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Chapter 496: The Emperor's Tail

Chapter 496 The Tail of the God Emperor

"Oh~~" the giant panda echoed, shouted, and muttered in confusion: "Why is my butt so hard that it hurts to waste?"

puff!

Another loud fart, the little panda with his lower butt whimpered a few times, and then disappeared.

This was definitely intentional! Chu Tian laughed in his heart. Pippen and the God of War were right in front of the decisive beast. He could not have seen it, but he pretended not to know what he knew. He must have taught Xiao Katyusha a lesson.

Pippen gently pressed Chu Tian's hand who was about to speak, shook his head and winked - Didn't you tell you? The ruling should be coaxed like a child, and let him play enough to speak.

Although the God of War was excited, he didn't come up to say hello. He also knew the temper of the ruling. Once this fat guy started playing, even the God Emperor could not hold him back.

The giant panda took another sip of wine, twisted his butt and blew it a few times, "Hehe, it's so comfortable!"

As he said that, the Decision Beast was suddenly stunned and stretched out his neck and widened his eyes because he felt that the small ball of flesh under his butt had disappeared.

Quietly, a bamboo broke out from the ground in front of the Decision Beast. It was tall and fat, beautiful and green, and in the blink of an eye it became more attractive than all the bamboos in the bamboo forest.

Smacked his lips, the judge wiped off the saliva from the corner of his mouth, got up from the pit, and crawled around the bamboo twice.

Huh!

The breeze blew, and the bamboos flew, and the beast finally couldn't help it. It uprooted the huge bamboo in front of me and stuffed it into its mouth with its head.

At this moment, the bamboo suddenly changed, and a fat little panda's butt appeared at the verdict's mouth. With a "puff", a loud fart was returned to the verdict.

"Help, it's so stinking!" The decree beast covered his nose and ran away in panic. Just as he ran a few steps, he collapsed to the ground with a bang, his belly facing up, and his four short legs twitched one after another, rolling his eyes. White foam flowed from the corners of his mouth.

Whoosh, the little panda transformed from bamboo back to its original body, twisted his butt pridefully, then took out the magic image stone from the collar, ran over happily, lifted up the grass skirt of the decisive beast, and looked at his private parts, bang! bang! bang! bang! bang more than ten consecutive shots.

"My mother is so beautiful. I am so green in the South China Sea, so easy to bully!"

Chu Tian and Pippen were both shocked, but Katyusha, the lower god, actually knocked down the decisive beast!? And even took nude photos?

The decree beast purred, got up from the ground, drooping his head, and cried with a sad face, "Finally, my reputation for life is ruined!"

"Haha! Jackson, you have today too! Haha!" Pippen smiled and greeted him. Jackson decided the name of the beast.

"Stinky bat, get out of here, don't you see that you are sad?" The decree beast twisted its butt and turned over.

"Are you still afraid of being taken nude photos by others? Haha, Kamp, do you still remember that this bastard took off his clothes and danced at the gate of the Moon Temple to exchange for the Moon God. He helped the Moon God scare away the male gods who pursued her. Haha!" Pippen laughed loudly, regardless of the verdict's decisive beast's face.

The God of War had a bad mind and forgot such a small thing, but he also started to laugh.

"What!? You actually took off your clothes and danced!?" The little panda jumped to Jackson. The four pandas looked at each other, and the ruling was full of appreciation. Katyusha's eyes were full of admiration. The little panda bowed. "Little brother Katyusha, the big Nicholas, the small Cage, nicknamed Nanhai is green. How dare you ask the name of the senior!?"

The giant panda also bowed and said seriously: "I'm going to judge the divine beast, big Phil, small trumpet Jackson, nicknamed Judgment Mountain Yihong! The little brother has a bright future! Judging from your secretly photographed angle and speed, I'm really an expert in my generation! If you have the opportunity to communicate more!"

As he said that, the giant panda stretched out his claws.

The little panda also stretched out his palms, and the four pandas held their paws together, "Who doesn't accept it in the future, pat him!"

The two pandas exchanged their experiences and left everyone else aside.

The God of War couldn't help it first and shouted: "Jackson, Your Emperor of God is here!"

"Oh, I saw it, old man, why are you young?" Jackson asked Chu Tian, ​​his eyes still not separated from Katyusha.

The God of War explained the lie that Chu Tian prepared.

The Decision Beast finally raised his head reluctantly and said impatiently: "I know, at worst, I won't call you old man, just call you a little white face! Yes, a little white face, why are you looking for me? Didn't you agree to look at this tower for you? Don't bother me in the future?"

Chu Tian was stunned and said ruling the beast was rude, but the God of War Kemp smiled. It seemed that Jackson and the real Stern were also talking to each other back then. Everyone was used to it.

Chu Tian narrowed his eyes, smiled, and said to the ruling: "Jackson..."

