Chapter 253: Shocked
What does Zhang Changzong want to say?
I want to say too much, but the biggest doubt is that because of the different physiological structures of men and women, the old man in his sixties and seventies is more lustful and vulgar, but the pervert in his sixties and seventies has never heard of it. So, suddenly touching him... the reason for hormones?
By the way, the Queen is so old, is there any hormone production? She hasn't studied it, and he doesn't know... Bah, now is not the time to think about this. Regardless of whether there is any, there is one thing that must be reminded: "Your Majesty, men and women should not kiss each other. Put your hands and don't move around."
The female emperor was stunned for a moment, forgot to move his hand that was pinching his face, and an unexpected look flashed in his eyes. Then, he suddenly laughed, and laughed louder and louder.
Zhang Changzong was scrambling his mind, but the queen suddenly laughed and made her mind messy. It didn't look like she wanted to have an unspoken rule! But what was an unspoken rule? She had never experienced it, but had no experience! Zhang Changzong was a raw melon seed that she had never even had a relationship, lived for two lives, and had not even given her first kiss.
Zhang Changzong was just thinking about refusing righteously, but now he was laughed so hard that he had no idea. Well, he was inexperienced, but in TV and movies, don’t the rich women tease the young man first? Who would just laugh out loud after touching his face. Can you still have emotions?
Zhang Changzong expressed his doubts. Although it was not suitable, Zhang Changzong really couldn't help but begin to doubt his charm! He finally had such a face in his life, and wanted to rush towards the throne of the male god and become the dream lover of thousands of girls in the Tang Dynasty. But now, looking at the appearance of the female emperor, is there still hope?
"Your Majesty, why are you laughing at?"
The queen smiled and her face was full of folds, her clear eyes were shining with water, and perhaps tears were almost laughing. The queen smiled enough and said with a smile: "Liulang's reaction is always different from that of ordinary people."
Uh...it doesn't sound like a praising person. However, what Her Majesty's words meant seems to have a story?
As long as the female emperor stopped touching him, Zhang Changzong quickly took the opportunity to open up the topic: "Reply to Your Majesty, I have no experience. Then what... what... what are the reactions of ordinary people?"
The Queen smiled faintly and said indifferently: "I am rich in all over the world and have the power of the world. When I am attracted by me, I am either happy or ecstatic or want to refuse. When I taste the taste of my favor, I will be even more unable to stop."
Although it was just a few simple sentences, Lenovo Xue Huaiyi and Shen Nan'an who had slept by her were one of them, one was content with her, and the other was to refuse and welcome her, but they were all spoiled by the Queen. Thinking about Xue Huaiyi, who dared to burn the Mingtang that had been built in countless ways, and Her Majesty the Queen was so proud that she could easily make people proud.
The female emperor glanced at Zhang Changzong and saw that he was actually dazed. She smiled again and said, "Does Liulang want it?"
"What do you want?"
Zhang Changzong was silently gossiping in his heart, but he didn't understand the queen's meaning. The queen smiled slightly and stared at him: "My favor and glory can make you powerful, rich in the world, and do whatever you want."
Isn't that similar to Zhang Changzong in history? Of course, this is not the point. The point is-
"Your Majesty, wait!"
"Um?"
Zhang Changzong looked serious and solemn, and the queen gave him a questioning look. Zhang Changzong felt it was necessary to talk about it: "Pampering and glory, let's not talk about it for now. Your Majesty, let's talk about the most essential and important issue first!"
Her Majesty the Queen raised her eyebrows, not angry, her eyes were still looking forward, and her face smiled: "However, Liulang can say it."
"good!"
Zhang Changzong swallowed his saliva, cheered up his courage, and then asked seriously: "Does Your Majesty want to sleep physically or mentally... Cough cough, possess me?"
Her Majesty glared at him disliked, and changed her sleep to possession temporarily. Her Majesty glared at him, saying disgusting: " Vulgar!"
"Yes, then what... the impact is too great. Forgot to modify it. Please forgive me."
As a person educated by Mrs. Zheng, one day he was despised as vulgar. If Mrs. Zheng knew about it... Thinking of Mrs. Zheng's face, Zhang Changzong quickly corrected his posture and silently stated that he was a good boy with education.
A smile flashed in Her Majesty's eyes and said, "However, Liulang's reaction did not disappoint me at all."
What can Zhang Changzong say? He can only thank him dryly: "Your Majesty is too rewarded."
Her Majesty the Queen smiled again, her eyes stared at him, and a calm look between her eyebrows, saying, "But what if I want Liulang to come to the palace to serve?"
Zhang Changzong shook his head without thinking: "Although I have many sons in my family, there is no need to worry about no one inheriting the incense, but I will not be a eunuch!"
"Puff hahahahahaha!"
The female emperor was stunned at first, and then she smiled again, pointing at Zhang Changzong, and her hands were shaking. Zhang Changzong was so worried that she laughed. Damn, what does this mean? Is this giving up or not giving up?
After struggling for three seconds, no matter whether he gave up or not, Zhang Changzong felt that he should make his meaning clear first, and immediately raised a finger seriously: "First, it has always been my principle to sell his skills or not; secondly, I want to become a man who walks the world with 'being able to rely on his face but relying on strength'; finally, it is also the most important thing!"
Zhang Changzong looked at Her Majesty the Queen with a serious look on his face, very sincerely: "Your Majesty, we are so familiar with each other, can you really speak out? To be honest, please pick up the lost morals. Everyone should be good at Your Majesty and Good Liulang in the future, okay?"
He made jokes and pretended to be crazy and stupid for a long time. This is what Zhang Changzong wanted to say the most. To be honest, although he was inexperienced, he really didn't see any lustful emotions from the eyes of the female emperor. It's all old lady. I'm lonely and want to raise a little face to relieve my boredom, but I'm raising a little face to sleep with... In terms of female physiological structure, this is really not enjoyment, but suffering. So, it's not for lust, that's other reasons!
The smile on the face of the queen faded a little, her eyes were strong and domineering, and she slowly said, "What if I don't agree?"
Zhang Changzong was stunned and looked subtle: "I really don't think about it?"
The female emperor raised her head slightly, although her eyes were plain, her posture was extremely domineering. Zhang Changzong's expression was a little subtle: "Your Majesty... still want to sleep...Oh!"
Before he finished speaking, the female emperor slapped the head. The female emperor's eyes were cold: "Rareless! What are you thinking!"
Zhang Changzong held his head and was as cowardly as a quail: "I didn't think about anything, Your Majesty misunderstood!"
"Misunderstanding? Do you think I can't see what you are thinking? Being presumptuous and obscene, it's time to fight!"
Maybe he was really angry, and he slapped Zhang Changzong in the head one after another. Zhang Changzong didn't dare to dodge. So what? The idea just now was indeed a bit obscene, and it wasn't unfair to be beaten.
"I used to see you well, but I didn't expect that it was just a rude boy who looked light and rude, rolling around! Don't be upset in front of me!"
Maybe he was really angry, and he was panting and stopped before he stopped. He scolded him angrily. Zhang Changzong dared not stay any longer. Without thinking, he quickly retreated and clasped his fists: "Here, then I won't let your Majesty's eyes roll first! Your Majesty calm down, I will leave first to respect me!"
As he said that, he actually squatted down and rolled out in a ball. When he encountered the threshold, he didn't stand up. He stepped over one foot and stretched out a hand with a very flexible body, supported him gently, flipped over and continued to roll away.
Chapter completed!