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Chapter 286 Eat(1/2)

Hearing these words that made people laugh and cry, Chen Bufan had the urge to beat this man up, but he had put aside his big talk and invited everyone to eat braised phoenix meat. Although it was just a joke and could not be taken seriously, the words had already been said. At this moment, if he openly breached his trust, he would definitely lose countless fans. Now, he can't tear his face off!

So, Chen Bufan pretended to be generous and said: "Of course, it's just that we don't have such a big deal!"

Chen Bufan attempted to delay Phoenix's death in this way.

"Then let's grill!"

At this time, the faint voice came again.

Chen Bufan:...

Chen Bufan doesn’t want to hit people now, he just wants to kill people. He said with a wry smile: “Well, this idea is good!”

After saying that, Chen Bufan felt blood in his heart.

He looked at the phoenix, full of apology.

My goodness! Do we really want to braise this phoenix today? This is a phoenix, a descendant of the ancient gods, has not appeared for many years. One of them finally appeared but was eaten by us. It is a waste of resources! However, I really look forward to which of the phoenix meat is better than the chicken. After all, these two are creatures with legs and two wings. Apart from the difference in body shape, there is not much difference!

If Fenghuang knew that Chen Bufan compared him with those chickens, she would definitely be so angry that Fenghuo vomited.

Those people originally thought Chen Bufan was joking, but when they saw that he looked solemn and didn't seem to be joking, they flew slowly over.

There are not many opportunities to be able to eat phoenix meat!

After landing, they did not rush to take action, but began to look at the big bird lying motionless on the ground.

The first time I came into close contact with Phoenix, these people seemed very curious, touching here, touching here, looking here, looking there.

After a little appreciation, I finally started to get back to the topic.

"This phoenix is ​​so big, it seems that it cannot be roasted whole. It must be divided into many large pieces. Hahaha, after eating phoenix meat today, I will have the capital to brag again in the future."

"It's not true. Although the phoenix is ​​big, Chen Bufan can spit fire. Just bake it like this."

"Yes, Phoenix's body is extremely hard, and it is impossible for us to separate it."

...

Chen Bufan sat aside and watched these people point fingers at the phoenix, not caring at all. Suddenly, he heard someone asking him to roast the phoenix with dragon fire. He was unhappy at once, but he could not show his displeasure! He should be generous.

So he stood up and stopped beside the phoenix with his brisk steps. The monks immediately retreated. Longhuo, they were not the ones they dared to provoke!

Taking a deep breath, Chen Bufan prayed secretly in his heart.

Phoenix, after you die, don’t come to seek revenge on me! I really don’t plan to eat you! Although I really want to know how the taste of phoenix meat is different from chicken.

The red dragon fire spurted out from Chen Bufan's mouth, like a waterfall pouring on the phoenix, sparks overflowing, like a huge red flower blooming.

Everyone's eyes fell on the phoenix, and they carefully observed the changes of the phoenix.

"Hey, why didn't there be any changes? Logically speaking, some of these feathers should be burned!"

Chen Bufan's fire continued to spit, but the Phoenix had no change at all, even a single hair was not damaged.

Seeing this scene, Chen Bufan became secretly happy.

After he vomited dragon fire for a while, he stopped, spread his hands, and made a helpless expression.

"It seems that the chance to eat roasted phoenix meat today is about to be ruined."

At this time, someone went up and touched the phoenix's body with his hand. As soon as his hand was put on, a scream immediately came. The man immediately pulled his hand back and saw that his entire palm turned black, which was instantly burned into carbon.

The screams spread from afar, and immediately shocked the others.

The phoenix was originally reborn in the ashes. For it, fire is just like water to fish. Therefore, no matter whether it is braised or barbecued, it cannot cause any harm to the phoenix.

"It seems we can only steam."

"Isn't it not that big a pot?"

"We can chop the phoenix into many portions and take one portion home."

"This idea is good, and I can also make my wife and children fresh!"

...

Soon, everyone made a happy decision again.

They took out their swords and chopped the phoenix around, with endless bangs and bangs.

Looking at the funny scene, Chen Bufan was speechless. He really couldn't believe that he had such a group of vulgar fans.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

The sound was like a ironclad.

The movements in everyone's hands continued to accelerate, but the phoenix's body was still unharmed.

Chen Bufan really couldn't stand it anymore and reminded him quietly: "This phoenix is ​​as hard as iron. Even if you can break him into pieces, how can you put it in your mouth? Maybe once you bite it, your flesh will not be eaten and your teeth will fall out."