The ruling suddenly raised his head and blinked his big eyes at Chu Tian. The frequency was very fast, and it flashed. Seeing that Chu Tian did not respond, he lowered his head again.

Jackson put the little panda on his belly, teased his belly, and said dissatisfiedly: "Young-faced, dad, you really have amnesia! If you have anything to do, I'm busy!"

Chu Tian smiled and said, "I heard that the Emperor Zhu Shenhuang Emperor's Mausoleum is here with you, and I want to get it back for the God of War."

"No!" Jackson shook his head repeatedly, "You left me here for more than 10,000 years. Finally, a few little guys came to accompany me. You still want to go back, no! Absolutely not!"

The God of War said anxiously: "Jackson, do you know that Kukochi's back-plate God Emperor is colluding with the God of Death. Now their minions have invaded the world!"

"Damn, I knew that Kukochi was not a good guy!" The giant panda suddenly stood up, stuffed the little panda on the belt of the grass skirt, and said angrily: "My mother, when he was hooking up with the god of death, I could see it! Humph!"

Pippen was stunned. He had never heard of the God of Death and the Dragon God. Chu Tian was shocked and quickly put on the airs of the God Emperor. He smiled and said, "Jackson, my child, you know, I forgot..."

"My mother!"

The judging beast suddenly covered his ears and slumped in front of Chu Tian, ​​begging: "Boss, please, don't talk to me in this tone, okay? You are amnesia. Why didn't you forget the appearance of this charlatan? Just let go of it, and it's so good!"

Chu Tian laughed silently and said, "What's wrong with Kukochi and the God of Death?"

"Oh, this is so satisfying!" The giant panda took the little panda to death from his belt, let him breathe, and stuffed it back, and laughed: "Did you forget? I borrowed you a God Crown that can see through the soul, hehe. I took you the Earth Crown to peek at the God of Death, but I didn't expect to see her and Kukochi on a date behind the Moon Temple. By the way, there is also the Dragon God! Roar!"

"What? Three people? Are they holding an xx party!?" the little panda poked his head and asked.

"Come on your head!" Jackson pressed the little panda back, shook his head and curled his lips, "Little Face. I told you back then, but you didn't let me me meddle in other people's business! Humph!"

Chu Tian secretly wrote down, and the Dragon God was indeed having a problem.

Jackson continued: "You can do it if you want to go to the Royal Mausoleum, but you have to leave someone to accompany me!"

"who!?"

"Help!" the little panda yelled. "Boss, do you need to guess this? It must be me! Boss, don't, I swear, I will never take the young master again."

"Hehe, little brother, you are really smart!" The Judgment Beast smiled honestly.

Chu Tian hesitated for a moment and said with a smile: "You let me see the God-Slaying Emperor Mausoleum Guard first, and then let's talk about Katyusha!"

"Okay! Stinky bat. Take him to see it. I'm waiting in the tower! By the way, you can only go in alone, otherwise don't blame me for turning against you!" After saying that, the giant panda picked up the little panda and ignored the others. The panda stared at Katyusha and said hopefully: "Little brother. If I read it correctly, the time you just turned into bamboo was changed with the natural realm of the earth's God's bonus? Let's become a bigger earth?"

After Pippen thanked, he signaled everyone to stay and led Chu Tian to the Yuexi Tower.

On the way, Pippen whispered: "Jackson's clone ability is the most powerful among the gods. His clone has no original meaning, and all shares his mind and strength. What you just saw was one of his clones. There is another one in the moon tower."

Chu Tian nodded, and decided that the divine beast was indeed much happier than the Father of Earth. At least he could use his clone to eat bamboo and drink.

Pippen said again: "Don't try to take his clone away. His clone cannot be too far away, and he must not travel across the three realms to the world."

The gate of the Yue Tower had been opened, and Pippen signaled Chu Tian to go in by himself, and he stayed outside.

Chu Tian stepped into the moon tower, and as soon as he entered, his divine power was completely blocked. Don’t say that flying was too difficult to even hold a knife.

A giant panda, which was exactly the same as outside, sat behind the door. Seeing Chu Tian come in, it clanged and closed the door. Then he picked Chu Tian up and put it on his shoulder, and laughed in a low voice: "Boss, there are no outsiders now. Come to me with the truth. Are you really lost your memory or a fake God Emperor!?"

Chu Tian narrowed his eyes and smiled, "I am really amnesia. If you don't believe me, look at my face and demeanor. How could it be a fake?"

"Really?" The decree beast chuckled and pressed Chu Tian suddenly, "Do you still remember? Did we take a bath together?"

"I have forgotten this!" Chu Tian became more and more surprised. The relationship between the ruling and Stern seemed to be beyond Pippen and the others' understanding.

Jackson touched Chu Tian's butt, "Boss, do I know something that Pippen and the others don't know. Do you want me to remind you?"

"Brother, I'm not interested in men. Don't touch my butt, okay?" Chu Tian said helplessly.
Chapter completed!
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