all, tigers eat people clearly, and some people are more terrifying than tigers. Such people have human faces and beasts, hehehe!" Xiao Wanting smiled wickedly.
I'll take a look. This girl is really amazing. She's actually saying ugly things ahead. Then forget it, I'll talk about serious things. After all, there are three paper people in the darkness now, and they are eyeing us. I don't know when they might have rushed over. I'll tell Xiao Wanting the secret of this paper person first. After telling her like this, her ability is stronger and my pressure can be reduced a lot.
Thinking of this, I attached my mouth to Xiao Wanting's ears, but who knew that I would actually attach it now
It was too close, and my mouth kissed her ears. There was a faint fragrance in Xiao Wanting's ears, and a few strands of hair fell down, making my mouth itchy. At the same time, I was still a little impulsive.
I was very guilty. You said who I am? Just say tonight. I almost fell for the old lady because I had an idea in my heart. Now, in this woods in the dark, I started to treat Xiao Wanting again. This is not possible, I will definitely not. I secretly scolded myself in my heart that I am not a thing, while advising myself, Hua Shuangyi, Hua Shuangyi, why are you doing this now? You are not Onmyoji, and you also claim that you are a righteous Onmyoji, but on the other hand, you have a little bit of justice in your actions.
Not to mention, self-criticism is really useful. With such self-criticism, the distracting thoughts in my heart quietly retreated. I said softly, "Xiao Wanting, I don't know if you have noticed that although these paper people are good at martial arts and have strong skills, when they fight with us, their routines are very mechanical and will not adapt to changes. It seems that their martial arts are just a scheming. In this way, when we fight with them, we can take advantage of this, act according to the opportunity, and take advantage of their loopholes."
"Oh, Hua Shuangyi, after you said this, I feel that this is true. Hua Shuangyi, you can do it, you are worthy of being the head of the Yin-Yang Escort Agency. You are a young man, a sexy man, and your future is terrifying!" Xiao Wanting, because I told her the secret of a paper man, she used three words to describe me at once, and I was drunk. "That," I was about to continue to say something so that my tall image could continue to be tall in her heart.
But as soon as I said this, I heard three "swoosh, swoosh, swoosh". Two paper men jumped from behind the two big trees next to me, and one paper man jumped out of the big tree and rushed towards us. Xiao Wanting saw the paper man appear and shouted, "Good come!" In order to verify whether what I said was correct, Xiao Wanting shouted to me, "Hua Shuangyi, I'll fight two this time to see if the secret you told me is right. If you dare to deceive me, hum, let's see if I don't settle the score with you!"
I thought to myself, working with a beautiful woman is so rude. You said I told you the secret of a paper man. You still have to verify it. Just verify it. You still settle the score with me. How do you settle it? Do you want me to wet? Well, if she wants to think like this, it is not impossible. I am reluctant to do it. I just put my strength into the beauty. Who is afraid of whom? But when Xiao Wanting's tone was speaking, she seemed to bite her back teeth and said, probably there is a big way out for me. Well, I have to remember it in the future. If you have anything to do, provoke the beauty, and tell the beauty what secret it is, it is not fun at all.
Since Xiao Wanting said that, even if I beat three paper men to death, I would not make any contribution. Not only did I have no contribution, I would probably have to be blamed by the beauty. So let it go. I will never do anything thankless. Therefore, I found a paper man and started fighting with it. As for those two paper men, I will leave it to Xiao Wanting to deal with it. When she can't deal with it, it will not be too late for me to take action!
Thinking of this, I
The peach wood sword in my hand was running like a flying one, and a flower danced out from my hand. I clamped the hilt of the peach wood sword with both hands, raised one leg, and fell on the ground in front of me. The peach wood sword in my hand was sent out, and a boy bowed to Guanyin and pointed directly at the paper man in front of me.
The paper man in front of me seemed to be a little unwilling to fight with me. After seeing my boy worshipping Guanyin, I flashed to the side. Seeing that this move did not hit the paper man, I didn't take it to heart. These paper man who followed him were very capable and skilled in archery and horses. I guess he could be the top martial arts candidate. If I defeated them in one move or two moves, that would be really evil.
It is normal not to fight it because these guys are not easy to deal with. Seeing that the first move did not work, my second move followed closely, with a strong wind, pointing directly at the paper man, "Borrow flowers and offer Buddha!" Of course, it is impossible for me to really offer flowers to this paper man, and offer a peach wood sword to it. However, after I borrow flowers and offer Buddha, the other person still did not fight back, and jumped back gently to avoid my attack. The weapon in this guy's hand was a ghost-headed sword, exactly like the ghost-headed sword held by the green-faced beast Yang Zhi in the TV series.
I thought to myself, is this guy not good enough to dare to fight me, or do I know that I am the head of the Yin-Yang Escort Agency, and I am very skilled and dare not fight me? Otherwise, I would have called both moves, why didn't this guy fight me? At this moment, I was very strange in my heart, wondering why this paper man didn't fight back?
Could it be that this paper man was entrusted by a young wife and possessed by this paper man? Since ancient young women had the virtues of not fighting back or scolding him, it would be great if this was the case. Today's girls can learn more about how those women in ancient times were trained. How virtuous are they? But is the paper man in front of them possessed by an ancient young woman?
This paper man is dressed as a big man. I don’t know who made this paper man so ugly. I have never seen such an ugly paper man. I thought to myself, I care about your ugly appearance, I care about your three obediences and four virtues, I just destroy you. I don’t have any rest in the middle of the night, so how can I have time to study your three obediences and four virtues with you?
Since you don't fight back, that's better. I'll never be soft-hearted against ghosts and monsters. The peach wood sword in my hand, with a murderous aura, rushed straight to the paper mane, "The wild horse splits mane!" I shouted loudly, and a wild horse splits mane, and the peach wood sword pointed directly at this guy's forehead. This guy nimblely jumped to the side again. My wild horse splits mane still failed to stab it.
Chapter completed!