One hundred and thirty-one men don't smoke, just like a woman's beard makes people laugh
Zhou Xiaomo asked Yingying to sit here peacefully and drink tea for a while, and he went to play for her for a while before standing.
The whole building was full, and those who came early had room to sit, while those who came late had to stand. Even the door was crowded with people. The servants shouted while serving tea and water, reminding the guests not to be scalded.
Brother Big Brother has already said that everyone is working hard today and you will get red envelopes tonight.
Everything is ready, but the east wind is not available. Zhou Xiaomo has seen big scenes, and this little bit of people is simply home-cooked side dishes to him.
He walked up to the podium casually, gently waved the folding fan, pretended to be this force, and smiled and said, "To thank you for your visit, all the guests today's listening to martial arts novels are free of charge, and the tea and water fees are also free of charge. Of course, if you think it is not easy for a storyteller on a hot day, you can also reward her to show encouragement. At the same time, this also means your affirmation of the opening of this program in Chunfeng Yidulou. We will feel your support and will be more motivated to run this program well."
Although the windows of the entire building were all opened, and the breeze was coming from all directions, and the temperature was very comfortable, everyone waited for a long time and felt a little irritated. They just wanted to quickly treat Zhou Xiaomo a few times and let him hurry up and ask the protagonist to come on stage.
So everyone in the audience applauded in unison, as if they had discussed it in advance.
Haha, Zhou Xiaomo was secretly proud. The more anxious you are, the slower we are. This is the effect of playing big names, otherwise how can we show the star effect? If you just show a bad face, we will immediately run over to flatter you, which is still a big yarn brand.
Why didn't Zhou Xiaomo know the hearts of everyone? He knew that they had not fully aroused their appetite at this time, so he continued: "Before the show starts, I have a few more words to say. Since there are a large number of guests on the scene today, in order to ensure that the storytellers can be not disturbed and smoothly contribute a classic performance to you, so I ask all the guests present to keep quiet and not make noises. I said ugly things ahead. If anyone makes a malicious noise and deliberately disrupts the order of the scene, don't blame me for turning against others. Since you don't respect our building rules, why should I respect you?"
"Don't worry, as long as this passionate swordsman Wurong Jian said it well, we won't even give up any one in the audience."
A gorgeous young man stood at the door, shaking a folding fan and shouted. He came a little late and didn't sit in his seat. He was already a little dissatisfied. He had never received such treatment in normal times. He used to be treated as a VIP wherever he went. If he hadn't wanted to hear whether Li Xunhuan was caught, he would have cursed and left.
"Even if we fart, we fart too!"
A thin Chinese character hand-cranked folding fan leaning against the corner of the wall. At a glance, you can tell that it was too late to sit in the seat. It was in a state of trouble but was reluctant to leave.
"ha......"
Everyone laughed.
Zhou Xiaomo also smiled, which shows that the passionate swordsman ruthless sword is still unprecedentedly welcomed in everyone's hearts.
He gently shook the folding fan and continued to water with shameless face: "Of course, if any guest is dissatisfied with it, you can come to me privately. If our service is not done well, I will accept your criticism humbly. As long as you have valuable opinions or suggestions, our Chunfeng Yidulou will definitely correct it and hope to get your recognition."
“…”
No one in the audience applauded again, and some people started to murmur.
Zhou Xiaomo knew that if the people in the audience had rotten eggs in their hands at this time, they would definitely smash them without hesitation. He was secretly proud, just like a TV interjection advertisement. Since you want to watch the programs played by my station, you have to endure the advertisements played by my station, otherwise you will turn on the station, anyway, other stations will also have advertisements.
An old man with white beard sitting by the window stood up and said loudly: "Young Master Zhou is right. Since everyone is here to listen to books, you have to keep quiet. This is both a building rule and a business rule. I, Yao Shang and Yao Wenbi, are the first to abide by it."
Zhou Xiaomo looked at it intently and smiled. It turned out that the white-bearded old man was the one he saw at Zuili Qiankun Tower last night.
"Hahahaha!" As soon as Yao Shang finished speaking, the old man with round face next to him smiled, "Since Old Yao has spoken, then I, Qi Weiyuan, have to show my support!"
Zhou Xiaomo was very moved and clasped his fists to the two old men and smiled. Unexpectedly, the two old men actually found out about their names and made a special trip to support them today.
Seeing that there were many people in the audience just now complaining, no one dared to mutter again when he heard the two old men talking, knowing that these two people have a great prestige in Jiushi County.
After talking nonsense for a while, Zhou Xiaomo felt that it might be arousing public anger if he continued to speak, because Yao Shang and Qi Weiyuan were shaking the fans constantly. Zhou Xiaomo laughed secretly, and he should have chosen the atmosphere at this time.
Zhou Xiaomo turned around and walked off the stage. Just as everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly turned around and said, "Today..."
As soon as he said the word "Today", the audience was in an uproar because he said a lot of the word "Today".
"To thank everyone for coming today, this building will give you a small portion of roast duck for free during the intermission, please try it." Zhou Xiaomo used his trump card, "I can guarantee that everyone here has never eaten this kind of roast duck with crispy outside and tender inside."
"Roast Duck?"
No one has ever heard of it.
"Not only will you give me a small portion of roast duck, but this building will also give you a small glass of beer that can cool down. However, the number of beer is limited. At that time, anyone can only draw lots to get this refreshing and cold beer."
Although everyone doesn’t know what the hell is beer, the word “ice” is so tempting that it is immediately aroused to taste it.
"How to draw lots!"
Everyone was very enthusiastic.
"In this way, when our protagonist comes on stage to tell you martial arts novels, I will ask someone to take out a copy and a pen, and sign your own names. When the protagonist rests, we will invite the respected Lao Yao and Lao Qi, and ask them to select dozens of famous VIPs on paper. At that time, the selected person will definitely get a cold beer."
"Of course, don't be upset if guests who didn't get roast duck and beer today. Each of you will get a fairy grass." Zhou Xiaomo reached out and took out a pack of Marlboro from his body, jumped out of a zippo lighter, took out a zippo lighter, and lit it casually, and spit out a few smoke rings under the gaze of everyone, saying, "You know, this man doesn't smoke, just like a woman's beard will make people laugh."
This is a tempting rhythm!
Chapter completed!