Chapter 63 The Perverted Old Man
Chen Shuang breathed a sigh of relief, then reacted and greeted Gu Xiaobei with his little fist, "You damn girl, are you cheating me?"
"How can I say that I cheated you? Do you think you are not showing any obvious enough?" Gu Xiaobei avoided Chen Shuang and smiled: "I have known you for many years. I have never seen you interested in necklaces or bracelets. Today, I suddenly looked at my necklace with my eyes shining. Also, I don't call me these days. Once I call you, I will be busy. The soldier dies for the confidant, and the woman is to please myself. All signs indicate that Comrade Chen Shuang is in love!"
Chen Shuang knew that Gu Xiaobei in such a semi-crazy state could not afford to offend him. She would just talk to her more vigorously and quarrel with her. She would be a little afraid of her. If she left a little mark on her, Li Haonan would not come to find her!
In the end, Chen Shuang had no choice but to ignore what Gu Xiaobei said, but instead tried to divert her attention.
Just as the sun was about to set, a food stall was set up at the corner of the street in front, with many things they liked to eat, including lamb skewers, grilled sausages, spicy and sour noodles, and spicy crayfish...
Chen Shuang pulled Gu Xiaobei over there, "Xiaobei, the scent of mutton skewers smells so good. Why don't we go and eat it!"
"Okay!" Gu Xiaobei immediately prepared to put down the topic of Shao Zihua and Chen Shuang for a while, and said enthusiastically: "Li Haonan wants children crazy these days, but I just don't allow me to eat these things!"
"Then you go back, don't say I'm taking you to eat!" Chen Shuang was still scared when she heard Gu Xiaobei mention Li Haonan. She was always afraid of the cold and cruel Li Haonan.
"If you don't say who do you mean, can he believe others?"
"Damn girl, you can't be willing to kill me today!" Chen Shuang was tortured by her.
As soon as the two of them sat on the chair in the food stall, Gu Xiaobei's cell phone started singing extremely loudly. Chen Shuang looked at her four times and urged her: "Come on the phone quickly, why are you doing this loud? It's not enough to be embarrassed!"
Gu Xiaobei took out the phone and said, "It's not your Uncle Li, you always treat me as a deaf person, for fear that I can't hear the phone ring. By the way, you think it's embarrassing to be with you. Who do you think is comfortable with? Who will you not lose your people with? Shao Zihua?"
"Grandma, please answer the phone quickly!" Chen Shuang remembered this again when she saw her, and hurriedly thought of her bowing. She couldn't stand Gu Xiaobei's huge phone ringtone and the strange gazes that looked around.
As soon as the phone was connected, a low voice from the other side of Li Haonan's phone came over, "Why did you answer the phone?" Then he growled unhappily: "Have you gone to the food stall?"
"Ah!" Gu Xiaobei forgot that the phone had visual function. Li Haonan was crazy about having children these days. He was so spicy, salty, and barbecue... She was not allowed to touch her. Now she dared to come to eat food stalls openly. It seemed that she would die when she went home tonight!
"What's wrong with eating? I'm greedy!" Let's talk about it tonight. Now Gu Xiaobei is so arrogant!
"Xiaobei, you know that those things have an impact on having children..."
"If you want children, you want children, you are thinking about having children all day long? Let me tell you, I don't want to, I'm greedy, I want to eat, you think what I eat has an impact on your children, so you can find someone else to give birth to a baby for you!" Li Haonan's natural domineering in his words made Gu Xiaobei very disgusted. Li Haonan's control over her these days has made her very annoyed. Now, when he hears Li Haonan say this, his mood is immediately extremely bad.
Li Haonan felt Gu Xiaobei's tough attitude at this moment. He knew that his child's temper had become unfair again. It was useless to be tough with her. He laughed on the other side of the phone and changed his tone: "Xiaobei, come to the entertainment city, I'll take you to eat delicious food, obedient!"
Gu Xiaobei was even more disgusted with his tone of coaxing children, and frowned at the phone, "Don't go." Then he hung up the phone angrily.
"You are talking to my Uncle Li!" Chen Shuang sat aside and looked at Gu Xiaobei with some concern.
"You didn't watch him so annoying! I tell you, Xiaoshuang, this person can't find a husband who is much older than himself. He always treats you as a child and always likes to give orders to you. Li Haonan is like this. He is definitely a perverted old man. He always puts me and my Li Yi together to educate him. He does not allow us to watch TV for a long time, restricts us to eat snacks, and does not allow me to always play on the computer... He also uses the nutrient solution produced by their pharmaceutical factory. He doesn't know if it has passed the test. He lets me drink it every day like watching prisoners, and lets me take a bath in the jacuzzi with essential oil and milk for half an hour, which makes me smell like a cow on my body..."
"Puchi!" Chen Shuang couldn't help it, and all the drinks in her mouth were sprayed out.
"What are you doing?" Gu Xiaobei was so upset that he wiped his clothes with a tissue. Chen Shuang stretched out his arm to Gu Xiaobei through the table, and Gu Xiaobei waved his hand, "No need, I'll wipe it myself!"
"Who wants to help you wipe it!" Chen Shuang pinched Gu Xiaobei's face through the table, "I'm talking about how tender your skin has been recently, like a newborn baby. She drinks nutrient solution and soaks it in milk. No wonder it's so good!"
Gu Xiaobei waved his hand and knocked Chen Shuang off, "What are you saying? Did I have bad skin before?"
"Okay, but not as good as it is now. Xiaobei, why are you so happy? Find a husband so good to you!" Chen Shuang is sincerely envious of Gu Xiaobei now.
"I'm happy?! You don't know how annoying Li Haonan is. He really has the potential to be Tang Monk. He is slapping and silly every day, like an old lady..."
Chen Shuang almost burst out laughing this time, her face turned red with a flushing voice. She swallowed the drink and said, "Gu Xiaobei, you want to choke me to death!"
Gu Xiaobei glared at her, "What did I say? I made you laugh like this?"
"You said that my Uncle Li is like an old lady. When I think of my Uncle Li's face as cool as my Uncle Li, I want to laugh..."
Gu Xiaobei couldn't help laughing when he thought about it.
Both of them hadn't come to eat this kind of food stall for a long time. They ordered a large table of things, including a variety of seafood, meat skewers, spicy hot pot... While they were talking, they opened their posture to eat.
Gu Xiaobei took a sip of spleen wine, added a piece of clams and put them in his mouth. After chewing a few sips, he suddenly felt his stomach churning and he started to retching uncomfortable.
When Chen Shuang saw this, she hurriedly put down the food in her hand. Seeing Gu Xiaobei's vomiting tears, she quickly got up and handed her a glass of water.
Chapter completed!