Chapter 5: Goldfinger
Chapter 5: Golden Finger
No one will feel good if someone points fingers and scolds him, let alone the person being scolded wants to help the other person out of kindness.
Yi Fan now has ten thousand grass and mud horses running by in his heart, and he really wants to slap himself twice and tell you to talk too much.
If I turn around now, I will probably be grabbed by this angry old man. If the old man goes to the ground and acts like a striking car accident, I guess the money for selling lighters will be lost, and I might even be beaten.
Alas... It seems that I am not a qualified modern person! Are there few cases of so many kind-hearted people who have been falsely accused in modern times? Why don’t I gain a memory?
Helplessly, I had to explain to the old man: "Old man, you may have misunderstood. I have no intention of harming you..."
"snort!"
Before Yi Fan finished speaking, the old man snorted coldly: "Just, you asked me to eat croton every day and take poison, but I still have the face to say that I have no intention of harming me. Do you think I am a three-year-old child?"
Yi Fan was speechless by the other party's reasoning. Fortunately, the waiter in the inn also chased him out now. As for why? Because Yi Fan has not paid for the meal yet!
Ask the waiter to bring the big green cow, point at the lice on the cow's body, and say to the old man: "Old man, look."
The old man glanced at him disdainfully and said, "Cow lice, what can I see?"
"I call these lice and fleas that are attached to cows. In fact, it is not just parasites that have them on cows, but all kinds of animals, including the sashimi you just ate."
The old man shook his sleeve and said, "It's nonsense. If there were such insects on the fish, how could I not see it?"
Yi Fan was a little annoyed. He didn't expect that this old man was so stubborn. He really couldn't explain to him why you couldn't see those microorganisms. There was no microscope in this era. I wanted to help him, so I felt like I owe him.
Yi Fan swept away his previous respect to the old man, and said in a bad tone: "Old man, do you believe it or not, and you are kind enough to save you, you are not over yet."
The old man was stunned on the spot, and Yi Fan returned to the inn. After a while, the old man came to his senses and glared at him, "You are rude."
The sky was getting darker, and Chang'an City was silent at night. Only the neat footsteps of the Wuhou patrolmen could be heard occasionally on the streets.
Sitting on the bed in the guest room and on the first night of the Tang Dynasty, Yi Fan couldn't sleep anymore. Everyone said that time travel was good. Everyone fantasized about time travel. Only after real time travel would you know that time travel was really hard.
The ancient beds were not something modern people could bear. The beds were covered with straw weeds, which was fine. After all, Yi Fan was also a rural person. When he was a child, he was also covered with straw on the bed.
What Yi Fan couldn't stand the most was that the special code even had various straws inside the quilt. This was an era when there was no cotton. The pillows were still wood, and it made people's heads sound.
OK! I have endured all this, damn, there are lice and fleas on the bed. When you lie down, you can feel these parasites crawling around on your body, causing goosebumps all over your body.
The most terrifying thing is that when you calm down, you can still hear the crawling sounds of straw on your back and the straw in the quilt, which makes people not only worry about whether they will crawl out of the bed, but also about centipedes, snakes and other creatures.
Helplessly, I could only pick up my phone, hoping to stay up until dawn, the screen lit up, and the skilled fingerprint unlocked. After looking at the battery, I still had a full range.
"Huh... it's not right! It's been one day, why is the electricity still full?" Usually, if you don't use it a day, the electricity will be eliminated by two grids.
"Is this the golden finger that time travelers must have?" Yi Fan was extremely excited.
Next, Yi Fan tried all kinds of tricks to summon golden fingers in online novels, such as blood recognizing the master, calling the old man, calling the system, etc., but it was all the same.
Finally, I found that my golden finger only has one function and can access the Internet, but there are restrictions on accessing the Internet and cannot send messages. None of them can be used for QQ, WeChat, Weibo, and messages. To put it bluntly, he can only access the Internet alone, or he is the only one on the Internet.
When a communication tool like a mobile phone loses its communication function, it loses its original meaning.
"Why!"
Sighing, putting down your phone, and facing the long night, Yi Fan began to think about how to live in this strange world. With this not-so-good golden finger, he could live better.
Although he cannot directly exchange various modern items like other people's gold fingers, it can at least find the proportion of gunpowder, the formula and production process of various items.
The most important thing at the moment is how to settle down in Chang'an. I don't know if the 50,000 copper coins sold for lighters can be bought in this capital. Think about the housing prices in the modern imperial capital, it is terrible.
The next morning, Yi Fan walked out of the room with a dark circle. Under the guidance of the waiter, he found a tailor shop and customized two sets of clothes, of course, in the style of an ancient long gown.
It was really troublesome in ancient times. There was not even a ready-to-wear store, so I could only customize it. Yi Fan was wondering if he opened a ready-to-wear store, would it make a lot of money?
Walking around Chang'an City, you will see what it means to come to the court. In the West City, you can see all kinds of foreigners walking on the streets, speaking half-baked Guanzhong dialect, like you peddling goods transported from thousands of miles away.
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Don’t think about buying a house. The cheapest one costs two or three hundred guan. His 50,000 copper coins are only fifty guan.
One day, Yi Fan made an iron pot at the blacksmith shop, customized a snack cart designed by himself at the carpenter shop, and bought some food and food.
In order to have a good night's sleep, I bought two quilts containing rags. These things were quite expensive. The iron pot cost two jin and the snack cart was twenty jin. It seems that cars are luxury goods whether in modern times or ancient times.
Two quilts cost 20 jin, because it was filled with rags. After inquiring, I realized that the ancient "cloth" could be spent as money.
Money, money and silk.
The "silver" among them refers to various cloths. Here we can see that "money and cloth" were equated in ancient times.
After purchasing these home decorations, Yi Fan was basically empty and returned to before liberation overnight.
The next day, someone delivered the custom-made clothes and iron pots to the door. After picking up the iron pot, Yi Fan rushed into the kitchen and couldn't wait to make a delicious meal for himself. He really couldn't stand the light and tasteless food in the ancient times.
After dinner, my head felt a little itchy and the clothes were also delivered. Yi Fan decided to solve his personal hygiene.
After the hot water was boiled, Yi Fan discovered a serious problem. He did not have shampoo or shower gel, so how could he wash it!
Finally I understand why those time traveling through time have arrived in ancient times. They either invented this or that, because it would be useless if they didn’t invent it.
It is definitely too late to invent now, so I had to go out and buy some soapcorns and use them as much as possible.
Three more days later, the carpenter also brought the customized snack car over.
He pulled out the big green cow, put the snack cart on it, packed the pots and pans, Yi Fan drove the cow to pull the snack cart out and came to the largest red light district in Chang'an City, "Pingkangfang".
Chapter completed!