dragon and ocean horse
At midnight, Beibei received a text message from Dalong.
"Second sister-in-law, my brother broke up with you? I don't believe it. He didn't say anything just now! My brother is willing to do anything for you, and he can still break up with you? He said he can do anything to pull feces. Second sister-in-law, I saw that woman, a man! Sometimes I have to forgive me, after all, happiness is something I have to fight for."
Fight? Beibei stared at her phone and was furious. Is this a question between struggle and forgiveness? This is a question between tolerance and grievance. This logic is like declaring a man's status as a slacking man in relationships. What about her feelings? Did she get it for free?
"Second sister-in-law, my girlfriend is back, she also forgives my cheating, oh! That's all! She doesn't forgive me and I won't look for her, and I won't come back if I love you. But my second brother likes you so much, it's different from me. My girlfriend can come back, so you can come back too!"
Before Beibei's anger dissipated, another one was released on the fire.
Beibei suddenly had smoke from his orifices, and she wrote a message back: "We are not going to be fine, so I'll go to bed, don't send me a message."
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"Second brother, let's take a look at the information from my second sister-in-law." Dalong said as he handed the phone to Peng Cheng, picked up a black-fried chicken skeleton and started gnawing.
"I can also help you persuade me! My second sister-in-law is too stubborn." Dalong looked at Peng Cheng's momentum that suddenly became held back and comforted him.
"No need to persuade me, what are you trying to persuade me? I'm pretty good now." Peng Cheng took a sip of beer, his face was embarrassed. He wanted to swallow it. He took the truth from Beibei's message in his throat, and he had to go there.
"Pull it! Brother, the woman you are now is too damn, it can be whiter, look at the big body." Dalong turned the chicken skeleton and said, "It's not as good as my ocean horse! It's too fat." He whispered the chicken skeleton again, and continued without raising his eyes, "Call me, please coax the second sister-in-law! What kind of person is that? That's your body, look at your current one, and look at our ocean horse. Compared with my second sister-in-law, are they all women? Brother! You have a little clue! It's my second sister-in-law."
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The speaker is unintentional and the listener is intentional. Dalong's words completely stimulated Peng Cheng, and his fragile heart was seriously hit. Is there something wrong with his eyes? He really likes Xiao Min very much. Although Xiao Min is a little fat and he is not blind, he likes Xiao Min's little fat instead. However, Dalong's unintentional words meant to deny himself, including his aesthetics. It turns out that Xiao Min is so fat that it makes people hard to swallow.
"You, you, stop talking. My brother likes to be so fleshy and soft."
Peng * didn't want to hear Dalong be careless. Besides, he actually compared Xiao Min with his ocean horse, which made people feel uncomfortable. Can that ocean horse look better than Xiao Min? Peng Cheng immediately imagined in his head that the scene of Ocean Horse and Xiao Min standing together was also dizzy.
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Peng Cheng had seen the big horses, and he had seen them when he was very young. The girl had fallen in love with the big dragon before she could develop her.
At that time, Dalong was not as tall as the Ocean Horse, and he didn't like to pay attention to her. He always followed him and Zhang Chao, running wildly all over the mountains and fields. The Ocean Horse also followed him and chased the mountain in a way, leaving a circle of fat behind his back. Zhang Chao always teased Dalong and said, "Dalong, you will take your wife with whatever you play."
The dragon has always annoyed this ocean horse. He thought she was not good-looking and he had been disgusted since he was a child.
The girl is too tall and has less charming. It's okay to be nicer to look good, but this ocean horse is so dark, and the joints are so big! It's indeed a little cold. Her lips are a little purple, and at first glance, they look black, like Akagi Takaki in the Slam Dunk master, and the two German sausage-like mouth strips, the dragon feels unwilling to accept it.
Everyone talked about the big horses. When he was a child, the biggest dream of the boys in the village was to find a wife who was stronger than the big horses. Even Peng Cheng himself made up his mind secretly, although he was far less beautiful than the big dragon at that time.
Yangma adheres to the principle of being taller than her man. For many years, she has never been shorter than the big dragon. When she was young, she was not open, and she was taller and shorter, and the big dragon didn't feel uncomfortable. When she got older, she was still so tall and big, so the big dragon looked down on her even more. She loved the big dragon, and the big dragon was so good that she was hiding from her like she was plague.
It can be said that the cow was forced to press his head without drinking water. The ocean horse occupied the dragon before it was twenty years old. Its legal age was not up, so it forced to get married and have children.
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Peng Cheng is the same age as Dalong, only a few months apart. The first time Dalong met a woman was in the backyard of Dayangma's house, he was busy with the rest of his life. When Peng Cheng pulled Dalong, who had his trousers, went home with his belt, he kept laughing at him: "Don't struggle with your wife, as struggle can break your legs and insert them into your *."
In the years since then, Dalong never had the final say at home. When he got married and had children, almost everything he did with Dayangma was to hold a knife. After giving birth, Dayangma's big lips, as sausage-like, became darker and thicker, and Dalong became less talkative.
Last time when Peng Cheng returned home, he went to his aunt's house. The Yangma hugged the child and could get up from the bed like a nest, and prepared some wine and food for them. That day, Peng Cheng suddenly realized that the relationship between the Yangma and the Yangma seemed to be different. The Yangma loves to talk and is full of energy. He and the Yangma already have two children, but they have not registered yet. The aunt said that the two of them are very troubled, but the Yangma did not dare to use force this time.
While drinking, Dalong blew up his awesomeness. After drinking too much, he couldn't stop it. He could not stop it and talked nonsense about everything about him and his younger brother and wife in the Yangma family. Dalong was almost twenty-six, and he was not as thin as a child. He was a little fat, and the flesh on his stomach tumbling outside his belt. He swayed to the front of the windowsill and pointed to a valley far away: "Second brother, there is a pit there."
The dragon lowered his head and smiled like a treasure, still reminiscing: "Second brother, I only know now that it's so good to be with that delicate girl!" After saying that, he dries the beer in the bottle and lifts the bottle up high.
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Dalong eloped with his wife and brother-in-law once, pulled a car of apples, and drove away half of the beautiful car that pulled the apples. It was the car of Dayangma's younger brother. After buying the apples, the two drove back. Life was not easy. The siblings brought their own people home, and their brother-in-law was beaten and their faces were deformed. Dalong came back, but the siblings never dared to be angry with him.
This happened one after another, and after another, the slightest little girl came back, and she was beaten up every few days. The younger brother of the Ocean Horse was also ruthless and beat the little girl away in a few days. During the Chinese New Year, he heard from his parents that he had gone to a big city to work and worked in a concert hall, and his income was very high.
Chapter completed!