Twenty-four supermarket entrance
The servants have already prepared everything.
According to the drawings drawn by the young master when he went out, the servants drilled a small hole under a large bathtub, prepared a piece of mixed clay, gum, and a small piece of animal skin, found a thin bamboo pole, hollowed out each bamboo joint, and found a few ropes.
Looking at the things the young master wanted, the servants didn't understand what they were for.
Zhou Xiaomo praised the servants and hung the bathtub under the roof beam at a corner of the bathtub with everyone. Then he wrapped the skin of a thin bamboo pole in the end, inserted it into the small hole under the wooden barrel, put the gum in clay and stirred it evenly on the border between the bamboo pole and the wooden barrel.
Now that people poured water into wooden barrels, the first simple shower of the Tang Dynasty was born.
Zhou Xiaomo smiled and drove the stunned servants out, closed the door, took off all his clothes, stood under a simple shower, and proudly enjoyed the convenience brought by this simple modernization.
After rubbing his body a few times, he suddenly felt two uneven spots on his lower abdomen. When he looked down, he was shocked. On his lower abdomen, two patterns that looked like signs appeared.
When he was taking a shower last night, his whole body was flipped over except his hair, and he didn't see these two patterns. What's going on?
He hurried to the light to take a closer look, and saw a sign at the entrance of a supermarket on the left side of his belly, and the sign on the right seemed to be the entrance of the underworld.
This dark thing is definitely the entrance to the underworld. Zhou Xiaomo was sure that he had seen such a sign when he was in the underworld.
Looking at the dark entrance to the underworld, Zhou Xiaomo couldn't calm down. What's going on? Is it because he had just arrived in the Tang Dynasty for two days and was about to die again?
After staying in place and sweating for a while, Zhou Xiaomo suddenly remembered the woman called the Empress in the underworld who said that as long as he broke his child's body, he would die tragically or become a eunuch and a shemale. He immediately realized that as long as he broke the precept and got involved in a woman's beauty, the entrance of the underworld would automatically swallow him or turn him into a eunuch and a shemale.
Looking at the entrance of the underworld, Zhou Xiaomo felt that the decision to manage the brothel just now was undoubtedly shooting himself in the foot with a stone. At this moment, Zhou Xiaomo even had the idea of making a pair of iron pants in his mind.
After shook his head, Zhou Xiaomo calmed down and denied the terrible idea of making iron pants. If the key on the iron pants is lost, it will be in big trouble.
Zhou Xiaomo still believes in himself very much about protecting his child's body. He was with Maizi last night, so he successfully defended his position!
Thinking of what Lei Gong and Lei Mother said before leaving, Zhou Xiaomo hooked his head and looked carefully at the sign at the entrance of the supermarket - a small cart and two wheels.
The ancients said that good and bad luck depend on each other. Since the right side is the entrance to hell, then the left side should be the gate of the blessed land. Thinking of this, Zhou Xiaomo stretched out two fingers and gently pressed the two wheels, and he had disappeared from the bathroom.
Zhou Xiaomo suddenly felt a lit up before his eyes. He had arrived at a huge supermarket entrance that could not be seen at first sight. Seeing the bright lights and the dazzling array of goods in the supermarket, he instantly lost his eyes...
After a while of surprise, Zhou Xiaomo pinched his thigh hard.
It hurts so much!
This is true, not dreaming.
Zhou Xiaomo was ecstatic and immediately knelt down and kowtowed a few times, shouting thank you for Lei Gong and Lei Mother!
Happiness came too suddenly, and Zhou Xiaomo didn't know what he needed at this moment.
Forced himself to calm down for a while, he decided to give him a bottle of iced beer first.
With great joy, he found the freezer and saliva almost flowed down. Not only was there beer, but also a variety of drinks and cold drinks in the freezer.
Damn! If you don’t drink beer in summer, it means that you won’t be summer! Zhou Xiaomo suppressed the ecstasy in his heart and reached out to pull the door of the freezer.
Damn! Why can't the door of this freezer be opened?
Zhou Xiaomo was crazy, which was equivalent to diarrhea alone. He finally held his stomach and ran to the bathroom, but found that his belt was tied into a dead bump and could not be untied for a while.
