One hundred and thirty-eight
"What? Master Zhou is going to change his career?"
"Mr. Zhou said what are these 50% off and 30% off? Does the 30% off mean eating on a horse?"
"Now, if Mr. Zhou opens a restaurant, we will be able to eat roast duck every day from now on."
"Yes, yes, if Mr. Zhou opens a restaurant, I will definitely soak myself in this beer every day."
"Young Master Zhou, if you open a restaurant, will this passionate swordsman Wuqing Jian continue to talk about it in the future?"
I heard that Zhou Xiaomo had a good restaurant, and people were talking about it. For a while, people asked all kinds of strange questions. And those who had eaten roast duck and drank beer were even more happy.
"Thank you for your kindness." Zhou Xiaomo bowed his fists to everyone present, "We will launch a restaurant and take out some special private dishes, including beer and roast duck. Then there will be more dishes that you have not tried before. I hope everyone will pay attention to it at any time."
"This restaurant is currently in the process of brewing, and will be a large entertainment restaurant integrating entertainment and food. At that time, many long martial arts novels will be released with the lead of the Shadow Young Master. Among them, there are the Legend of the Condor Heroes, the Legend of the Condor Heroes, the Legend of the Condor Heroes, and the afterword with the theme of the sentimental swordsman, including the Border Town Prodigy, the September Eagle Flying, who is the Happy Heroes, and other stories about Li Xiao Li's Flying Knife."
"Of course, because we have limited staff and it is not easy to tell martial arts stories, we will launch a physical and printed book for you in the form of a published book, so that everyone can wander in the world of martial arts on the bed, on horseback, on boats, and in carriages."
"Also, I secretly reveal to you that in the days to come, we will grandly launch a long online novel - Maoshan Ghost Catcher."
In the Tang Dynasty, people knew what the Internet was, but as long as they knew what martial arts novels were.
Zhou Xiaomo was also proud. I think someone came to ask me for copyright fees.
Sorry, Gu Long, I’m sorry, Mr. Jin Yong, and the leading Internet celebrity in the new era, Master Qingzi, I’m going to start using your copyright to make money. Although you don’t know, you will inexplicably turn from authors to readers in the future.
Hahaha! Zhou Xiaomo smiled proudly. Thinking that one thousand three hundred years later, Jin Yong, Gu Long and Qingzi would spend money to read the books they wrote, Zhou Xiaomo thought it was fun.
There is also Li Yu, the emperor, who would praise the magnificence of the poems of [Yu Meiren] in the early days. After the country was destroyed, he could feel that this poem of [Yu Meiren] was written for him. At that time, what kind of better poems would it stimulate him to write?
This is indeed a bit fucked,
But this is very fun.
Zhou Xiaomo's words were undoubtedly a giant entertainment bomb in the Tang Dynasty, where entertainment was extremely scarce, and everyone present had thoughts and expectations.
Suddenly, Zhou Xiaomo saw Youfu standing at the door and secretly gestured to him, as if he had something to tell him, so he said, "Everyone, this building will launch a variety of entertainment activities and delicacies in the future. Okay, I won't say more. Next, we invite our Ying Shaoxia to continue her long martial arts masterpiece, the passionate swordsman Li Tanhua!"
When Yingying came on stage, Zhou Xiaomo walked out of the back door, and Youfu had already been waiting for him outside the study door.
"Youfu, why are you here if you are not at home with the master's wife?" Zhou Xiaomo poured Youfu a cup of tea, then poured a cup himself. He had just talked on the stage for a long time and his mouth was very dry.
"Young Master, there is something good!" Youfu sat down without hesitation, picked up the tea and took a few sips, "Mr. Li passed by his house at noon and saw that you were not here, so I told you that all the people you wanted had arrived. Mr. Li was taking people to the suburbs to arrange the restaurant you wanted. He has already arranged it. In the most prosperous area of the county, we can decorate tomorrow."
"People come so fast!" Zhou Xiaomo knew that the distance from Linzi to Kuoshi County was very long. If it were in modern society, it would take only half a day to fly. However, in the Tang Dynasty, where transportation mainly relies on horse or human legs, it was really fast. Could it be that this future emperor used the legendary 800-mile rush?
"Lai Fu, our brothel is quite busy during this period, so my father and my mother rely on you to take care of you!"
"The master and the old lady are in good health." Lai Fu said, squeezing his eyes at Zhou Xiaomo mysteriously, "But..."
"But what?"
"Hehe!" Lai Fu kept it in hiding.
"If you are so fat, I won't leave it to you to manage the restaurant in the future." Zhou Xiaomo cursed.
Now it was Youfu's turn to be confused and almost choked to death by a mouthful of tea in his mouth: "Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough, cough cough, young master, what did you say?"
"I mean, in the future, this restaurant will be left to you to manage. You will be the shopkeeper of this restaurant, and you will handle all the big and small matters." Zhou Xiaomo saw Youfu confused and said, "If you don't say it anymore, I will let you be the waiter of the hall and make you tired of a fat man into a thin man."
When he heard that his childhood friend wanted to hand over such a big restaurant to him, Youfu's eyes turned red and he was a little choked. He grew up in the Zhou Mansion with Laicai since he was a child. The Zhou family has been treating him well. Now, his childhood friend actually wants to hand over the restaurant to him to manage, so why don't he be moved?
"Speak quickly!" Zhou Xiaomo almost roared, "You fat man are really annoying."
Youfu raised his legs and deliberately rubbed his hands to drink a cup of tea. Then he said with disgust in Zhou Xiaomo's face: "The old lady said that she and the master are very content, and they hope that you can give birth to a fat grandson for them."
Zhou Xiaomo murmured softly, and it turns out that he didn't open the pot and would come from whatever he was afraid of.
"The old lady said..."
Zhou Xiaomo almost jumped up like a frightened bird: "What else does the old lady say?"
Seeing him like this, I was lucky and kept him in hiding and fighting.
After a fight with Zhou Xiaomo, Youfu gasped and begged for mercy, laughing and sweating, imitating the old lady's tone: "The two girls who came last night were also quite beautiful. If they could stay at home and spread their branches and leaves for the Zhou family with wheat in the future, then the incense of our Zhou family will be prosperous again!"
Maggots lying on!
Zhou Xiaomo almost jumped up. That's all. The three girls slept with me in the same bed. One day they got together in the middle of the night, and they wouldn't have me turned on? My good-looking hole, so I won't be braided yet? How can this be done?
If it doesn’t work, I have to think of a way to make Maizi pregnant.
Zhou Xiaomo took out two cigarettes, put them in his mouth and lit them, and then handed them to the confused Youfu one, and then thought to himself in the sound of Youfu's cough, how can Maizi get pregnant?
Please trouble my sister Wu Finger
Receive mizure from the body?
This...is this too lewd?
Well, it’s an extraordinary time, just wait for the treatment. Zhou Xiaomo remembers reading a text in a book: In terms of relative size, the distance between human sperm and egg cells is equivalent to the distance between humans from Los Angeles and Seattle.
Chapter completed!