As soon as this sentence came out, those who were working hard raised their heads one after another, and they woke up instantly as if they were enlightened.

"Yes, why didn't we think of it?"

"This guy is not afraid of fire, and his body is as hard as iron. He may not even cook it!"

"Damn, I thought there was still phoenix meat to eat. Now it seems that it is not only a waste of happiness, but just chopping it up also wasted a lot of my efforts."

"Are we really going to see the phoenix meat that is in our mouth flying like this?"

"Or what else can I do?"

...

The crowd was caught in a heated discussion, with various methods emerging one after another, only Chen Bufan seemed to be a bystander. Of course, although his expression seemed indifferent, he felt secretly happy.

Hehe, as long as you can't do anything to this phoenix, then this guy is mine.

Sitting quietly aside, Chen Bufan was waiting for the end of the discussion. After half an hour, his voice finally gradually calmed down. From the expressions of those people, it can be seen that they did not think of any practical method.

Looking at the disappointed expressions of those people, Chen Bufan knew that it was time for him to appear.

Taking a deep breath, he slowly stood up and said loudly: "Since no one has thought of how to eat phoenix meat now, I will raise this guy in captivity first. When we think of a method, we can have a meal at any time. What do you think of my suggestions?"

These people are not fools, so they naturally know that after passing by Phoenix Meat today, there will never be such a chance again. Before, Chen Bufan agreed to them so generously, how can they be entangled in this matter now?

"This is all we can do now." Those people replied helplessly.

Chen Bufan clasped his fists and bowed respectfully. Suddenly, his tone of speaking became a little cold.

"Today's affairs end here. I hope everyone can keep my identity confidential."

After saying that, he glanced at the crowd and said coldly: "With my current strength, I can kill you all here, but I am not a devil who kills without blinking. Therefore, for safety reasons, you must take my special poison so that I can ensure that I can continue to stay in the lonely paradise safely."

As soon as this sentence came out, the crowd immediately became excited.

"Chen Bufan, we are your loyal fans. How can you not believe me?"

"Of course I believe you, but so many of you, who can fully guarantee that no one here is disguised? Since you are my loyal fans, don't you believe me?"

"That's right, but..."

"Don't worry, this poison will not attack immediately. As long as this matter is over, I will help you detoxify immediately."

"It's not that we don't believe in you, but that you have too many enemies in a lonely paradise. If one day you unfortunately die, wouldn't we be buried with you?"

"There is a possibility, but don't worry, I will definitely keep a second hand. You can remember Zuiqingyuan, which is now my territory. If I die, you can go there to get the antidote."

There is actually no poison on Chen Bufan. His medicines are used to heal injuries. In order to make these people tighten their mouths, he can only pretend to be poison, so that they can restrain these people.

"Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't take it. After all, dead people will never speak."

The murderous aura around Chen Bufan became swelling again.

"With Chen Bufan's strength, he wants to kill us, and it's easy for him to kill us. With a mouthful of dragon fire, we will all die here today, but he didn't do that. From this we can see that he is a gentleman, and he doesn't trust such a person. I'm the first to come."

At this time, a monk with a buzz cut came out of the crowd.

Chen Bufan handed him a black pill, and he swallowed it without even looking at it.

After a while, the man had no problems at all. Instead, he felt a warm current flowing in his body, which was very comfortable.

"I didn't lie to you! This poison will not attack immediately, and it will take a long time. Of course, don't think about using the poison to resolve it yourself before the poison is fired. This poison is my secret system. Most people can't find it, let alone detoxify. You must remember clearly that I am the descendant of the Dragon Emperor, so there are some methods that ordinary people do not have. For example, after three times before, I can continue to fight, which is enough to say everything."

Looking at those people, Chen Bufan's gaze became a little colder again. He had to completely shock these people. With the buzz-cut monk taking the lead just now, these people did not dare to resist easily. If there was, he would kill them with great force without mercy.

There was no sound in the crowd, as if it was falling into dead silence.

Chen Bufan did not rush to take action, but waited patiently for those people, but the murderous aura emitted around him became increasingly strong. His cold eyes were like two sharp swords that could kill people thousands of miles away.

Not long after, a second crab-eating man finally came out. He glanced at Chen Bufan and took the elixir he handed over.

"I trust you."

Chen Bufan nodded at him.

At this time, the third person who ate crabs came out.

"Don't leave if you have taken the medicine. You must help me move this phoenix into Yiyuan!

The monk who was about to return home was covered in a dark face.

Extreme anger!
To be continued...
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