Oh my god...
A line of big words appeared on the freezer: The goods in the cabinet must be exchanged for money or items.
Zhou Xiaomo lowered his head and saw his little brother. Then he realized that he had entered the supermarket with his bare ass.
He was anxious. Where can I go to get money or items? I can't cut off my little brother!
Zhou Xiaomo stretched out two fingers and pressed the wheel again. Before his eyes darkened, he returned to the bathroom again. He touched the money in his pocket of his changed clothes. He was overjoyed, put on his clothes, reached out to press the wheel on his lower abdomen, and returned to the supermarket again.
I took out a few coins of open coins, and because I was too excited, I stuffed them a few times before I stuffed them into the coin port, one... two...
"Bang!" A bottle of cans fell into the outlet.
It feels so good to have a strong anger! Zhou Xiaomo laughed wildly. He felt so happy when drinking beer in the Tang Dynasty.
Scramble coins - chicken feet.
Snack coins - pig's feet.
Scrambled coins - fresh lychees.
......
Oh my God, the oven over there was still steaming hot, but it was still constant temperature.
Sold coins - pigeons.
Stop coins...
......
Touching his pocket, there were still a few coins left. Zhou Xiaomo patted his round belly and could not spend money anymore. He left some money to take these delicious food out for his parents to taste.
No! Zhou Xiaomo slapped his head. If he rashly took out so many things, he would scare his parents.
But don't take it out, and I feel sorry for my parents.
what to do?
With that, I will bring a few ice cream out to honor my parents, so that it will not cause too much suspicion. I have told the two elders just now that NiuTou Horse Noodles will give me something from time to time. If the two elders ask, let NiuTou Horse Noodles take the blame!
Zhou Xiaomo was very happy. In the summer of the Tang Dynasty, the two elders would be very happy to be able to let their parents eat ice cream that only modern people can eat.
As he smelled it, his body was about to go bad, so Zhou Xiaomo took a piece of her body to relieve her skin.
By the way, I will give it to wheat with a small bottle of Jiushen Flower Dew.
Thinking of Maizi, Zhou Xiaomo felt a warmth. She was the first girl to sleep with her in the Tang Dynasty and would never treat her badly in the future.
As soon as he pressed the wheel of the cart on his belly, Zhou Xiaomo returned to the bathroom. Before he could change into clean clothes, he ran out in the blood-stained clothes.
Ice cream can't be kept for too long in the warm summer.
It was mid-July, and the moon had risen. The old couple saw their son holding something they had never seen before in one hand, vaguely emitting a hint of coldness under the moonlight.
"Dad, mom," Zhou Xiaomo saw that there was no one around, handed the ice cream to his parents and whispered, "Just just now, just as my son was about to take a shower, he suddenly saw this thing appear on the stool. It was cold to buy it. I couldn't help but taste it. It was so delicious, so my son used it to honor the two elders."
The old couple had just heard his son talk about the cow head and horse face, and then they saw their son bringing something that they had never seen in their entire lives. After a little surprised, they understood what was going on.
The old lady hesitated and took a small sip at her son's instructions.
"Um……"
After only one bite, the expression on the old lady's face suddenly froze for a few seconds. She stared at her son with wide eyes and kept nodding. Her eyes exuded an unparalleled comfort, signaling to look at her old man - this is so delicious!
"Yeah! It's delicious..."
Zhou Jiye's eyes were filled with surprise after taking a bite, and he kept nodding with his wife while eating ice cream.
Seeing his parents so happy, Zhou Xiaomo felt warm. He put his hands on his parents, gently pressed his mother's head and then his father's head. This is the happiness of the family.
"Son!" The old lady tasted the ice cream and saw that her son didn't have such delicious food in her hand, she handed it over and said, "Mom will take it for you to eat it."
The old man also handed the ice cream in his hand to Zhou Xiaomo.
A sense of happiness that I had never felt before instantly surrounded Zhou Xiaomo: "Dad, mom, I have eaten it. This is specially used to respect the two elders."
Chapter completed!