He was a little tired after seeing off the last few students, so he locked the door, sat on the steps in front of the college gate and lit a cigarette, looking at the couple hugging under the street lights in the distance enviously. He felt that he could no longer be numb and should find a real girlfriend to take good care of him and no longer pretend to be a slander for his ex-girlfriend to marry a rich man. After all, the past is like time, and no matter how much he misses him, he will never look back.

I opened Douyin and found a few funny guys to relax myself after a busy day.

Seeing a girl in a miniskirt passing by, he shook his head. Nowadays, girls like to wear miniskirts, but they are wrapped in leggings. It is really sad. When did this person become so distrustful?

Seeing a girl on Douyin squatting down with her chest against the wall and her butt sticking out, he felt it was funny, so he forwarded it to her bad friend and left a message: Will you have a nosebleed if you get fucked by such a ball?

Half a minute later, a bad friend replied: [Sex] Send this video to an honest person like me, you will be struck by lightning. [Bad Smile]

Puff! This guy also has the face to call himself an honest person. He lit another cigarette. He had such a bad friend to accompany him when he was happy or unhappy, which is also a great blessing in life.

A bad friend sent another voice: "What would you do if you were hit by such a ball?"

"Hahahaha!" he replied jokingly, "If there is such a ball to snatch me, I would rather be struck by lightning!"

"A person like you will sooner or later be struck by lightning."

"Get out~"

After a few streets, they walked to the door of a bar, and several drunken girls were floating out of it, supporting each other with their arms around. They saw that they were still self-aware. If they didn't leave, they would be picked up by the bar scavengers.

He stopped, pretending not to hear, and saw them flirting with him.

Looking at the drunk girls staggering away, he shook his head. These mushrooms dressed very ladylike during the day, but their true colors were revealed at night. After drinking, they were even more erratic than men.

Just as he was about to take a step, a strong smell of alcohol came, and a soft body pounced on his side, and then his neck was hooked from the side by a pair of arms.

A woman with a perfume smell mixed with alcohol smirked: "You...a few...a bitches...a bitches don't wait...wait for me..."

It turned out that this girl had recognized the wrong person, and it seemed that she was with the drunk girls just now.

He turned around and just gently spread the hands wrapped around his neck, the hands wrapped around his waist, and a pair of warmth hit his chest.

"boom!"

A thunder came.

"Let's go, go." Two fools pulled him.

I'm going to the underworld? His head is dizzy and it seems he's struck by lightning.

A main hall appeared in front of it, with the words "Sex Punishment Hall".

A couplet on the door—

The first couplet: You are a ghost in the world

The second couplet: You are a ghost in the underworld

Horizontal draft: Punishment

What a bullshit couplet?

Uh... it's not right, look at what this means, something is not good.

"Hey hey hey, two brothers, you guys are watching something outside, have you sent someone to the wrong place?" A female voice came from the hall.

A fool heard the sound and his legs became weak, "Empress, here is it, otherwise I wouldn't come to you if I beat you to death."

"Empress, we won't go in after you have brought it to you." Another fool said, kicking his ass, "Go in and wash it."

There was a table, a stool and a beautiful woman in the main hall.

"What's the name?"

"My name is Zhou Xiaomo."

The woman stretched out her hand and a booklet appeared in her hand, reading: "Zhou Xiaomo, who served as an instructor in the army, wanted to be a star after retirement, and had been a supporting role for a few days. He was tired of playing the role of passers-by A, B, C, and D, and a dead body. Now he is a single gangster at Da Lanxiang Academy, has an ex-girlfriend, 27 years and nine months old, has been an orphan since childhood, and has been a pervert. When he was in a sex scene, he happened to meet Lei Gong and Ding Mother, and he punished the pervert."

My old heart was shaken to the sky, and Zhou Xiaomo was so amused that I was so funny that I said a joke, why was it struck by lightning?

"Do you know how the underworld punishes perverts?"

Zhou Xiaomo shook his legs. Not to mention the underworld, even if the pervert is caught in the world, he will be living and dying. He hurriedly said, "I am really not a pervert, I just joked with my bad friend."

"No one here said he was a pervert." The woman said lightly, took a pen, "Come on two people, take the newcomer down and wash it."

Zhou Xiaomo knew that once this transaction fell on paper, his reputation as a pervert would be a foregone conclusion.

"I'm wronged! I was just flirted with a drunk girl and was shot. Why did I become a pervert?"

"Girl flirts with you?" The woman was stunned and laughed furiously, "I have been a criminal officer for thousands of years. It's the first time I have seen a shameless scum like you."

The woman gritted her teeth and said, "Six people come!"

Six strong men with big belly and round waist walked out of the void, looking at Zhou Xiaomo, saliva flowed.

Looking at the vulgar smiles of the six big men, Zhou Xiaomo shivered and instantly understood what the horizontal couplet of the couplet outside the hall meant.

"I'm really wronged. I'm tired all day long, so I don't have the energy to be a pervert." Zhou Xiaomo tried his best. If this falls into the hands of the six wretched guys, let alone being punished, I'd probably have to die again. "I just said that boring joke casually, it's not enough to be a thunderbolt! Besides, all men in the world are lustful, why did they kill me? Is there any reason for this? Does God have any eyes?"

"You say all men in the world are lustful?"

"Except eunuchs."

"Okay, since you talk about the law of nature, I will give you a chance to convince you and let you know that the law of nature has always been selfless. I have found six men now, and as long as one of them is not a pervert, it means you are lying, haha, then..."

Zhou Xiaomo twitched all over: "What will happen then?"

The woman sneered: "At that time, I will let the twelve evil spirits serve you and let you know the fate of the pervert."

The woman had no choice but to say anything and scolded: "Take him to the side hall."

In the side hall, six monks sat in one word, and each of the monks said sixteen years old, twenty-six years old, thirty-six years old, forty-six years old, fifty-six years old, and sixty-six years old.

Looking at the six monks, Zhou Xiaomo was a little confused. What does this mean?

The woman said, "These are the masters whom I just received today, so I asked them to confirm whether what you said just now is true or false."

Damn, this is all counted? Zhou Xiaomo can only admit that he is unlucky, and these six bald donkeys are really looking for time to die.

"May I ask, what if these six masters are all perverts?"

The woman waved her sleeves and said, "Then let you return to your health."

A stream of depressed music started to sound, and four women wearing tulle faces, wearing black gauze dresses, and their white skin appeared and walked in with their waists twisted.

From outside the hall, the six vulgar men just now walked into the six monks, each holding a drum as big as a sea bowl and stuffed them into the wide waists of the six monks without saying a word.

Zhou Xiaomo almost knelt down. He is so good at playing.

Four women began to twist their waists and hips to the sound of music...

"Dong..."

In less than a minute, the drum of the sixteen-year-old monk rang.

"Dongdong..."

One minute later, the drums of monks at the age of twenty-six and thirty-six also rang.

"Dongdongdongdongdong..."

In less than two minutes, the forty-six-year-old monk's drum also rang.

The woman's face began to look ugly.

In less than three minutes, the drumbeat of the fifty-six-year-old monk could not find it.

Zhou Xiaomo was secretly happy.

The woman's face turned pale.

It took four minutes, and the sixty-six old monk had long eyebrows and a solemn face.

Ten minutes passed, and the old monk's drum was still silent.
Chapter completed!